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Old 07-27-2008
yugiwithabaseballbat yugiwithabaseballbat is offline
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Not sure if this is the right section, but whatever.

I wanted to re-do LK's first episode of YGOTAS (THE VOICES, NOT THE SCRIPT, this is the original script by LK i just copied it.), not that i think anything is wrong with it, but i just wanted to take a crack at it. and since my creativity is non existent, i have to use LK's technique of "plagerism" :P.

Anyway in order to voice my own copy i had to write down the script line by line... very painful process. So i thought i'd give it to you guys incase someone else wanted to do the same.

Yami: Yugioh is filmed before a live studio audience.

Yugi: Hey Joey, earth to Joey, hey are you in there? It's your move.

Joey: sorry yuge, doin this brooklyn accent makes it difficult to concentrate on card games.

Tristan: I know what ya mean, my voice is pretty crazy too. I'm thinking about changing it.

Yugi: by the way my grandpa got me this super rare card.

Tristan: Groovy!

Joey: ey, badabing.

Kaiba: Rare card. That sounds vague enough to be the Blue eyes white dragon, and since i'm a child billionare in charge of a huge gaming company, i obviously have nothing better to do then to go check it out.

Yugi: Hey gramps, can we please see your super rare awesome chocolatey fudge coated mega super card?

Grandpa: I don't see why not. Here it is the blue eyes white dragon.

Joey: that's the least threaning name for a monster i've ever heard, what kinda mook could want a card like that?

Kaiba: i'm here for your blue eyes old man and i won't take no for an answer, now give it to me.

Grandpa: No!

Kaiba: Curses, foiled again, i'm going to go hire some thugs to kidnap you now. I'm a billionare so, no one will even think about pressing charges.

Grandpa: That kaiba kid needs to get laid.

Tristan: Big time!

Yugi: Hello, game shop.

Kaiba: I kidnapped ur grandpa yugi, and then i dueled him into submission, so could you get over here and call an ambulence for him? I have far to much money to be expected to do it myself.

Yugi: wait, who is this?

Yugi: Grandpa! Are you O.K.?

Grandpa: for some reason playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.

Kaiba: That's right, and now, watch this!

Yugi: Grandpa's special rare awesome super card!

Joey: what the heck did ya do that for?

Kaiba: So that it could never be used against me.

Yugi: in that case why don't you just tear up every card in the whole world?

Kaiba: Shut up and duel me.

Yugi: Don't worry gramps, i'll win this duel with your deck.

Grandpa: W-wait a minute, i've been injured so you're going to steal my deck and go play cards with your arch rival?

Yugi: pretty much.

Grandpa: No wonder your parents are never around!

Tea: Gather 'round everyone and i'll mark us with a special sign.

Joey: Uh.. Tea, hey not for nothin', but aint this permanent marker?

Tea: Ohh... whoops.

Joey: Why were you even carrying that thing around in the first place?

Tea: I'm a kleptomaniac, i stole it from school.

Tristan: Hey! My wallets missing!

Tea: Kaiba took it!

Yami: It's time to duel!

Kaiba: Wait, did your testicles just drop in the last 5 seconds or something-what the heck happened to your voice?

Yami: Holy Ra, real monsters!

Kaiba: Actually, they're just super advanced holograms created for the soul purpose of enriching the experience of a childrens card game.

Yami: O.K., seriously you've got to be F**king kidding me, who wastes all their money on something like that?

Kaiba: The guy who'se going to beat your pastey pharaoh butt with three blue eyes white dragon, that's who!

Yami: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?

Kaiba: Yeah.. so?

Yami: That's against the rules isn't it?

Kaiba: Screw the rules i have money!

Kaiba: Now draw your last pathetic card Yugi so i can finish you-

Yami: My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards Kaiba.. Except maybe for Kuriboh.

Yami: But it also has this! The unstopable Exoidia!

Kaiba: Ahh Exodia! It's not possible, no body's ever been able to summon him!

Yami: Really? Is that because it's so rare?

Kaiba: No, it's because this game makes no sence, no body could figure out how to do it.

Yami: No body except me! Exodia, obliterate!

Mokuba: Big brother, is it time for my cameo yet?

Kaiba: How.. how could you summon exodia?

Yami: Kaiba, if you really wish to know... then talk to the hand!

Kaiba: ahhhhhhhhhh!!

Grandpa: I wet myself.

Generic pegasus henchman: Mr. Pegasus sir, it seems the raining duel monsters champion has been defeated by someone named Yugi. A-also, it's time for your sponge bath.

Pegasus: Mmmm...

*Obscure Fat Albert reference*
Old 07-27-2008
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I'll give a [s]cookie[/s] companion cube to anyone who reads thru the whole thing. No offence.
Old 07-27-2008
yugiwithabaseballbat yugiwithabaseballbat is offline
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It's the same script as episode one... you can just watch the episode :P
Old 07-27-2008
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There are transcripts of all the YGO:TAS episodes and specials on the yugio wikia
Old 07-28-2008
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you just wasted your time xD
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Who cares, HJe can steal fame and glory for doing it.
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I took one second looking at this, and you spelled "reigning" wrong. You spelled it like the storm.

I don't trust you.

Also worthless, lock'd.
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