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Old 07-21-2008
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Alrighty kids! Heres how it works. You ask a question starting with why, such as:

Why is the sky blue?

Also in that same post you answer the question asked by the person above you (don't be litteral, be silly)
So the next post would look like this:

Answer: Because dinosaurs with wings fly up into outerspace and throw Mudkips into the air until they hit something and stain the sky blue.

Question: Why does corn come on cobs?

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So I will start with this:

Question: Why can't humans breathe under water?
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Old 07-21-2008
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Answer: You breathe in oxygen from the air. There is oxygen in water too, but the human body cannot take this oxygen from the water. If you tried to take a breath underwater, your lungs would quickly fill up with water and you wouldn't be able to breathe.
Fish and other sea creatures, however, can breathe underwater. They have organs called gills which enable them to take oxygen from the water. But if a fish is taken out of water, its gills dry out and it cannot breathe.
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Question: Why am i so awesome?
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Old 07-21-2008
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Logic error.
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Old 07-22-2008
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I think there was a thread like this a while back.

Anyway, why is milk white?
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Old 07-22-2008
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You don't want to know...
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Don't you need to leave a question after your awnser?(SP)
Anyway, why is my hair blonde?
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Answer: Because you die it that way.
Question: Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you come near...?
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Answer: Just like me, they long to be close to you...
Question: Where's the spoon?
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Answer: A sub-troll stole it.
Question: Why is it so quiet?
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Old 07-22-2008
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Answer: Because, in the space, no one hears you scream.
Question: Why did they cancel Futurama?
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Answer: Cause Fox was worried that Futurama would influence people into thinking we have a future.

Question: Why did the Dinasores die? (shit, I forgot how to spell Dinasores)
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answer: Chuck Norris was bored , so he invented a time machine and killed them

question:why do ducks say Quack?
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Because they don't like telling racist jokes
What do reindeers do in the Off season

@BlueSpirit... I liked your Dr. Who Avatar
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Answer: They do what they usually do during the Off season, dhurrrrr...

Question: Why can I hear voices inside my head?
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Because you're Yoko Ono
Why are Potatoes Orange
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Answer: Because you haven't been smoking enough weed.

Question: Why do bugs like [s]dying[/s] flying into bright lights?
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Answer: Because that's the only thing they can see, so might as well fly there.

Question: Why is the sky blue?
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Answer: Because it'd look darn stupid if it were pink.

Question: Why are round pizzas served in square boxes?
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A: to confuse the consumer and empower the man!!!

Q:why is it necessary for ppl to make themselves as big and strong as possible
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Answer: Because I [s]touch myself at night[/s] say so

Question: Why do I touch myself at night?
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Answer: Because the Disney channel features porn stars in it's movies.

Question: How can a man without eyes see pears on a tree?
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A: He can feel them and visualize them in his head.

Q: Why is it that this game is exactly like my You Need A Reason Game, but my game got locked and this is still around.
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A: Because you [ FAIL ]

Q: Why is KFC so tasty?
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Old 07-26-2008
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A: Because I put booze in it.

Q: Why am I an alcoholic?
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Because I opened up a Hotel that gives alcohol to underages. >.> <.< >.>

Why is Pearl so addicting
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Old 07-26-2008
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A: Because the Gible loves you...

Q: Why are summer projects so evil?!
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A: gny8egnyter8o

Q: Why is SSY still alive?
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A: Because we haven't killed him yet.

Q: Why am I still alive?
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Unanswerable because you should be dead from all the booze. O_o

Why did I finally evolve mah Gible
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A: Because it still loves you...

Q: Why is the ocean so blue?
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