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You run after the thief while screaming and shouting "GO BLEACH YOUR ROOTS, THIEF!"
Eventually you corner him at an abandoned Willy Wonka factory.

No doubt this vile fiend was attempting to steal your deck in the hopes of lowering the competition for tomorrows one of a kind, first ever Battle City Tournament (tm). Yes that's right protagonist, in this game you will be able to rewrite history itself! But first you need your cards back. What epic one liner will you shout at the thief before uncovering his identity?
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Give me back my Children's Trading Cards!
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Oh no I just remembered...I left my soufflé in the oven!!
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yes, that one is great.
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(Willy Wonka Chocolate factory sticks in my head...)

"Now, I'm going to tell you what a Snozzberry is, thief!"
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Little does he know I use to work there. I show him that there's boxes full of candy in the office and say:

"Lets trade, I have a recording device on my person and caught everything on tape. If you give me my deck, I will give you a box of candy left over from the foreclosure, I will delete the footage and we'll call it even, how does that sound?"

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"Lets trade, I have a recording device on my person and caught everything on tape. If you give me my deck, I will give you a box of candy left over from the foreclosure, I will delete the footage and we'll call it even, how does that sound?" you explain to the thief.

"Fool!" a nasally voice says, "Do you really expect me to believe that?!" The thief turns around, revealing themselves to be non other than Milhouse.



"Using this childrens card game deck, I will win tomorrows tournament and gain the fame and respect I deserve!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...pIJUF76eOI#t=7

Milhouse is distracted with his laughing, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE! What do you do?
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New rule, as long as there are multiple options I will use RNG, to give everyone a fair chance.
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Distract him further with a sexy picture of Lisa and swipe the deck back from him

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Antagonist: I'm just going to patiently wait for someone to beat the tar out of Milhouse. If this doesn't happen soon, I'm sending in the mullet guy.
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Distract him further with a sexy picture of Lisa and swipe the deck back from him
Change it to a video of Barney Gumble in a Polkadot Bikini dancing and singing the theme to I Dream of Jeannie, and we've got a deal.
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Without telling Milhouse, of course. It would count as getting the tar beaten out of him.

Or if it doesn't, I can still send in mullet guy.
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Yubutt Saul Goodman Herpa Derpa Ding Dong should follow his great idol, who gave Wheevil his Exodia, and give Millhouse the candy.

Also I suggest, that Yubutt Saul Goodman Herpa Derpa Ding Dong isn't carrying Sophia or whatever in his deck, but in a second card box.
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Yubutt materializes a sexy picture of Liza to distract Milhouse from his deck. Milhouse stares at it for some time, not noticing that you are getting closer and closer to him. You are now an arms length away from him. What do you do?

Meanwhile, Super Evil Villain Tyler watches from his office, since he has cameras placed all over Domino City, in Super Evil Villain fashion. If Yubutt doesn't do something to Milhouse soon he might just send in the mullet guy.
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I kiss him!
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Hit him over the head with a passerby
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RNG DECLARES SAILORATHENA THE WINNER!

As Milhouse snaps out of his trance, you realize that you must take action now! Suddenly, a hobo passes by behind you. You grab the hobo and swing him like a bat right over Milhouses head. Milhouse drops your deck in the process and you watch as Sophia falls in a vat of molten chocolate, never to be used again. so you quickly pick it up.

You're pretty sure Milhouse has been knocked out by the force of the hobo bat. The hobo also seems to have been knocked out, you know, from being used as a bat. Who says you can't be a musclehead AND good at cardgames?

Its getting late, you should go to bed early for the tournament tomorrow. You could head home now or get a little revenge on Milhouse. What do you do?
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... Ok, new goal for the villain: see Sophia burnt under a steak. That serve that steak to the protagonist. And then show him footage of it. My reasons for this? Because I'm just a dick and I think the card is dumb.

Oh, and cue mullet guy to dispose of Milhouse if someone doesn't start beating him with the hobat. Meanwhile, we'll see if I can't talk to Kaiba about renting the hair guy. He's way better than the mullet guy, but I don't want any friction because of him.

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Probably get distracted by oompa loompas :o

Got the deck back so probably head home I guess lol. I don't really mind either way though :o

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Avoid getting caught by Willy Wonka and head home
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(the hair guy belongs to Pegasus and sometimes to the big 5 for no reason.)

I'd suggest going home, undressing and have erotic fantasies about Sophia.
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(Yes, but he got left pegasus for the big 5, who were with Kaiba Corp, controled now by Seto Kaiba, who gets control of all minions. Honestly I think I could rent him for less if I invest in the front operation for his dragon fetish jets and I could probably make up for that by firing mullet guy.)

(out of a cannon. Into the sea.)

And anyway, if you're fantasies involve her burning to death, then we have the same fantasy! Only mine's about burning your card in front of you while being pawed at by all of the female minor characters that WOULD be in this show if it wasn't done by 4kids. For some reason it always ends whenever Kaiba smiles in real life and I get news of all of the puppies.
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Probably get distracted by oompa loompas :o

Got the deck back so probably head home I guess lol. I don't really mind either way though :o
I vote this, but first let's pants old Milhouse and leave him for Willy Wonka to find in the morning.
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Take the SD Card out of the button spy camera LIKE A DUELIST put it on your computer LIKE A DUELIST send it to kaiba corp LIKE A DUELIST, get him disqualified, LIKE A DUELIST. Get my cards back LIKE A DUELIST. Go to the tournament LIKE A DUELIST.

I can see a new side video coming from this meme (like a boss)

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... Yeah, they already did that joke.

... A long time ago.

... With Kaiba.

... And that one was good.

... Unlike yours.

... Which was worse than Jaden's rapping.

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... Yeah, they already did that joke.

... A long time ago.

... With Kaiba.

... And that one was good.

... Unlike yours.

... Which was worse than Jaden's rapping.
Calm down, it's a joke.
Everyone here is playing a game.
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... Yeah, they already did that joke.

... A long time ago.

... With Kaiba.

... And that one was good.

... Unlike yours.

... Which was worse than Jaden's rapping.
I liked the joke.
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You pants Milhouse and leave him there for the crows and Willy Wonka to take care of.
When you arrive home you find that your parents are nowhere to be found. Why is that?
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Ok, time to collect Milhouse, then. Also, his/her parents aren't there because they have better jobs that require them to leave him behind. It'd be hilarious if they didn't send him money every couple of weeks with a care package every so often. Though it is hilarious that I take every other check just to void them before sending them on. It's the little things in life...

And even though I'd like to take credit for him never getting the care packages, those actually go to the U.S. capitol building for Congress's snack time, just like the care packages for their armed forces.

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they are either buying children's trading cards for their child, because Konami made all cards worthless again by bringing out a new edition, or they are dead.
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