Three Word Story

[WeirdSmells]

into a bowel

[niknnik]

of death which

[littlekuribohrulz20]

was filled with

[niknnik]

tons of ugly

[littlekuribohrulz20]

worms who were

[CELTICfan1888]

big and ugly

[niknnik]

and banjo-playing.

[CELTICfan1888]

and drum bashing

[littlekuribohrulz20]

hillary clinton who

[niknnik]

was dying because

[littlekuribohrulz20]

she lost the

[SSY]

key to the

[niknnik]

pink cupboard, causing

[SSY]

Bill to freak

[Cocyta]

out and go

[niknnik]

to his mums

[Cocyta]

basement to become

[littlekuribohrulz20]

a master toy

[Cocyta]

for the voices

[littlekuribohrulz20]

of the show

[Cocyta]

Yu-Gi-Oh, which controlled

[littlekuribohrulz20]

the world's children

[Cocyta]

through twisted storylines

[littlekuribohrulz20]

and plots about

[Cocyta]

Ancient Egyptian lasers

[littlekuribohrulz20]

and card games

[Cocyta]

which came to

[littlekuribohrulz20]

kids all across

[Cocyta]

the globe, spreading

[SSY]

butter on toast.

[Cocyta]

However, the butter

[SSY]

started to melt

[Namus]

and it cooled

[Cocyta]

into a solid

[Namus]

after that it

[littlekuribohrulz20]

froze and turned

[Cocyta]

to ice, causing

[littlekuribohrulz20]

global freezing, which

[Cocyta]

annoyed many people

[frogger4Christ]

to death because

[Elastas]

Elastas sold naruto

[littlekuribohrulz20]

they coulden't get

[Cocyta]

any money though,

[Elastas]

so super shadow

[frogger4Christ]

took a dump

[littlekuribohrulz20]

by yellowstone but

[Cocyta]

was thrown out

[Elastas]

because he didnt.

[frogger4Christ]

remember to wipe

[littlekuribohrulz20]

his ass which

[Cocyta]

is disgusting. In

[spencer43]

drinks beer in

[frogger4Christ]

the land of

[littlekuribohrulz20]

marshmellows were there

[Cocyta]

nonsensical creatures that

[spencer43]

Play Xbox 360

[littlekuribohrulz20]

however, elmo came

[spencer43]

Final Fantasy four

[Cocyta]

had Elmo as

[Raulst]

a raving lunatic

[Cocyta]

, and head villain

[frogger4Christ]

of the giant

[niknnik]

octopus, destroying the

[SSY]

4Kids HQ. Al

[niknnik]

gore eat some

[SSY]

poisonous food and

[niknnik]

he started hallucinating,

[SSY]

He saw George

[niknnik]

climbing the eiffel

[SSY]

tower while eating

[niknnik]

donuts, marmite and

[niknnik]

donuts, marmite and
(edit: sorry double post)

[SSY]

Cap'n Crunch. LittleKuriboh

[niknnik]

was dancing to

[SSY]

Journey when he

[niknnik]

knocked over the

[SSY]

lamp. Safty started

[niknnik]

crying: her computer

[SSY]

broke because LK

[niknnik]

drop-kicked it,

[SSY]

because he thought

[niknnik]

it was having

[SSY]

a seizure. Safty

[niknnik]

took her shotgun

[SSY]

and killed puppies.

[niknnik]

the RSPCA took

[SSY]

all the puppies

[niknnik]

even though they

[SSY]

wanted to die.

[niknnik]

LK got so

[SSY]

mad that he

[niknnik]

threw an elephant

[SSY]

at Bakura and

[niknnik]

went to Oz,

[ggbhtg]

to laugh at

[niknnik]

chipmunks eating bananas

[littlekuribohrulz20]

meanwhile, a french

[Zairak]

mime had paint

[niknnik]

stapeler was stapeleing

[littlekuribohrulz20]

a piece of

[niknnik]

cheese to a

[MikashiChikato]

free sample of

[littlekuribohrulz20]

cheese from a

[niknnik]

cheese seller, who

[littlekuribohrulz20]

was french and

[niknnik]

sells cheese for

[littlekuribohrulz20]

money and a

[niknnik]

pack of magic

[littlekuribohrulz20]

dust from a

[niknnik]

Tax office in

[littlekuribohrulz20]

england with the

[niknnik]

monkey from the

[littlekuribohrulz20]

land of the

[niknnik]

stamps in it,

[littlekuribohrulz20]

which all were

[cabbage521]

pictures of the

[littlekuribohrulz20]

war that was

[Cocyta]

disturbing and horrible -

[littlekuribohrulz20]

yet fun and happy

[Cocyta]

for the winners.

[SSY]

The war started

[littlekuribohrulz20]

on a field

[SSY]

in the land

[Cocyta]

of make-believe

[SSY]

when Mr. Smokesweedalot

[Cocyta]

and Pegasus decided

[SSY]

to smoke weed.

[Cocyta]

This was not

[SSY]

a smart idea

[Cocyta]

, but it was

[SSY]

fun for the

[Cocyta]

moment, until Kaiba

[SSY]

said "screw the

[Cocyta]

weed, I have

[SSY]

LSD." LK got

[mac3467]

Pwned by a

[WeirdSmells]

fan of N:TAS

[SSY]

who was high.

[Cocyta]

But this was

[frogger4Christ]

no ordinary fan,

[Cocyta]

it was a

[mac3467]

MUTANT ZOMBIE LK (ZOMG)

[Cocyta]

... or just rabid.

[WeirdSmells]

"CLUCKY!" he yelled

[Cocyta]

, scaring Pegasus, Kaiba,

[littlekuribohrulz20]

marik and other

[Namus]

till they crapped

[WeirdSmells]

out chicken eggs.

[littlekuribohrulz20]

which came from

[Cocyta]

dinosaurs. Yugi woke;

[Namus]

he had been

[Cocyta]

having a nightmare

[littlekuribohrulz20]

about kaiba doing

[Cocyta]

drugs with Pegasus.

[littlekuribohrulz20]

but both were

[WeirdSmells]

weird things to

[Cocyta]

Yugi, who was

[frogger4Christ]

picking his nose

[WeirdSmells]

with a light-saber.

[Namus]

flet he had

[Cocyta]

to run far

[littlekuribohrulz20]

away from michel

[Cocyta]

Stipe, into the

[littlekuribohrulz20]

endless black hole

[Cocyta]

known only as

[littlekuribohrulz20]

darkmoth, when coming

[Cocyta]

from Los Angeles,

[littlekuribohrulz20]

was elvis who

[Cocyta]

was trying, but

[frogger4Christ]

never could play

[Cocyta]

a children's card

[littlekuribohrulz20]

game when he

[frogger4Christ]

is drunk from

[Cocyta]

fermented tapioca pudding

[littlekuribohrulz20]

but the mayor

[Cocyta]

of Las Vegas

[frogger4Christ]

accidentally gave Elvis

[Cocyta]

a free show

[frogger4Christ]

because Elvis did

[Cocyta]

a very bad

[frogger4Christ]

chord in the

[littlekuribohrulz20]

classic play of

[Cocyta]

Hamlet, when the

[littlekuribohrulz20]

jester stole the

[frogger4Christ]

mayor was looking

[Cocyta]

for the stolen

[littlekuribohrulz20]

jewels hidden inside

[frogger4Christ]

Elvis's rockin' guitar

[littlekuribohrulz20]

which elvis put

[frogger4Christ]

secretly in at

[Cocyta]

The Bank That

[Raulst]

Didn't Give Back

[frogger4Christ]

anything that the

[Cocyta]

bishonen did not

[frogger4Christ]

jump up and

[Cocyta]

down, screaming at

[frogger4Christ]

the guy who

[Cocyta]

stole his wallet

[niknnik]

while he juggled

[CherryChan]

carrot that were

[frogger4Christ]

able to explode

[niknnik]

but they didn't,

[DudeKratos]

so they had

[niknnik]

to go to

[DudeKratos]

the place where

[CherryChan]

fishermen eat all

[niknnik]

day. these exploding

[SSY]

hookers decided to

[niknnik]

drive a lorry

[SSY]

in Grand Theft

[niknnik]

Walrus to your

[SSY]

house. Then, niknnik

[niknnik]

changed his name

[SSY]

to nik and

[niknnik]

this was really

[SSY]

great because his

[niknnik]

last name was

[SSY]

niknnik and everyone

[niknnik]

hated it, even

[SSY]

Kroze. One day

[niknnik]

Superspecialyugi changed his

[ggbhtg]

avatar to fit

[niknnik]

his personality, but

[ggbhtg]

it was actually

[niknnik]

really crap. In

[ggbhtg]

the alternate dimension

[niknnik]

, people were dying

[ggbhtg]

of a disease

[niknnik]

called superrareultimatemagicultramegaillness, which

[ggbhtg]

kills from the

[niknnik]

toenail causing godzilla

[niknnik]

[ggbhtg]

to kill kong

[niknnik]

even though Kong

[ggbhtg]

was killed by

[frogger4Christ]

his mother from

[ggbhtg]

Mechagodzilla in Japan

[SSY]

. The village of

[ggbhtg]

the moutain whanahakaloogie

[SSY]

was getting prepared

[ggbhtg]

to collapse unto

[SSY]

the tower of

[ggbhtg]

Druaga from Namcomuseum

[SSY]

The villagers tried

[ggbhtg]

to eat the

[SSY]

pizza but it

[ggbhtg]

was too spicy

[SSY]

and hard as

[ggbhtg]

a rock and

[SSY]

they got mad.