Three Word Story

[Saa]

large old ocean

[Yoshi8710]

sometimes swam over

[Saa]

the infected swarm

[Yoshi8710]

of evil angels

[Shadowmayne]

to go to

[CosmicAce]

the deep depths

[Shadowmayne]

of the ancient

[Yoshi8710]

kwik e mart

[CosmicAce]

that serves them

[Shadowmayne]

pie of doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[CosmicAce]

which tastes good

[Shadowmayne]

until it suddenly

[CosmicAce]

expired on the

[Yoshi8710]

counter before you

[Xarg]

you even pay

[Yoshi8710]

300 dollars for

[Anixe]

... that piece of...

[Saa]

fudge made of

[Yoshi8710]

pure 24 carrot

[CosmicAce]

gold that seemed

[Yoshi8710]

just a little

[Xarg]

bit too small

[WrongImpression]

to make sunglasses.

[Saa]

Then there was

[CosmicAce]

black little sheep

[Saa]

who like to

[B00bies]

prance around in

[Xarg]

poorly lit hotels

[Anixe]

...with mobs of...

[Admin]

Chickens. They started

[Pweisgerber]

eating pork chops

[Yoshi8710]

even though they

[yoeivil3r]

didn´t taste so

[kurojd]

good.Then they

[Yoshi8710]

frolicked through downtown

[kurojd]

in the red

[Elt]

...submarine, red submarine...

[roddersj04]

then ate them

[Elt]

with a mega-ultra-super-special-awesome-enchanted-magical-spoon! (its one word i tells you!)

[Xarg]

Suddenly an meteor

[Admin]

of size huddled

[CosmicAce]

down toward earth.

[Yoshi8710]

the meteor hit

[CosmicAce]

the city of

[Yoshi8710]

kansas city, kansas.

[Xarg]

The people transformed

[Yoshi8710]

into evil mutant

[Xarg]

rock people because

[Admin]

of the chickens

[Anixe]

...who went to...

[Elt]

take a shit

[Moderator]

on the admins

[Admin]

but the admins

[ShadowMaskPrime]

Decided that the

[TheAmericanCameleon]

rain of fire

[ShadowMaskPrime]

was a bit

[Yoshi8710]

too flexible for

[ShadowMaskPrime]

being used as

[Xarg]

an excuse for

[Shadowmayne]

to leave the

[Elt]

peanut butter jelly

[WrongImpression]

toaster oven heating

[Pweisgerber]

forty Jelly Belly's

[Anixe]

... so instead people...

[yoeivil3r]

began to throw

[CosmicAce]

around some of

[ShadowMaskPrime]

The Energon Cubes

[Xarg]

causing a massive

[ShadowMaskPrime]

Chain reaction of

[Xarg]

the creation of

[grungies]

hairy mole-men

[ShadowMaskPrime]

who liked eating

[Xarg]

venomous tiger sharks

[ShadowMaskPrime]

but kept dying

[Xarg]

their shirts green

[Elt]

with their mega-ultra-super-special-awesome-diarrhea! (its a word, i swear it on the life of my pink shirt)

[ShadowMaskPrime]

which leads to

[Xarg]

the meaning of

[ShadowMaskPrime]

"Cthulhu Fthgn" being

[Dijon]

added to wikipedia

[Elt]

im a fireman!

[ShadowMaskPrime]

Said Nyarlathotep while

[mangalink]

screwing his jacket

[Elt]

while dinosaurs ate

[Dijon]

his massive house

[Elt]

with sharp pitchforks

[Dijon]

as a plane

[mangalink]

-driving pilot fell

[Omega]

into the ground

[Dijon]

with a THUD!

[mangalink]

He was found

[Dijon]

barely conscious with

[mangalink]

Emma Watson who

[CosmicAce]

was trying to

[mangalink]

cut off his

[ShadowMaskPrime]

arms, legs and

[Dijon]

head with a

[mangalink]

razor-sharp turd sword

[Dijon]

which he got

[ShadowMaskPrime]

from playing poker

[Dijon]

with a walrus

[mangalink]

who had hair

[NavyCherub]

in his hand

[Dijon]

he got from

[ShadowMaskPrime]

Harry Potter's hairy

[batsuangel13]

Tesco's, where they

[Xarg]

got attacked by

[NoName]

Your mom and

[ShadowMaskPrime]

Lord Voldemort, whom

[CosmicAce]

was said to

[NoName]

Rape a clown

[Elt]

with a stick!

[Dijon]

I like pie!

[Xarg]

Just then everybody

[CosmicAce]

started to party

[forestcow]

with sanjaya malakar

[CosmicAce]

who apparently has

[Xarg]

a lot of

[forestcow]

crying little girls

[Dijon]

in his wardrobe

[yoeivil3r]

that began to

[ShadowMaskPrime]

devour baby souls

[Xarg]

of ultimate death!

[ShadowMaskPrime]

The Boy(as in from the very first page) was

[Xarg]

being ignored so...

[Dijon]

he shot his

[Xarg]

wrist a lot

[ShadowMaskPrime]

"Ow Ow OW!"

[CosmicAce]

He was now

[ShadowMaskPrime]

really really hurt

[CosmicAce]

and he bandaged

[Xarg]

his wrists with

[CosmicAce]

shackles and also

[Dijon]

duct tape which

[CosmicAce]

apparently stuck on

[Dijon]

his face that

[Xarg]

was not very

[Dijon]

comfy so he

[Xarg]

went to the

[CosmicAce]

bathroom and started

[Dijon]

to shave his

[ShadowMaskPrime]

eye brows but

[Dijon]

he missed and

[ShadowMaskPrime]

got his nose

[batsuangel13]

stuck on a

[Xarg]

very leaky faucet

[Saa]

that wouls always

[smartee]

at his flesh

[Admin]

to see the

[lazylen]

ghost of a

[pirata]

former US president...

[yoeivil3r]

that began to

[Mana]

spontaniously combust and

[Xarg]

leave a box

[Reki]

in a world

[Kitsumaru]

with a very

[Xarg]

scary zombie people

[Yoshi8710]

that eat feet

[Xarg]

of very famous

[pirata]

statues in Italy.

[Xarg]

Suddenly a very

[boman]

hairy haiku hopped

[yoeivil3r]

down from the

[Xarg]

the mouth of

[batsuangel13]

blue bat burgers

[AxeEffect64]

and grabbed it's <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>

[MaiSkanktine]

big fat hairy <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley7.png'>

[Duffman]

Ear so it

[micahthemonkey]

brainwashed many people

[batsuangel13]

into thinking that

[pirata]

Bakura is gay

[batsuangel13]

without having any

[MaiSkanktine]

rock solid proof

[CosmicAce]

so people started

[Elt]

to eat shit

[CosmicAce]

while coughing blood

[batsuangel13]

at a pink

[micahthemonkey]

,evil Bunny with

[Elt]

gorgeous green eyes

[batsuangel13]

and a brain

[micahthemonkey]

full of dirt.

[pirata]

This bunny became

[CosmicAce]

the ruler of

[micahthemonkey]

me and you.

[mangalink]

While Birdman was

[leonhart321]

taking the hobbits

[yoeivil3r]

to a big

[Dijon]

party wher they

[mangalink]

were raped by

(I just thought I'd revive this topic since I had much fun with it before I left on Holiday ^_^)

[Southbark]

Yugi who then

[Dijon]

proceeded to take

[Southbark]

Monkeys out of

[yoeivil3r]

big round fat

[Dijon]

bottles that were

[mangalink]

displayed next to

[modsoul123]

a rusty sign

[mangalink]

on which sat

[modsoul123]

a black cat

[mangalink]

whose owner was

[modsoul123]

a guy named

[mangalink]

Aima Weener, whose

[Dijon]

best friend was

[Yuikiko]

a talking pie

[modsoul123]

that liked to

[Dijon]

eat other pies

[batsuangel13]

in retro style

[CrazyCalYa]

whilst he obliterated

[mangalink]

Yugi's sex drive

[Feball3001]

with Yami Yugi

[mangalink]

which (referring to Yugi's sex drive, not Yami) was quite

[Feball3001]

below average for

[mangalink]

an anime character

[Feball3001]

but above average ....

[mangalink]

for Maximillion Pegasus

[Feball3001]

whom was one

[Dijon]

of the least

[Feball3001]

apealing peroson on

[mangalink]

Doctor Who, because

[Dijon]

he had little

[Feball3001]

hair and green

[mangalink]

hairy balls with

[Feball3001]

white flakes of

[mangalink]

eternal darkness, besides

[Feball3001]

the blood of

[Elt]

christ is water

[modsoul123]

and the bread

[Uraniumgrenade]

and butter pudding

[Dijon]

and cherry pie

[mangalink]

has nothing to

[Dijon]

do with the

[mangalink]

hariy eyebrows of

[batsuangel13]

the wizard of

[Dijon]

Azkaban who broke

[mangalink]

Tristan's big hard

[batsuangel13]

cookie of doom

[Dijon]

which gave him

[AxeEffect64]

an uncontrollable rage

[Feball3001]

of fire and

[yoeivil3r]

began slowly to

[Memington]

kill his self-esteem

[Feball3001]

So then he

[JohnnyFive]

Got a mackeral.....

[Feball3001]

but he couldn't

[batsuangel13]

dance to the

[Feball3001]

theam song of

[mangalink]

Doctor Who, making

[Dijon]

him the most

[mangalink]

laughable character in

[Feball3001]

the world of

[mangalink]

peunut-raping donkey lifeforms