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Old 08-29-2007
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What movies make your skin crawl - and not in a good way? For me, Batman Forever, Batman and Robin and the burgertastic Mac and Me. I'm not loving it.
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BAR gets a pass just because it has Arnold with all his cold/freeze/ice puns.

The Fantastic 4 movies.
Lots of those Sci-Fi channel movies.
Movies I have probably never seen
Killa Season(Fuck you, Habibi! I'm taking this fuckin' bread. )
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Old 08-29-2007
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One of the worst i´ve seen was Steven Sommers Van Helsing.
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Old 08-29-2007
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Fire dragon. They did a remake of an god awful kung-fu movie called Fantasy Mission Force ( that was bad in a funny way) and changed the plot from confusing to undecipherable. 75% of the movie was clips from the original film. Everything that was good about the first film was destroyed. I'm still wondering why Jackie Chan agreed to make it.
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Old 08-29-2007
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You Got Served.

All these years later and I STILL want that two hours of my life back. never, NEVER let your friends pick the movie.
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Old 08-29-2007
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POT3 Really had high expectiaions
300 ugh I really wanted to like it, but I didn't *Cries while wispering THIS IS SPARTA*
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Old 08-29-2007
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I think the worst movie I've ever seen is She's All That.

It was a shame because I went into it with high hopes, but all it really was, was a Pgymalion knock-off with the 2nd most retarded dance sequence in history (the worst one goes to Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion).
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Old 08-30-2007
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I despise the Garfield movies. I can't believe Bill Murry was in BOTH of them (the second looked so bad I refused to watch it.

As a reader of the comic books I was shocked at how only Garfield's character matched that of the book. John was a confident batchelor, Liz the Nurse actually fell for John, Odie was the 'wonder dog' (he was supposed to be nearly retarded in the books) and Nermal was Garfield's lacky.
The story sucked, the acting was dire and the best bit (or rather only funny joke) was showcased in the trailer. I feel that, with the dancing scene espicially, the whole movie was just there to show off CGI capabilities.
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Old 08-30-2007
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Wait a minute - Nermal was in the Garfield movies?
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Old 08-30-2007
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O.O I LOVE MAC & ME. I haven't seen that movie in years...

Worst movies ever I can think of right now? Good Burger, Gothika and Smokin' Aces...Lame, just all extremely lame.
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All non-DC superhero movies (excluding Spiderman I and II, and the X-men trilogy).
Does anyone else notice that Marvel superhero movies are constantly being made, but they really, really, really suck? Unfortunately, people go and watch them (despite the mediocrity) and the movies take in enough profit to spawn a sequel - wtf?
(i.e. Fantastic 4 definitely did not deserve a sequel, and they're making a sequel for Ghost Rider which doesn't deserve one either).

Epic Movie - There was a fundamental law of the universe where any movie that is made to be intentionally funny will have at least one part that makes you laugh. Long behold, Epic Movie was discovered, which directly contradicted this. Needless to say, scientists were perplexed and an article was contributed to Nature magazine. Seriously though, this movie is not funny; I almost poked my eyes out and gnawed my ears off just watching it.
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Old 08-30-2007
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All chick flicks...
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Good Burger was the greatness damn it!

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order?
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Old 08-31-2007
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Manos, The Hands of Fate.
Red Zone Cuba.
Pod People, AKA Trumpy's Adventure.
Beyond the Green Door. AKA The Exorcist rip off
Love Story.
Aliens 3.
Oh God You Devil.

There are too many to list
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Old 09-01-2007
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FAO OverMind - Thankfully Marvel have now opened their own movie studio which means they will maintain greater creative control over the products, rather than having to let them go to whatever studio owns the rights to particular characters, which is why some of the recent movies have sucked so bad.

Anyway I digress. Worst movie ever in my opinion has to be in my opinion, crap this is difficult. The Marine with John Cena. I really wanted to like this because it looked like a dumb popcorn munching action film, but it failed miserably. The acting, script and dialogue were terrible even for a dumb action film.
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Old 09-01-2007
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation. OK you can think "Well it's the fourth in a series that should never have been, what did you expect?". Well, it's not just the worst movie in the series, it's one of the worst horror movies ever.
The story is awful, acting poor and some of the concepts ridiculous:
- The cannibals eat Pizza not...well what do you think?
- Leatherfaces family now consist of a realter and a mechanic (complete with metal leg) couple.
- Leatherface has taken his adrogynous appearance to a new level, wearing an old woman costume and screaming like a bitch every time he's supposed to be killing someone.
- The family is tied into government spying...wtf?

Uh awful. I should make a complaint video...it needs to be done =_=
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Old 09-01-2007
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Super babies and son of the mask, are the worst movies I've ever seen in my life.
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Old 09-03-2007
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- Ocean's Twelve
- Kickin' it Old School
- Parasite Eve
Most Disney sequels
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Aliens 3.
Oh God You Devil.
You suck, kid.
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Aliens 3 compared to the Alien and Aliens was pretty crappy. Aliens Resurrection was worst. AVP was so bad that it isn't even considered apart of the Alien and Predator movie-verse.
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Old 09-03-2007
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-Children of Men
- The Rage: Carrie 2
- Hostel
- All the American Pie movies
- American Beauty
-Deep Impact
and there was one on the tip of my tongue...but I can't seem to remember what it was called...
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I like Alien3. There were lots of problem on set, but David Fincher is my favorite director and I liked what he tried to do with it.
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Old 09-04-2007
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idiocracy and date movie, the least funny comedies ever made.
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Old 09-08-2007
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Master of Disguise and Rocketman to add two more...
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Old 09-09-2007
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Ultraviolet.
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Old 09-09-2007
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the bratz movie. never let your girl friend pick the movie <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley4.png'>
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also carrie 2 sucked
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Old 09-09-2007
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The only film that made me feel like walking out after 40 mins was Stranger Than Fiction...

And when I went to Video Ezy, they were selling it for 10 bucks, after it was released on DVD 2 weeks ago...
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Old 09-09-2007
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Hostel (1 and 2), 1000 bodies (worst horror movies ever)...
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Ultraviolet was the worst movie in the world...ten bucks down the drain
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