This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and Gon's Balls will whisper 'First... comes... rock!' Hah!  Made you stare at Naruto's Marshmallow!  Pushing the logo off-center to drive TheOcean insane.  
 
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So, Summer is nearing its end. Or Winter, I suppose, depending on where you're living. w/e.

REGARDLESS, as such, August's contest theme will be as follows:

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Contestants will be required to write an essay of no more than 1,000 words (Though let's be honest here odds are half and half on whether or not I bother to count, and points aren't really going to be deducted anyway.) about what you did during your Summer(Winter) Vacation (Or just Summer(Winter) if you don't happen to attend school anymore).

Feel free to lie if you think that your life is really boring or whatever. I'm certainly not going to fact check.

If you still don't want to talk about your life for whatever reason, you may submit an essay regarding your opinion on what is or is not important to learn about in life. This may include but is not limited to the typical subjects (Math, Language, Science, etc). Surprise me.
Sign Ups will continue until August 5th. Submissions will then be accepted until August 25th, after which voting will commence on who had the most entertaining Summer(Winter)/managed to dazzle you with their wit and discourse on a most probably boring topic to whatever boring people may be reading this (Read: Learning). PM your submissions to Zairak.

There will be one prize for the person who receives the most votes by the last day of August. Prize is going to be a piece of YGO:TAS merchandise. Preferably, the item in question will not exceed $20, but we can talk about it if necessary.

Ah, ahem. Yes. Class is in session or w/e.

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(Oh, and the only thing I want from the TAS store is a Bakura keychain, but they never have it in stock.)
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Definitely sign up. Can we submit one essay for each of the two options, or do we have to pick?
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Definitely sign up. Can we submit one essay for each of the two options, or do we have to pick?
There's no rule against being an over-achiever, no. Feel free to do so.

I would encourage voters to judge based on quality, not quantity, however.
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There's no rule against being an over-achiever, no. Feel free to do so.

I would encourage voters to judge based on quality, not quantity, however.

Wonderful. I just feel like trying both.

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Okay I'm going to sign up. Can't guarantee I'll have something to write about that's not boring or something that nobody agrees with unless they're Christian, but whatevs :D
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Hopefully, I can find a free hour this month to write up my report.

It can be any length, right?

I'll do what I can
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Hopefully, I can find a free hour this month to write up my report.

It can be any length, right?

I'll do what I can
Yes, any length is permissible.
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Hey Zairak, now what I did for word count for the final round of the July contest?

Copied and pasted the story into a Word document.

If you don't have Word, then you can use a Google document instead for word count. :)

It takes two seconds and you can still be mean and deduct points. Yay!

EDIT: Well, if it can be ANY length... guess you feel like being nice~
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Hey Zairak, now what I did for word count for the final round of the July contest?

Copied and pasted the story into a Word document.

If you don't have Word, then you can use a Google document instead for word count. :)

It takes two seconds and you can still be mean and deduct points. Yay!

EDIT: Well, if it can be ANY length... guess you feel like being nice~
Thanks, pretty sound advice.

But yeah, since the normal contests are decided by popular vote for the time being, didn't feel like placing restrictions.

On that note, Sign Ups are going to end in approximately 2 hours, Mysterious Viewers. If you want in, speak up now or... miss out on a silly contest, I guess.
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Miss out on that faaaaaabulous prize, more like.
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If I sign up my essay will be the word pingas written over and over for 69 pages, so I wont.
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8. AbigeruAlek
9. Marik-is-King
10. Mistyskye
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Submissions accepted, again, until August 25th. Remember, PM the submissions to Zairak.

Er, me.

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WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS INSTEAD OF WRITING ESSAYS. GO GO GO.
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Aw noooooo I'm 20 min late to sign up? :,(
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started writing it, up to August in my summer timeline.
This summer has been hugely busy for me.
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Aw noooooo I'm 20 min late to sign up? :,(
Well, if you're wanting in, you can still participate since it was that close to the deadline.
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One written. Writing the second. Gonna submit together =)
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Submitted :)
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Bowing out. My summer was not worth speaking of and I'm in no mood to make up something that will remind me how lame of an existence I have.
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Right, here are the submissions. Vote on them and stuff, preferably before the end of August.

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Letís see, the official start of summer is June 21. However School doesnít usually let out until about the first or second week in June. To make things easier on myself, Iím just going to start this thing off with June first and write from there. Summer isnít over for me, and Iíve still got one huge event to cap off the summer. Been preparing for it for a solid year, and there are still a lot of things left to do. Iím getting married on September 13, 2013.

Starting with June. June 18th, is the birthday of my fiancť (HarryOatmeal). So starting June 1st, I ordered his birthday present, ordered a cake, made plans for his special dinner, made arrangements with family members, all in preparation to celebrate his big day. I make it my goal, every year, to spoil my Harry, on his birthday, for the simple reason that he wasnít pampered enough when he birthday rolled around as a kid. While I do something different, every single year, I try to incorporate the same elements into Harryís special day. Those elements are food, family, fun, cake, and presents.

This year, I invited Harryís stepson (Chris,) and stepdaughter-in-law (Shelby) to come enjoy the festivities. It started with a drive all over our home town. The intention to have some fun, tease, and get Harry a little turned around on his day. The drive took us by his ex-wifeís house, where I slowed down, and had everyone wave. The ride ended at a nice local restaurant. During Harryís birthday meal, I excused myself from the table and alerted the restaurant staff that it was a special day for my Harry. The Staff and OWNERS of the restaurant treated Harry, Chris, Shelby and myself, to a rendition of ďHappy BirthdayĒ and an original composition entitled ďThe Walmart Song.Ē As a side note to the story, Chris and Shelby work for Walmart, so ďThe Walmart SongĒ was an added pleasant surprise and bonus.

After the restaurant, Harry, Chris, Shelby, and myself, took a trip to his brother Daveís place, for cake and presents. Harryís favorite kind of cake is Boston CrŤme Cake, so every year I get him one, with a special birthday message on top. This year, instead of the usual number candles, I had found some candles that spelled out ďLost Count.Ē From the moment I saw those candles, I knew they were perfect for Harryís cake. They went on, were lit, Chris, Shelby, Dave, and I sang ďHappy BirthdayĒ to Harry, he made his wish, and he blew them all out. I cut the cake for Harry, passed out the slices, and everyone gave Harry his presents. Harryís birthday was a huge surprise and success. He was happy, I was excited, everyone had a great time.

July I started taking some classes through my doctorís office. These classes were suggested to me as a way for me to learn to find my own voice and break old habits that I used to hide from everyday life. I was resistant to the classes, at first, but by the end of July, I decided that these classes were actually helpful and useful to me. If nothing else theyíre teaching me ways to improve my relationship with my honey. Nothing wrong with strengthening my bond with my soul mate.

I also signed up to participate in a very large contest. I had no clue what to expect. I just signed up for fun, with absolutely no expectation of winning. But somehow, round by round, I managed to survive, all the way to the end. This contest had everything, a scavenger hunt, Comics, Trivia, a tougher scavenger hunt, and, last but not least, a short story. The moment I saw that the final task was a short story, I sat back and cheered. Iím an aspiring writer, and short stories are right up my alley. Contests should be like life, you know, itís not about winning or losing, itís how you play the game. I joined the contest for fun, I enjoyed the experience, and in the end, I was rewarded by winning the whole thing. Life is magic, sometimes.

There are two days every year, that are really tense and high emotion days for me. One is my daughterís birthday, the other is my own birthday. My daughterís birthday is tough for me for personal reasons that I canít go into on the internet. My birthday, which is July 29th, either is a complete disaster or just feels hollow, for some unknown reason. This year, my birthday started off bad. It started off with the next door neighbors being spoiled brats over something as simple as a parking space. On weekends, the neighbor is nice enough to let us park there, but when Monday comes, if our car isnít moved, weíll get nasty notes and other vicious nasty behavior. Naturally, my birthday has to fall on a Monday. We forgot to move our car the night before, and by the time we remembered Monday morning, the evil person next door decided, instead of parking somewhere else and leaving a note, she would back into the space, blocking my car in. So when we finally remembered to go and move the car, we couldnít. I was on the verge of tears. We had plans for that day, to go out and celebrate my birthday. Canít really do that if your car canít be moved. Luckily, the wicked neighbor moved around lunchtime. So I moved my car, Harry took me out, and the day wasnít totally ruined. Harry and I decided if the neighbor is going to be so vicious and vindictive over something as silly as a parking space, we simply wonít park there anymore, at all. Sheíll have her precious space, and weíll wonít have to bother with nasty notes or other vicious behavior.

Now we come to August. The month has just started and already Iíve got things to do and work on. Still taking classes, so Iíve got to keep going on that. But in addition to the usual activities, Iíve got some hardcore wedding planning to do. Hunting down a minister to perform the service, getting my wedding dress fitted and altered, work on planning the menu, getting the center pieces, and decorations started and finished by the end of the month. Also thereís Beatlesfest this month. Busy, busy, this month wonít stop. I pick up my dress on the 6th, meet with friends to do wedding stuff on the 8th, and Iíve got a list of numbers to go through to find a minister to perform the wedding. I want the minister lined up before we leave for Beatlesfest on the 2nd Friday of the month. Iíll do it, Iím stubborn enough to do it.

Beatlesfest is a convention for fans of the Musical group the Beatles to gather, enjoy good music, interesting guests, and other events associated with the love of the group and itís members. Harry and I go every year. We take our cameras and get all sorts of pictures. In the past weíve met people like, Chris OíDell, Denny Lane, Lawrence JuberÖ etc. So many people itís impossible to name them all. One person that shows up every year and is an absolute must not miss, is Mark Hudson. Rainbow beard, freeform fashion sense, good natured personality, Mark Hudson is a character and a half. He along with the fans is a Beatlesfest staple. He shows up every year. Harry has had the distinction of developing the rare type of friendship where he can literally say absolutely anything to Mark and Mark would laugh it off and absolutely adore it. To casual observers and security Harry might come off as a flaming asshole in some of his comments to Mark, but between Harry and Mark, itís just good natured fun. There is simply no animosity between the two. They may only see each other once a year, but Harry and Mark are the best of guy buds. Itís a treat to see the two interact together. Mark Hudson is invited to our wedding in September, weíve already sent him an invite by mail, but Iím taking an extra to give to him, as a subtle reminder. If he comes, great, if he doesnít, well heís still a good friend.

I have been waiting all my life to meet my soul mate, and become his bride. This September, I will accomplish that goal. September 13, 2013 I will become Mrs. Oatmeal. The closer the day gets, the more excited and nervous I get. I canít wait. My dad is coming, heís going to walk me down the aisle. My daughter is going to be my flower girl. Itís going to be a small wedding, weíve invited 30 people in total, but well since people tend to bring people, the guest list has grown to at least 35. Itíd be interesting to see exactly how many people actually show. One person that is definitely NOT invited to the wedding is Harryís ex-wife. She mistreated Harry during their marriage, to the point where he no longer wanted to be with her. She may have been foolish enough to let Harry go, but Iíll not make the mistakes she did. She lost Harry, I found him. Finders keepers, Iím keeping Harry, forever and ever. The wedding, itself, is a mere formality. Iím already bonded to my other half, the wedding just announces to the world that itís official. Mr. and Mrs. Harry Oatmeal, for all eternity.
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Killshotís Summer

Mostly by choice, I tend to lead a relaxing lifestyle free from drama and other peopleís problems. This has mostly worked out well, but I do feel I tend to miss out on some excitement by living this way. There isnít much for me to talk about but Iíll try to polish up what few bits I have to make them seem more significant.

Exciting development #1: Killshot drinks a beer in front of his mother for the first time.

Although my parents are both Christians, I wouldnít say I grew up in a Christian household. Mom would read me the biblical childrenís stories like Jonah and the Whale and David and Goliath and we would occasionally go to church on Sunday, but thatís about it. Church was more of a social thing for my mother and dad was just kind of along for the ride. Despite god not being around much, my parents (mom in particular) were very controlling. I wasnít allowed to watch any sort of movie that wasnít G rated until I became a teenager. I couldnít listen to any music with curse words and since I didnít like country music, I just didnít listen to anything. I had to go to bed early every night. I had to go to a friendís house just to have any kind of exposure to these things. I donít blame my parents for doing any of this because I was their first kid and they didnít want to screw me up, but it has made me rather hesitant to do anything in front of them that I donít think they would approve of.

Flash forward to this summer. I am staying with my parents until I can move into my apartment in the fall. I love cooking and I cook for them every night so Iím not just a freeloading bum. Because I cook, I also buy the groceries. While Iím in the store, I always linger in the beer isle and take a sort of mental inventory of what brands they have. Iíve semi-recently discovered there is more to beer than the piss water that is the big commercial brands and I have taken a liking to trying different microbrews. For a few weeks, I would stare longingly at the beer isle and image what certain brands might taste like. I start scheming in my head that I could plug in my mini-fridge in the basement and keep a 6-pack chilled without my mother noticing.

Then one day I decided I was 24 goddamn years old and if I wanted a beer I was going to get one.

I brought a 6-pack home and put it in the fridge with the rest of the groceries and got dinner started. When my mother got home from work, she looked around at what I bought and noticed the 6-pack I had in the fridge. To tell you how sheltered my childhood was, she had to ask me what it was. Not in a condescending, ďwhat do you think youíre doing?Ē kind of way, she honestly didnít know. When I told her it was beer, I had mentally prepared for a fight, but instead I got a disinterested, ďOh, ok.Ē Nothing. Not even a look of disapproval. I had been worried over nothing. So now thatís one more thing I can do in front of my mother without being consumed by irrational childhood fear. Baby steps.

Exciting development #2: Killshot works on his manly physique.

I have never been the athletic type. I donít even know the rules to most major sports. Iím not very strong and Iím slow and clumsy. I am trying to change this, however. Despite what many of you may imagine me to look like, I am actually pretty thin and decent looking. I get a lot of attention from girls (because my job prevents me from acting on this attention, it is mostly unwanted) because of my looks. Just so you donít think Iím trying to brag, I shared this information to frame the next part of the story.

While working my way through undergrad a few years ago, I did some volunteer work at a summer camp near where I live. The kids there were about 12-15 years old and the day I was working there they played some kind of game where one team does something and the other people have to copy them. I always felt silly and self-conscious doing these kinds of things, but the kids were having fun and I only needed to half ass it because I was just there to supervise. Then the lead team did a maneuver where one person jumped into the other personís arms. I only had time to think ďOh shit,Ē before a slightly overweight girl who had been making eyes at me the entire time decided to charge across the field and leap into my arms. This girl couldnít have been more than 14, but I was straining to hold her. I had to bite my tongue to keep from saying how heavy she was out loud. After what had to be the most uncomfortable 5 seconds of my life, I just dropped her feet first on the ground. That was my wakeup call that I needed to get stronger. I almost destroyed the self-esteem of a young girl because I was too weak to support her weight for a few seconds.

And that brings the story up to this summer. I had tried to start getting in shape earlier, but I didnít know enough about what I was doing or was just too lazy to get any results. This time I studied up on how to gain muscle. I joined a gym. I started going 3 days a week. I started getting fucking results. I can lift more than Iíve even been able to and I can see some noticeable muscle definition. The only thing Iím slightly concerned about is the fact that I am losing weight. Iím eating a shit load in order to gain muscle mass, but despite the fact that my diet now mainly consists of eggs and steak, I have dropped 5 pounds since the beginning of the summer. I suppose I should be happy, but I donít quite know what to make of it yet. Iím glad Iím getting stronger, but hopefully Iíll never be in a position where the self-esteem of a chubby teenager depends on my physical aptitude again.
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