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Old 09-26-2007
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A note to makers of parody movies: referencing a movie alone does NOT make it funny. You have to actually parody it.
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Old 09-27-2007
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the fifth elemant sucked. i stayed up until 12 midnight watching it. oh dear.
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Old 09-27-2007
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Epic Movie. It sucks. I hate it. ^^
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Old 09-28-2007
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Worst movie i've ever seen was "Napoleon Dynamite"
I'll agree with this. It's not even so much that I don't get the humour in it as there isn't any humour to get. I really love slightly off beat humour but this was just an hour and a half of absoloutely nothing. If your going to make a movie about a complete loser winning in the end you have to actually make the loser likeable and not a complete asshole. The only even remotely redeeming feature of this steaming pile of donkey faeces was that his uncle was not terribly unfunny all the time like everyone else in it.

I actually think this is the one movie I would rate below even Uwe Boll's output and I really hate Uwe Boll.
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Old 09-28-2007
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All the Spider-Man movies and Ghost Rider...pretty much any movie like that. The first two batman movies were clasics though.
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Old 09-29-2007
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The Incredible Hulk.
I would rather light myself on fire than watch that movie ever again.
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Old 10-01-2007
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Catwoman wich wasn´t just bad but one of the worst movies ever created!!!
That fact alone realy pissed me off since Catwoman is one of my favorite female comicbook caracters of all time.
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Old 10-02-2007
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Old 10-04-2007
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Well someone probably mentioned this one before, but i forgot about it in my first post: "Hostel" My god was that horrible XP the first half (well actually more like 3/4) of this "horror" film was like a soft porn movie, and then we get to the horror part with it's just a bunch of meaningless gore scenes.......the acting wasnt THAT bad thought; worst acting i've ever seen was probably Nic Cage's on "The Wicker Man" but i forgive him cus the movie was so bad it was hilarious XD
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Old 10-04-2007
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The Bratz Movie

Now, understand that it is one of the goals in my own life, and the friend with which I saw this movie with, to know and see as much stupid crap as humanly possible. That being said, I couldn't imagine a single worse movie then Bratz, especially the deaf kid who could still hear and talk. I think it may have been the most pathetic thing rendered in film I ever laid my eyes on.
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Old 10-08-2007
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Robocop 2 and Oceans 12 are among my bottom 10. LOTR 2 was one of my biggest disapointments ever. It took a physical effort for me not to walk out of the theater and I stared at my watch more than anything else. 3 was not disappointing simply because I had seen 2
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Old 10-09-2007
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Yeah he ruined a successful franchise. Also Alien 3 is a classic example on how not to make a sequel. Nothing in that movie made sense. Gotta go, I'll explain later.
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Old 10-09-2007
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I liked Alien3 :(
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Old 10-10-2007
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So did I. In parts it was a very enjoyable movie and some of the performances were very good. the faults were really in the direction.

Alien 4 sucked so badly that a copy was probably in the center of the EYE of Hurricane Katrina.
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Old 10-10-2007
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I didnt like the Saw series, i thought that 3 sequals was way to much
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Old 10-10-2007
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I sees The Seeker: The Dark is Rising with fellow family member. It were not goodly at all, made me eating fellow family member now I all alone.
But really not seeing it, will killing the eyes! <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley4.png'>
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Old 10-11-2007
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I don't know about worst (I have a bit of a knack for picking out good movies), but the most disappointing movie for me was Eragon. If anyone reads this and disagrees with me, try reading the book and then saying it was a good movie. Seriously, it was as if the writing staff stuck the book in a room with an angry monkey before writing the script, filling the missing parts with random action scenes and bad dialogue. When Ed Speleers said "I expected something more," I was thinking, "You said it, boy."
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Old 10-12-2007
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3. There's so many video reviews for this one (most notable the AVGN's and The Nostalgia Critic's) they can say all there is to be said about it. But I can still say it's fucking terrible, which it is...
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Old 10-12-2007
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As one critic said "its like being raped by Myspace"
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Old 10-13-2007
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Eragon as a book was ok..........not great............just ok
so I didn't even bother to see the movie
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Old 10-18-2007
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thorn in the foot: a super crappy horror movie with a cult of about 5 losers
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Old 10-19-2007
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All the Spider-Man movies and Ghost Rider...pretty much any movie like that. The first two batman movies were clasics though.
Are you mad!? The first Spiderman was amazing and the second while not as good still wasn't as terrible as everyone makes out. I'll give you Spiderman 3 though simply because of the ending and the complete waste of a character they made Venom into. Ghost Rider I think was unfairly panned, I'll admit the actualy story and the ending were crap but Ghost Rider himself was kept pretty true to form from what I remember. It had a lot of missed potential and did suffer a lot from having to cater for a wide audience.

Edit: And I don't care what anyone else says Jack Nicholson's portrayal of The Joker while amazing as a character was nowhere near close enough to the sheer evilness of the character, best on screen adaptation maybe but he doesn't really have much competition. I actually prefer Batman Returns since The Penguin and Catwoman were done pretty much perfectly in my opinion. Hell even Jim Carrey as The Riddler was pretty true to the original character concept.
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Old 10-21-2007
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Well, Plan 9 From Outer Space is meant to be rubbish.
[ But it's actually brilliant! ]
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Old 10-21-2007
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Final Fantasy: Spirits Within

Nothing will make me watch that again.

As for Eragon: it was alright.
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Old 10-21-2007
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I was actually going to see that
thanks for the warning
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Old 10-29-2007
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- Eragon: I wanted that to be over when since the opening credits. People try to make movies out of popular books, this is what happens when you try to make a movie out of a bad book. Wow hollywood needs new people.
- Every "Scary Movie" and it's equivilents, which includes "the comebacks" because we can tell it's the same idea even if they use a different name.
- Napolean Dynamite - I watch that and thought 'I'm losing brain cells'
- The majority and all recent Disney Channel original movies.
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Old 10-31-2007
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Napoleon Dynamite was so terrible that my friends and I just stopped the movie halfway and never continued it again. The sad thing was that none of us ever laughed, and there was quite a variety of friends during that sleepover. It was that bad.
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Old 11-01-2007
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I hate movies that are there for the gore rather than a good storyline :(
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Old 11-01-2007
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Still hate Lost in Translation. I also saw Spy Hard a few days ago and it was blatantly horrible.
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Old 11-02-2007
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Those bashing 300 are missing the point. It's soposed to be a historical fantasy focused around big uber action battle scenes and plenty of fanservice to keep guys happy. It's not soposed to be clever. But it does what it's meant to do spectacularly well;

Depict and uber awsome battle and have great storytelling.

And for those who don't know, the battle of Thermopyle (SP?) actualy happend. Although not as to exadurated extent as the movie shows.

Worst movies for me are;

Eragon: Poor acting, minimal character development, farley generic story, bad voice acting etc... Hell the only thing good about it was the animation on the dragons!

Pathfinder: So disapointing! Generic acting, predictable pot and things you find in just about every other movie that has preceded it. Oh, and poor character development.
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