Death Note: TFG (Sign-ups)

[yamiangie]

dam doble post of doom I have to stop running marvel digital and movie trailers at the same time.

[AsteriskRocks]

Silence Misa!

You're collaborating with Zairak again!

[killshot]

That was a one time deal, dammit!

[yamiangie]

You know what I don't trust anything any of you say this is all one Xanatos Roulette (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosRoulette) by gemi

[geminigirl]

I am a villian?

[AsteriskRocks]

That was a one time deal, dammit!
That's what she said.

[sajeev50]

I vote Fenrir

[Fenrir502]

We should get a Thirty Xanatos Pile Up going.

[geminigirl]

anyways I am going to have lunch be back later.

[Fenrir502]

Anyway, isn't that more like a Xanatos Gambit, not a Roulette?

[yamiangie]

yeah maybe but we don't know what yet.

[bakurachick]

i vote for pies4you.

[geminigirl]

Come on L-Squad vote Fenrir.

[TitanAura]

I gotta ask.... what is with your obsession with pies4you?

*EDIT*
Of course she's offline just after I ask.... >_>

[DarkPhoenix]

maybe she just wants to be different

[AsteriskRocks]

A girl has gotta have her Pie.

[MrsSallyBakura]

That must be it.

[geminigirl]

Hi Sally

How are you going?

[TitanAura]

...I'm pretty sure that's not what most girls want.... btw.... gemini? What do you want for Christmas? I am GOD you know.

[MrsSallyBakura]

Oh hey there.

It's going well, I must say. Though it was silly to have fallen for your trick so easily. That was low by the way. Both sides have cheapness in them, this proves.

[TitanAura]

......How are you going?
Doing?It's going well, I must say. Though it was silly to have fallen for your trick so easily. That was low by the way. Both sides have cheapness in them, this proves.
Proves what?

[yamiangie]

i want an ice cream sandwich

[AsteriskRocks]

Overall

FAILED Convo.

[gcar90]

My big Bro is Not cheap.

[geminigirl]

Cheapness? I thought my plan was brilliant

It revealed a spy and got Near a name of someone that wasn't Misa

@Titan anime DVD'S mostly a laptop would be good as well.

[MrsSallyBakura]

Both sides are cheap.

Yeah... I was wondering what was up with gemini "failing." I was too "OMG SHE REALLY DID IT" to reason with it.

[yamiangie]

And why did Yugi say I was Teddybear?

[TitanAura]

No.... geminigirl is geminigirl. And therefore she cannot fail. But only in my bloodshot eyes.

[geminigirl]

I don't know

Near knows

Lerena probably knows

I know nothing about that.

[TitanAura]

To get you those I need to know your address. Care to share it with me? *prepares special Christmas sack of "toys"*

[yamiangie]

darn I have to go now gundam is about to go on

[geminigirl]

If you are God

You know where I live.

[gcar90]

sex toys?

[TitanAura]

.....noooooo..... >_> <_< >_>

[AsteriskRocks]

ERO GOD!

[gcar90]

LOL,
It must be sundown, because My mind is gone.

[kyuubikitXD]

I vote Fenrir

[bakurachick]

i change my vote to fenrir..

[geminigirl]

YAY.

[DarkPhoenix]

I vote fenrir

[geminigirl]

I possess xellos

xellos votes for Fenrir.

[Fenrir502]

Now they show their true colours >.>

[MrsSallyBakura]

Who shows their true colors?

[TitanAura]

I would also like to know.

[MrsSallyBakura]

Well at least I'm not the only clueless one.

[Fenrir502]

Everyone <.<

[MrsSallyBakura]

You think so?

[TitanAura]

What are my true colors? I'm pretty sure I'm light orange and white.

[kyuubikitXD]

i'm confused
is this a new color?

[MrsSallyBakura]

You're black too!

[Fenrir502]

Yes, it is.

The colour of evil.

[kyuubikitXD]

NEON ORANGE ISH EVIL!?!

wait

what you mean?

[gcar90]

It's hard to see Hamtaro as Evil, though.
It's so cute.
<3

[MrsSallyBakura]

So is TeddyBear.
Your point?

[kyuubikitXD]

Hamtaro = cute
teddybear = cute
hamtaro = teddybear
O___O

[gcar90]

Teddy is my hero.
Don't you dare defame him.

[MrsSallyBakura]

You're not helping.

[DarkPhoenix]

interesting train of thought

[Fenrir502]

We speak not of visible colours here, but of something less...

...

visible

[MrsSallyBakura]

But not quite invisible?

So... translucent?

[Eia]

Ultraviolet rays?

[kyuubikitXD]

>:D
GOOD
i dont WANT to help the Sallygami

[TitanAura]

Infrared light?

[MrsSallyBakura]

BUT SALLYGAMI KNOWS ALL
SALLYGAMI DECIDES YOUR DESTINY

AND SALLYGAMI WILL DESTROY THE WORLD TOO

[TitanAura]

Wait until the 26th please. Ruin gemini's and my special day and you will cease to be.

[Eia]

Boxing day?

[TitanAura]

How did you know?

[MrsSallyBakura]

Silence, mortal tiger. >:P

[Eia]

Read it somewhere.

[MrsSallyBakura]

It's on my calendar.

[TitanAura]

Oh right. While I'm God.... *magicks* Slev is now biologically my child. Take that HolyShadow.

[geminigirl]

My colour is purple

if anyone was wondering.

[TitanAura]

I never would have guessed.

[DarkPhoenix]

Yay *hugs* my fav color is purple

[Lerena]

I vote Fenrir, because I'm evil and I hate mostly everyone. Wait, wrong side. I mean...I'm fair and just! =D

[geminigirl]

purple>black>blue>silver>most other colours>pink>brown

For me.

[Lerena]

Black>Purple>Blue>Green>Brown>Red>Gray>White>Pink>Orange>Yellow for me =3

[TitanAura]

Ah. My favorite three colors are Green, Metal Grey, and Black. I like Orange if it's combined with Black because I like the contrast.

[TitanAura]

Just because it's fun to watch people be completely on edge, I'm going to begin the countdown to results. The summaries from each turn shall be posted every hour, on the hour. Have fun squirming in anticipation.

ROUND START:
One day the great Zorc [Shinigami:MrsSallyBakura] was walking about crushing houses in the countryside and devouring souls when (s)he came upon Domino City. “Today is a good day to DESTORY THE WORLD!” (S)he thought. However, it would be to easy to simply crush the city so (s)he instead decided to imbue the Millennium Ring with his(her) power and dropped it next to an unsuspecting Ryou. “What's this?” He asked. “It looks like some sort of gaydar. This will come in handy if Pegasus tries to sneak up on me again.” When suddenly possession by an unknown spirit took hold on him and transformed him into Yami Bakura [Kira]. “I'm here to kick ass and drink tea.... and I'm all out of tea.”

Somehow alerted to this, LittleKuriboh [Watari:Lerena] decided to take immediate action by calling upon the power of Dan Green Yami [L]. How very convenient. (S)he then decided to go off to be nerdy by rickrolling weddings and referencing other such outdated internet memes and old TV shows. “I haven't been this mad since they mad HeavyDDR a submod!” Upon his(her) exit, Yami [L] decided to fill in Joey [Police Chief:Ave] on the situation.

Yami: “Joey! There's a killer on the loose and I need your help to stop him. With the power of censorship, we can do it!”
Joey: “Nyeh?!”

And so began the battle between good and evil using a children's trading card game.

This is all starting to sound like a really bad fanfic.

TURN 1 RESULTS:
As Grandpa [Suicidal Maniac:geminigirl] recovered from his(her) daily heart attack, (s)he decided that waiting for death was like waiting for Tristan to do something important and meaningful to the plot. (S)he decided that there was only one way to end it all: suicide. But (s)he didn't want his(her) death to go to waste! (S)he had far too much wisdom to rant about to the world! So while standing on top of a building, (s)he began to scream at the top of his(her) lungs:

“YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YOUR DEATH NOTES AND YOUR SHINIGAMIS AND YOUR KIRAS AND YOUR HEART ATTACKS AND YOUR WATARI AND YOUR DETECTIVES AND YOUR GOOD VERSUS EVIL AND YOUR TEAM KIRA AND YOUR L-SQUAD AND YOUR POLICE CHIEF AND YOUR PROTECTOR AND YOUR MURDERER AND YOUR LAWYER AND YOUR DOCTOR AND YOUR FANATIC AND YOUR ASSASSIN AND YOUR DEBT COLLECTOR AND YOUR STEVES AND YOUR FORCE INTERROGATION AND YOUR DRUG DEALER AND YOUR NECROPHILIA AND YOUR ILLEGITIMATE OFFSPRING AND YOUR OMNIPOTENT GAME MASTERS AND YOUR ABRIDGED REFERENCES AND YOUR FORUM GAMES AND YOUR CADA DOMINGO AND YOUR-”

When suddenly, his(her) foot slipped and (s)he fell to the pavement below with a sickening *crunch*. A note was found by TitanAura in his(her) pocket that read:

“I don't have a suicide note because I'm lazy and didn't feel like writing one.”

TitanAura slowly got up after reading the note with a vacant expression on his face. Then he lifted his head and began to speak:
“Bouquet of flowers: $25. Funeral Arrangements: $4500. Watching your wife die on a regular basis as though you're in an episode of South Park? Priceless. For everything else, there's Mastercardmarijuana.” Suddenly, geminigirl's ghost appeared and slapped TitanAura across the face.
“Is that really all you have to say?!” said geminigirl.
“Wait, I thought you were dead! And why were you an old man? WAIT WTF? WHY AM I MARRIED TO AN OLD MAN?! TitanAura yelled as his brain exploded for the fourth time that day.
“Does anything in this game make sense?” she replied.
“No, not really.”

As the town gathered curiously around Grandpa's [Suicidal Maniac:geminigirl] body, they concluded that a mass murderer was in their midst! “Screw the rules I have money!” One Abridger shouted. “IN AMERICA!” Another screamed! “Super Special Awesome!” Acting upon this flawless logic, they directed their Brooklyn Rage at Fenrir502. However, as they descended upon him, Kuriboh [Protector:Backer95020] flew between them and yelled “I activate my Magic Card: Multiply!” And within seconds an impenetrable wall of LittleKuriboh Impostors appeared. Afterwards he shouted, “Now go home or you'll never be able to watch Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series ever again!” However, just before the crowd disbursed, an Abridger [Townie:leonhart321] collapsed, possibly owing to his hideous pink shirt. Reacting to this attack from the concealed Bakura [Kira], Yami[L] took immediate action!

“MIND CRUSH!” Yami yelled at the nearest person, which unfortunately turned out to be just another Abridger [Townie:Akiraita].
“Why did you kill her?” Asked a bewildered LittleKuriboh [Watari:Lerena].
“Well if you look at Akiraita's name, you can clearly read 'kira' within it.” replied Yami.
“But we're looking for Bakura....” said LittleKuriboh.
“Oh right.... Well at the very least it's one less fangirl bothering you to make more episodes.” Yami responded.
“That's true.” said LittleKuriboh as (s)he went back to ignoring the crowd behind him(her) chirping “Where's the new episode?”

Afterwards, 8 Abridgers [Townies], gathered around Locke168, one of which shouted “He must be a witch! He turned me into a newt! ....I got better.” However, Locke replied, “Fools! You've activated Jinzo's special ability!” And so they were sent to the graveyard for using such an obscure, outdated reference.... they got better.

Summary:
The Suicidal Maniac geminigirl commited suicide. However no note has yet been written. GET TO IT GEMINI. Otherwise we might run into major plot holes later on!
The town attempted to kill Fenrir502 but were stopped by the Protector Backer95020.
Kira killed the Townie leonhart321.
L accused the Townie Akiraita of being Kira.
8 Townies failed to Force Interrogate Locke168.

[bakurachick]

im going to miss turn results cause i have to work.. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley6.png'>

[leonhart321]

lol

also, vote Fenrir

[TitanAura]

TURN 2 RESULTS:

During the night, Tea [Doctor:DarkPhoenix] was hard at work reviving Grandpa [Suicidal Maniac:geminigirl] “I shall heal you with the boundless power of friendship!” said Tea in a shrill falsetto that all females possess. As Grandpa left the hospital room that (s)he had been staying in after the operation, TitanAura came running down the hall to the instrumental of “Up Where We Belong” and leapt into his(her) arms.

“Gemini! You're ok!” he exclaimed.
“Titan! Come give your gemini a big hug.” said geminigirl.
“*sniff* It's so emotional.” commented Tea in that same annoying falsetto.
“Gem, you don't blame me for everything that happened to you do you?” he asked.
“....yes.”

As the Abridged community gathered once more for another screening of YGO:TAS, LittleKuriboh took the stage and said, “It is time to select the weekly sacrifice in my honor. Get to it my mind slaves!” As they threw a fellow Abridger [Townie:sajeev50] gleefully onto the stage, he was suddenly crushed by a gigantic stone asterisks. How very bizarre.

As the community started walking home, Kuriboh [Protector:Backer95020] furiously began scribbling on the wall and then collapsed clutching at it's tiny little chest. Yami [L] and LittleKuriboh [Watari:Lerena] quickly ran to the scene and read the following on the wall:if you don't give me more tea
i will kill you all
one by one.
“Well it's a good thing dead people can't kill. I was worried for a second there.” said LittleKuriboh as he went back to not making more episodes.

Meanwhile, 8 Abridgers interrogated easygoinguchiha. “I think I'm pregnant and you're the father!” they exclaimed.... yes even the men. “I'm just a Townie. If you're pregnant then you should probably ask Titan.” he said as he shut the door that had conveniently materialized between them.

Summary:
Doctor DarkPhoenix revived the Suicidal Maniac geminigirl. DarkPhoenix is now immune to Town Kills.
The town killed the Townie sajeev50.
Kira killed the Protector Backer95020.
8 Townies succeeded to Force Interrogate the Townie easygoinguchiha.

[leonhart321]

this reminds me that i'd like to try GM ing in the near future
Mainly, cause i want to give Titan a run for his money here
Also, cause i want to see how good i'd be at it.

Furthermore, why am i still dead? REVIVE ME DAMMIT!

[TitanAura]

You think you can even come CLOSE to me? <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>

Also: Yes, use your powers people. It just adds to the Results. The more I have to work with the better.

[leonhart321]

You think you can even come CLOSE to me?
What's that? I can't hear you when you are that far down beneath me

[TitanAura]

Well when the race is skydiving that's understandable.

[leonhart321]

.....damm, well played

[TitanAura]

I try. :P

[leonhart321]

i should hope so, site needs more verbal fencing (and i really need to get back into practice)

[TitanAura]

TURN 3 RESULTS:

As Grandpa [Suicidal Maniac:geminigirl] lay in his(her) grave that was previously prepared the last time (s)he died, (s)he could only think of the night before that was spent with TitanAura.... *CENSORED* They were indeed happy memories of non-necrophilia. That's when she noticed a small hieroglyphic tablet in the dirt wall beside him(her). “My god, this could revolutionize the field of Egyptology! ....somehow.” Unfortunately, at that moment a dump truck did a barrel roll emptying its 2 tons worth of children's trading cards upon the grave and buried the old man, who eventually died of blood loss from thousands of paper cuts. Geminigirl's ghost re-appeared next to TitanAura as he tightened a rubber hose around his arm.
“Imma go help L-Squad. KTHXBAI.” said as she quickly vanished through a nearby wall leaving a trail of slime on the interior of the house.
“......I'm so lonely.” said Titan as a single Indian Native American tear rolled down his face.

As the Abridged community once more gathered, this time in anticipation for the Christmas Special that was soon to be released. LittleKuriboh [Watari:Lerena] took the stage. “To celebrate the fact that I've actually finished something on time, we will not be killing someone tonight!” .......................................what a Grinch to ruin their festive holiday massacre. Now who down in Whoville will be the roast beast?

Not content to simply abide by the rules, 4 HeavyDDR-esque Abridgers decided to mug ChaosVincent1. But then one of them stepped forward and played Man-Eater Bug, which quickly devoured the helpless Abridger [Townie:ChaosVincent1]. Yami [L] ran forward and yelled, “MIND CRUSH!” And felled the Abridger who had summoned the Man-Eater Bug. They examined the body to find that it was none other than BAKURA [Kira:KawaitaSakebi]!

“Bullying is just wrong. Destroying people's brains with magical powers is A-OK!”

Summary:
The Suicidal Maniac geminigirl commited suicide.... again.
Watari Lerena stopped the town vote, sparring DarkArcher.
4 Townies failed to force interrogate ChoasVincent1.
Kira killed the Townie ChoasVincent1.
L accused KawaitaSakebi of being Kira and was correct!
SUCCESSOR RULE ACTIVATES.

[WeirdSmells]

I vote Fenrir

[TitanAura]

TURN 4 RESULTS:

As the Abridgers climbed the unnecessarily long staircase to witness another incredibly tedious Card Game Tournament. The host, Pegasus [Town Fanatic:yamiangie], greeted them. “Thank you all for coming! Let's celebrate by watching the Spice Girls movie!” Immediately the town panicked as to this sudden and unexpected turn of events. Who would be selected to endure this cruel and unusual tortu- *coin flip* narutostarwars the average [Abridger:Townie]. The next day his body was found lying outside the front door in an ice cooler covered in cream....

The Abridger Townie:DarkArcher had reached the semi-finals in the Tournament only to be killed when his brand new DUEL DISK SYSTEM!!!!! (tm) malfunctioned causing it to swallow it's lazors and explode, killing him instantly. A note was found in his pocket that read:
" The unclean one joins the kitty in hell
your deaths shall not come swiftly"

HAIL SATAN!

3 measly Abridgers [Townies] attempted to Force Interrogate killshot but failed after they were interrupted by the site of a body lying in a back alley. The body was that of Stone Cold Steve Austin [Bully/Townie:easygoinguchiha]. As they came up to the body, a hushed “in america...” was heard as a shadow disappeared from view around the corner. It had looked like a chameleon.... an American chameleon....

Summary:
Town Fanatic was revealed as yamiangie.
The Townie narutostarwars was killed by the town. Death by Spice Girls movie.
Misa[b/] killed the [b]Townie DarkArcher.
The Assassin killed the Childhood Bully easygoinguchiha.
3 Townies failed to Force Interrogate killshot.

[TitanAura]

TURN 5 RESULTS:

As Tea [Doctor:DarkPhoenix] geared up to do some hardcore DDR, TitanAura came in with easygoinguchiha on a stretcher.
“Hey, you've got another person to revive.” he said.
“You know what'll do the trick? FRIENDSHIP!” Tea replied.
“Oh god not this again. *facepalm*”
*3 HOURS LATER*
“And that's why friendship is the best thing ever!” she concluded.
“Listen I have to get the results done and you've already put me off by a few hours.... I'm thinking of a number 1 through 10.”
“Is it 3?” she replied.
“.________. yes.... how'd you kno-”
“FRIENDSHIP!” she shrieked.
“Alright alright! I'll revive him.” said Titan as he zapped easygoinguchiha back to life.

The Abridged Community was rather ornery about the lack of new episodes and decided that death was the best alternative. Not their death, lord no, just some random person no one cared about.... someone like rikkuswolf. However as they led him to the Domino City town square, they were interrupted by LittleKuriboh [Watari:Lerena] and Mokuba!
“Stop, you idiots. There's a Christmas Special coming out in a few days. Just be patient you silly little people.” (s)he said.
“Yeah, and if you don't my big bro with have you all fired!” said Mokuba.
“Shut up Mokuba.” everyone responded.

However, before they could leave, a young girl walked up beside Yami and said, “You stole my Blue Eyes White Dragon!” Just then the Teddy Bear she was holding sprung from her arms and yelled “YOUR MOTHER PLAYS CARD GAMES IN HELL!” and ripped the Millennium Puzzle from his neck! As the young girl picked up the Teddy Bear and began running away, the mighty Zorc [Shinigami:MrsSallyBakura] came crashing down and crouched to meet with the girl.
“Well done young one. This Millennium Puzzle will be very useful in destroying the world!” said Zorc.
“HAIL SATAN!” yelled the Teddy Bear.
As they disappeared from view whilst the crowd scrambled to escape, the young Yuugi was left behind. “Yami.... NO! COME BACK!” he screamed. However, it was too late. Yami [L:WeirdSmells] was gone.

The next day, 6 Abridgers Townies approached DarkPhoenix in the midst of an intense DDR game, they began assaulting her. However to their surprise she began yelling “Are you my friend? I love friends! Friendship is the best thing ever!” They could only retreat knowing one thing for sure: she was still that annoying, shrill voiced Tea [Doctor:DarkPhoenix].

Meanwhile, Yami [L:WeirdSmells] was pouting.... because he was dead.

Summary:
Doctor DarkPhoenix revived another Townie, easygoinguchiha. This is HoF worthy IMO. I don't care if both of those revivals were done through ghost possession/Debt Collector combo, that's awesome. Successful revival two times in a row is a 1/100 chance. DarkPhoenix has lady luck on her side.
Both Watari:Lerena and the Lawyer protected rikkuswolf from the Town Kill.
-*Lawyer not revealed due to the order of events*
Misa killed WeirdSmells who turned out to be L.
SUCCESSOR RULE ACTIVATES.
6 Townies successfully Force Interrogated the Doctor DarkPhoenix.

[geminigirl]

what turn are we on?

EDIT: We are on turn 8

....

I am going to miss turn end.

[TitanAura]

Turn 8. Results 6:30 sharp unless there are last minute changes that would delay me.

[kyuubikitXD]

cause your grounded?
lol nice trap btw

[geminigirl]

wait how many hours from now is that?

[TitanAura]

3 hours.

[geminigirl]

No

because a friend and I are going to do some last minute Christmas shopping

It is currently around 7:10am here on Christmas eve.

we are going shopping at 9am to avoid the crowd...hopefully.

[DarkPhoenix]

5100 GET!!

[kyuubikitXD]

i was being a smart @$$
>__<
you know the trap you played about getting grounded. . . . .

[geminigirl]

Yeah I am going to miss turn end

can 2 people from L-Squad who are going to be online at that time and are online now please PM me

So I can get L-Squad set up for next turn

[kyuubikitXD]

i can!

[TitanAura]

Please PM that to me for confirmation.

[TitanAura]

You people suck at noticing Foreshadowing.

[geminigirl]

I didn't say I got grounded I said I got banned from the computer

I hardly ever leave the house so grounded me would be pointless and besides being grounded is something I see in American movies and tv shows.....it isn't really a punishment given out here in Australia.......or at least in Adelaide

[kyuubikitXD]

well i'm from America so
XP
it seems like the same thing to me

@Titan:
O___OU
OH SHI~

[geminigirl]

I think it is round end

I want to make sure L-Squad is set up for next turn just in case.

[TitanAura]

You do that.

[geminigirl]

I will.

[TitanAura]

OK then.

[Fenrir502]

Not here, either.

[geminigirl]

Yeah

Australia is awesome

we even get Christmas before a lot of places because of timezone differences.

[Fenrir502]

*agrees*

[DarkPhoenix]

MY LEFT ARM IS ASLEEP BECAUSE THE CAT WON'T GET OFF OF IT!!!

[Neomole]

Can I ask, Is Australia still having problems with a drought or is that resolved?

[geminigirl]

Yes we are still in drought


Christmas where the gum trees go

There is no frost and there is no snow

Christmas in Australia's hot

Cold and frosty is what its not

When the bloom of the jacarandah tree is here

Christmas time is near


um back on topic everyone keep voting fenrir please.

[kyuubikitXD]

*tries to remember if she FI'd this turn*

[Neomole]

I vote fenrir, no point opposing the bandwagon

[geminigirl]

better do it again just in case.

[kyuubikitXD]

good idea
*sweatdrop*

[TitanAura]

TURN 6 RESULTS:

Joey [Police Chief:Ave] had some leftover rage of the Brooklyn variety to spare so he decided he'd actually do something in the plot that revolved around his character.... finally. Conveniently, Bandit Keith [Assassin:JesusRocks] appeared facing a group of Abridged fangirls.
“Looks like it's time for some Bandit Keith fanservice!” Keith shouted. “Take off your clothes!” said a certain useless inactive Detective in the distance.
Taking this opportune moment, Joey leapt onto Bandit Keith from behind and shouted “SURPRISE BUTT SEX! I also summon Copy Cat! It gives me the power to copy your catchphrase.... in America!”
“Hey! That's my joke. It only works when I say in America. It loses all meaning when you say it!” retorted Keith.
“Nyeeeh? What's that? I couldn't hear you. I was too busy being American!” replied Joey.
“You're not American! You're not even wearing a flag on your head!” yelled Keith.
“You're right! I must have left it back home.... IN AMERICA!” said Joey as he handcuffed Bandit Keith and had Bandit Keith deported to Canada.... in America.

After unwrinkling his clothes from that surprise butt sex, Joey[Police Chief:Ave] turned around to head home when he was surrounded by an enormous mob of Abridged fans. “Nyeh? Oh you guys must be LittleKuriboh's overly demanding fanbase. Don't worry, I'm sure he's very hard at work on new material. One episode every two months isn't so bad, right?” he explained. “UPDATE!” they screamed as they converged upon him.... in America.

Seto Kaiba [Debt Collector:Eia] was out and about firing his staff when he decided stealing Christmas from Domino City would be good for a laugh. He was in one house when he heard a small hurl, he turned around fast and he saw a small girl. “Seto Claus? Why? Why are you taking our Christmas Tree? Why?” But you know, that old Kaiba was so smart and so slick, he thought up a lie and he thought it up quick. “Your parents owe me for a sizable loan, so I'm taking this tree.” he said with a groan. Just then a stuffed Teddy Bear came into his sight and from it's eyes burned a glowing red light. The bear grabbed the tree, which was used like a club, “You will suffer the unending wrath of Beelzebub!” said the Teddy Bear as it smashed that Grinch in. And that was the end for Seto's mortal sin.... in America.

The day after 6 Abridgers gathered at their local Card Shop to discuss the demise of Seto Kaiba when AsteriskRocks walked in. “Arigato!” he said. “He's speaking in that weird alien language! Let's break his neck!” they shouted. “Gomenasai! I'm just a regular fanboy Abridger [Townie]. I'm lonely since Jounouchi-chan died.” ....in America.

Summary:
Police Chief Ave interrogated Captain America the Assassin JesusRocks and killed him.
The Town killed Police Chief Ave. What? Were you expecting the Police Chief to turn out to be Misa AGAIN? >_> Predictable outcome is predictable.
Misa killed the Debt Collector Eia.
6 Townies successfully Force Interrogated the Townie AsteriskRocks.

IN AMERICA!

[kyuubikitXD]

:D
SOON SO SOON!!!

[Zairak]

Hopefully it will be the last Results too, this is, what, the 8th Turn now?

[kyuubikitXD]

yea 8th
cant Near or Misa finish this >__<

[TitanAura]

Given enough time I can scrap up something. It just took a full day to finally manage proper Results for Turn 7.

TURN 7 RESULTS:

The Abridged community gathered once more in hopes of seeing the ever elusive Christmas Special only to be stood up by LittleKuriboh [Watari:Lerena].
“What a heroic and brave thing to do.” said Tea.
“Clearly he is a role model for children everywhere.” said Tristan [Detective:rikkuswolf].
“....what the hell happened to your voice?” said Yuugi.
“Guys, I've always sounded like this! I swear!” replied Tristan.
“That voice is all wrong.” said Tea.
“What happened to the Tristan we knew and loved?!” the Abridgers shouted as they grabbed him. Without his original voice to give him super strength, he was helpless as they repeatedly punched him off-screen.

While Steve Jobs[Childhood Bully:AsteriskRocks] was busy inventing the iDisk, which is smaller than the current Duel Disk and therefore better, he was approached by a small girl.
“Hello, do you want to play with my Teddy Bear?” she said. However before Jobs could respond, the Teddy Bear dropped to the ground and said “The maggots of hell are waiting to feast on your corpse!” and then devoured his soul leaving his corpse plumb and fresh for the eatening.

Elsewhere, Yuugi was busy hogging all of the screen time because he was the main character when Pegasus [Town Fanatic:yamiangie] appeared in front of him.
“Hello little boy. Would you like to play with my funny bunny?” said Pegasus.
“Stop trying to molest me!” yelled Yuugi as he opened a can of Ancient Egyptian Laser Beams and fired them at Pegasus.
“Oh the pain!” Pegasus screamed.
Always keep a can of Ancient Egyptian Laser Beams handy wherever you go.

Shortly thereafter, 4 Abridgers were just standing around when they noticed fenrir502 nearby. “Hey Sasuke! You're very emo! You like to listen to emo music like Linkin' Park 'cause you're emo! Have I mentioned you're emo?” Unfortunately, fenrir502 only looked at them confused and then walk away. What kind of YGOTAS reference could that possibly have been?

Summary:
The Town killed the Detective rikkuswolf. Nice bandwagon thar.
Misa killed the Childhood Bully AsteriskRocks. Way to go Misa. You're on fire.
Near accused the Town Fanatic yamiangie. You too slick.
4 Townies failed to Force Interrogate fenrir502. Nice.

TURN 8 RESULTS.... COMING SOON.

[Zairak]

I wish they would, this has been a trying game...

[MrsSallyBakura]

WORKING ON IT

[kyuubikitXD]

HAH
well i beat Near got Misa
>:D
i can smell your loss!

[MrsSallyBakura]

:P
You know nothing.

[leonhart321]

Ultimate Sarcasm thar

[TitanAura]

inorite?

[kyuubikitXD]

you know
your kinda right there. . . T^T

but no matter NEAR SHALL WIN
lol

[ChaosVincent1]

Here's a joke for everyone: Detroit Lions

[kyuubikitXD]

almost dies laughing

[MrsSallyBakura]

That's why I'm not a fan.

It's like they're going for the 0-16 record.

[TitanAura]

They're so bad that I live just outside of Detroit and I'm a Packers fan.

[leonhart321]

no wai!

[TitanAura]

TURN END.
I'm ending it early just so some retards don't try to pull any last minute stunts and ruin my Results. Results in 15 minutes sharp.

[leonhart321]

Can I just agree with the CADA UntilNextMonday bandwagon?

[MrsSallyBakura]

Not until this round is over. :P

[leonhart321]

i know that, im just saying that if this round isnt the final one, the topic should be locked til then and carry on from then

[TitanAura]

*WARNING: THE FOLLOWING RESULTS MAY RESULT IN SEIZURES DUE TO EPICNESS. THOSE WITH A HISTORY OF EPILEPSY SHOULD READ FIRST AND THEN HAVE THEIR SEIZURE.*

TURN 8 RESULTS:

As began to set upon the sad remains of the town, the few left alive gathered once more around a small fire hoping that their one saving grace, LittleKuriboh with the Christmas Abridged Special, would appear. In this already hopeless situation Tea [Doctor:DarkPhoenix] attempted to revive WeirdSmells with her friendship. “WHY?! WHY WON'T YOU COME BACK? Why won't you accept my friendship? Is it because we were enemies?” she said, the warm tears streaming down her frostbitten cheeks.

The only person who seemed to be enjoying himself was Yami Marik [Murderer].... “The pain.... the suffering.... it's intoxicating. I love it. It isn't to late to join in the fun now is it?” he said coolly. The others stared at him with fearful expressions on their faces as he pulled his Millennium Rod from his side. “THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!” he shouted as he aimed it a defenseless Abridger [Townie:bakurachick].

The remaining survivors scattered and regrouped after they had lost sight of the crazed Yami Marik. They knew what they had to do. They had to end it themselves. Fingers were pointed and names were slandered but eventually they decided that the Childhood Bully Fenrir502 would die. They could only hope that killing him would end their misery....
“Guys, we can't do this!” said Yuugi [Near].
“No, please, don't kill me. I beg of you....” Fenrir whimpered.
“We're sorry, but the cake is a lie.” they responded.
“STOP!” yelled Mokuba Lawyer:gcar90. “He can't be Teddy Bear! If you don't stop my big brother will-” he stopped.
“Your brother is dead Mokuba. Teddy Bear killed him.” said Tea.
“.............”
“Come everyone. It's raping time.” she said as the rest of them nodded in agreement.
Yuugi and Mokuba could only watch as Fenrir502 was raped do dead with a children's trading card game.... how they accomplished that we will never know.

As they stood around until nightfall they could only come to the realization that they had made a huge mistake. “I guess he wasn't the one.” said one. “What about you Zairak?” said another. “Yeah! You were pretty suspicious ever since this started!” they complained. “I'm sorry guys but I'm just a normal Abridger [Townie] and it just won't do any good to kill anyone else.”

Yuugi [Near] and Mokuba [Lawyer:gcar90] couldn't take it anymore.
“TEDDY BEAR!!!! COME OUT AND FIGHT! STOP THIS SENSELESS DESTRUCTION!” Yuugi screamed.
For a moment it seemed as though nothing would come of such a naïve request but then they noticed a lone figure coming towards them.... it was the unmistakable form of Rebecca.
“Rebecca.... why? Why help that abomination?” he gasped.
“Kitty! Teddy wants to play with you!” she replied.
“Your mother plays card games in HELL!” roared Teddy Bear [Misa:kyuubikitXD].
“Yuugi, there's no time! We have to defeat him!” yelled Mokuba. “Let's do it. Fusion.”
“You can't mean.... that reference?”
“Teddy is waiting.” said Rebecca.
“Alright let's do it!” yelled Yuugi and Mokuba in sequence.
The separated, slid towards one another, put their fingers together and in a brilliant flash of light they emerged as Yukuba [Near + Lawyer Combination:gcar90]! As they stood there in their Super Saiyan Form, Teddy Bear [Misa:kyuubikitXD] looked up at Rebecca and said,
“Vegeta Rebecca, what does the scooter say about their power level?”
She removed the suddenly existing scooter from her head and shouted, “IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!1” *SCOUTER CRUSH*
“WHAT 9000?!?!” Teddy yelled. “Very well, we, too, shall show out true power! LORD ZORK! I SUMMON YOU TO ASK OF YOU ALL OF THE STRENGTH YOU CAN GIVE ME!”
Moments later, Zork [Shinigami:MrsSallyBakura] appeared and said. “I understand.” As (s)he imbued the Millennium Ring with a large portion of his(her) soul and gave it to Teddy Bear. Upon touching the Ring, Teddy Bear transformed into PEDOBEAR. “You're a cute kid. Come play with me.” she said.
“Ewww.” said Yukuba in disgust.
“Very well, then I will destroy you in the Shadow Realm!” she yelled as the two of them were absorbed into the abyss.
They soon began their free-for-all match. However it didn't take long before Yukuba began to slow down and only moments after a single slowed reaction, Pedobear grabbed him and bear hugged him. He could hear his bones cracking and could feel his internal organs beginning to rupture. He would not last much longer. There was only one option. He wrapped his arms around Pedobear and locked his wrists together.
“What are you trying to pull you lowly mortal? You cannot escape.” she scoffed.
“Neither can you.” he replied.
“?!” As Pedobear attempted to release him she found that she was caught. “Let go of me you fool!”
“Only I have the brains to rule Lylat system.” he said.
“What the hell are you talking about? I'll destroy you!”
“If I go down I'm taking you with me!”
“WHAT?!”
He placed his hands on her back and began to concentrate his Ancient Egyptian Laser, “KAAAAAMEEEEEEEE-”
“STOP! YOU'LL HIT YOURSELF IF YOU AIM THAT THROUGH ME! YOU'LL DIE!” she screamed.
“HAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEE!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
“HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!”

“..........”

The Abridgers outside watched as the cloud of shadow dissolved and from it dropped the two boys as they fell to the ground, released from their fusion. “THEY DID IT! THEY DEFEATED THE TEDDY BEAR!” they screamed in triumph. As they neared the boys they did not find two boys who were simply exhausted, but dying.
“*gasp* Yuugi! Mokuba! Stay calm, I'll heal you with the boundless power of friendship!” yelled Tea.
“Tea, it's.... too late.... but thank you.” said Yuugi breathlessly.
“Hey, Yuugi.... we made a pretty great team didn't we?” said Mokuba as he coughed up blood.
“Yeah.... we did didn't we.” replied Yuugi as his eyes began to feel heavy.
The two boys slow but surely became lifeless shells before their eyes. However before they even had a chance to mourn, Zorc came towards them as said, “How interesting.... these puny mortals actually destroyed my pets. I'll spare you this time, but next time you might not be so lucky! HAHAHAHA!” Zork walked away creating destruction in his wake once more.

The sun rose.... and new day began once more.
*SCROLL CREDITS*
Director – TitanAura
Writer – TitanAura
Producer – TitanAura
*CREDITS END*

READ THE FUCKING RESULTS BEFORE YOU READ THIS. DO IT OR I WILL KILL YOU.
Summary:
The Doctor DarkPhoenix attempted to revive WeirdSmells but failed.
The Murderer killed the Townie bakurachick.
The Lawyer gcar90 failed to stop the Town from killing the Childhood Bully Fenrir502.
7 Townies successfully Force Interrogated the Townie Zairak.
Misa [kyuubikitXD] and Near [gcar90] killed each other.

ROUND 5 END
WINNER: TIE

STATS:
Shinigami-Zorc:MrsSallyBakura
Kira-Bakura:KawaitaSakebi:DEAD
Misa/Townie-Teddybear:kyuubikitXD:DEAD
Watari-LK:Lerena
L-Yami:WeirdSmells:DEAD
Near-Lawyer-Yuugi/Mokuba:gcar90:DEAD
Murderer-Yami Marik:Locke168
Lawyer-Mokuba:gcar90
Doctor-Tea:DarkPheonix
Detective-Tristan:rikkuswolf:DEAD
Police Chief-Joey:Ave:DEAD
Suicidal Maniac-Grandpa:geminigirl:DEAD
Protector-Kuriboh:Backer95020:DEAD
Town Fanatic-Pegasus:yamiangie:DEAD
Assassin-Bandit Keith:JesusRocks:DEAD
Debt Collector-Seto:Eia:DEAD
Steve:Easygoinguchiha
Steve:Fenrir502:DEAD
Steve:AsteriskRocks:DEAD
Killshot
Neomole
xellos88
pies4you
bakurachick:DEAD
Zairak
leonhart321:DEAD
sajeev50:DEAD
narutostarwars:DEAD
DarkArcher:DEAD
ChaosVincent1:DEAD
Akiraita:DEAD

Citizens left alive excluding Shinigami: 8

I would like to make a statement to both sides.

gcar90, you CLEARLY had reason to believe that kyuubikitXD was Misa for several turns beforehand, as was evident in your FIs, but you never took the gamble of killing her until the very end. The L Accusation is meant as your surefire means of eliminating PRIME SUSPECTS. Remember, learning who you are NOT isn't as helpful to the other team as it sounds. It is simply a penalty, no more no less. In my experience, the information is, more often than not, a dud that removes a lesser suspect from the list instead of re-enforcing one or two of the prime suspects. Force Interrogation is only useful if you have a reliable targeting system and this Round had the highest Wasted FIs/Successful FIs ratio of any round I've ever seen. L Squad, you are guilty of wasting this opportunity. You used Force Interrogation as a means to infiltrate Kira Team rather than as a weapon. This is like using a pistol to unlock a door to get inside; It works, but it's better to see it for what it is: a weapon, plus you need to pay for a new lock. You played a great defensive game such as the save in Turn 7 when you convinced Team Kira that AsteriskRocks was Near, but that's the most a defense can give you: more time. The L Squad ultimately failed to come out on top because they were too focused on protecting L/Near.

Suggested change: Force Interrogates should be on a voting basis. Whoever has the most individual FIs will be interrogated, voting is not mandatory though. It's kinda like how we modified possessions by nerfing the first-come-first-serve method. This has been manipulated far too easily for way too many rounds. The choice is whether to have the FI in the hands of one person who may work for either side, or a tug-o-war between the Townies of both sides to get the FI on who they want.

Team Kira, I was honestly preparing to close the book on this round last turn. kyuubikit90 had selected gcar90 the first time but you were manipulated into thinking AsteriskRocks was Near. My personal rule of thumb trust my first instinct.... which often coincides with whatever geminigirl says. Also, Lerena, you had the ability to kill a second person, if you have two high profile suspects to choose from, use it! Especially if you're more than certain it will finish the game! Even if it doesn't you'll have taken out an additional suspect at no penalty to Kira as it is a manipulated Town Kill.

Overall, L Squad held the upperhand the entire time but due to a lack of offensive abilities, lost their lead. Kira fell behind early but kept it's ground and made a rather impressive comeback that was foiled by last minute decision.

Hall of Fame Positions:
WeirdSmells Striker – Took out Kira early on in the round even if the first try was a retarded Mindcrush.
Kyuubikit90 & gcar90 Double Trouble – Killed each other to end the round in a tie.
DarkPhoenix Jesus – Resurrected two people in one round.
geminigirl: Double Jeopardy – So good at suicide, she committed it twice! Much to the dismay of TitanAura. TT_TT

[MrsSallyBakura]

If it weren't for gemini's trick, we would have gotten rid of gcar a turn earlier.

CRAP.

Oh well. Round's over.

[DarkPhoenix]

EPIC they killed each other XD

EDIT Holy I'm Jesus XD

[TitanAura]

Indeed.

[leonhart321]

MY EYES!
MY BRAIN!
MY GOD, THIS ROUND IS EPIC!

[TitanAura]

WAS EPIC. WAS.

[MrsSallyBakura]

You know, when I was L it also ended with a tie.

If it happens for a third time if I end up being Shinigami/Watari/Kira/L and it ends with a tie, I will seriously... I don't know. But that'd be weird.

[leonhart321]

SO EPIC, TIME FLUCTUATES AROUND IT

[TitanAura]

Suggested change: Force Interrogates should be on a voting basis. Whoever has the most individual FIs will be interrogated, voting is not mandatory though. It's kinda like how we modified possessions by nerfing the first-come-first-serve method. This has been manipulated far too easily for way too many rounds. The choice is whether to have the FI in the hands of one person who may work for either side, or a tug-o-war between the Townies of both sides to get the FI on who they want.
I just wanted to re-iterate this.

[leonhart321]

I Second this
Otherwise, FI will continue to be broken

[JesusRocks]

PURE. EPIC

TITAN GETS HALL OF FAME FOR GM-ing

[killshot]

But...but... Fenrir...Misa...

WTFHAX?

[leonhart321]

WENT WITHOUT SAYING THAT DID

[JesusRocks]

Titan... you effing rule at this... do it more often...

[JesusRocks]

Now we begin

Cada DaWholeFrackinChristmasHolidaysMingo

[leonhart321]

i want dibs on to try GMing next
THEN WE SHALL SEE WHO THE EPIC ONE IS!

[DarkPhoenix]

But me want to try GMing someone put me on the future GM list kthx

[kyuubikitXD]

MUHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[DarkPhoenix]

Lolz I was right about who was Misa and Near XD

[MrsSallyBakura]

Mah ha. :3

This is why I didn't tell a soul.

[Fenrir502]

You seriously thought I was Misa?

1... 2... 3...

<img src='/images/emoticons/smiley6.png'>

[killshot]

I demand to know how you did this. How the hell did Misa end up being someone I ruled out as a suspect?

[MrsSallyBakura]

Honestly, I just kept it secret. It was all Kawaita's idea to pick her anyways.

[TitanAura]

Indeed. RECOIL A-GOGO!

[MrsSallyBakura]

Zairak also thought she was Near. xDD

kyuubikit and I were having a riot at that.

[TitanAura]

btw, does everyone agree with my HoF selections? Any others the team leaders would like to add? Have to wait until gemini and/or gcar90 are on to hear all of the L-Squads plans.

[killshot]

Dammit, I knew something had to be going on whenever it came down to one person and Misa had still not been found. I knew I couldn't be that unlucky.

[JesusRocks]

I'd have to say that this Round was beyond epic... it was mythic...

I especially liked the TAS theme... it was rather refreshing...

[JesusRocks]

Add yourself you damn dirty tiger...

[TitanAura]

I have everything copied down too. A record of the events, so to speak.

[leonhart321]

Add yourself, nuff said

[MrsSallyBakura]

I dunno about WeirdSmells, I thought gemini said that picking Kawaita was a fluke. :/

Of course you'd have to verify that with L-Squad.

Are there no HoS's this round? Doesn't really seem like there should be...

[TitanAura]

<img src='/images/emoticons/smiley5.png'> Are GM's even eligible? The only case in which a GM was added to a Hall of - slot was Rebbie in the HoS.

[JesusRocks]

Set new precedent.

Be the first HoF GM

[TitanAura]

No HoS. Everyone played magnificently so much so that neither could triumph the other.

[leonhart321]

They are now

[TitanAura]

I'll leave that decision up to DarkArcher then. Besides, he's the one who maintains the Halls and threads for DN:TFG.

[JesusRocks]

Good point... ^_^

I gotta go now guys...

[TitanAura]

See ya.... IN AMERICA.

[leonhart321]

Later, oh and Happy Birthday in 2 days from now!

[MrsSallyBakura]

That's what I thought. :)

[gcar90]

Late Post is Late...
I thought TitanAura would be a Titans Fan.

[TitanAura]

Really the Turn 7 original results was moreso my own writer's block. L-Squad had made an epic maneuver by tricking you into killing AsteriskRocks instead of gcar90. But then they canceled it out by killing an innocent Town Fanatic, yamiangie.

[TitanAura]

Old joke is pre-historic.

[MrsSallyBakura]

I saw their Misa Suspect list via Zairak, and kyuubikitXD wasn't even on it.

kyuubikit and I were doing happy dances.

[MrsSallyBakura]

Also you know what else is funny?

kyuubikit and gcar were talking to each other this turn, and gcar was all like, "I give up. L-Squad doesn't listen to me." This was after we decided to go after her this turn.

So kyuu told me about this and then I get a PM from gcar saying that she wanted to help Kira Team. I told her to protect Fenrir.

I had a feeling it was a trick so I had kyuubikit kill her anyways.

[TitanAura]

And you were right. Had you lost the only difference in the results would have been no bear hug and no dying Yuugi and Mokuba. But that wouldn't have been as epic. I'm very happy with the chance to write the results the way I did.

[MrsSallyBakura]

I'd be a complete idiot to fall for another trick anyways. >.>

I knew there was something wrong with the whole gemini thing but I trusted Zairak so I went with it. But since gcar was the only one involved it just didn't seem as convincing.

[gcar90]

Shit I just read the results.
My first instinct for Misa (Kyuu) was right.
I have been going after that girl from the start.
Voted for her TWICE, and was ignored.
The Lawyer was sick of being an L squad sheep.
But Near was right on target.

[geminigirl]

Okay

What exactly was Zairak doing?

[killshot]

That's because Kyuu wasn't on the list. Why do even bother making a list if Sally is just going to ruin it by throwing a curve ball? Maybe we would have done better if L-squad was more unified. It felt like there were multiple plans happening at the same time. How did you know it was Kyuu anyway?

[gcar90]

Yeah, Gemini and Lerena,
Ignore any PMs you've received within the last hour.
Zairak told me from the start he was a neutral, I had a feeling he was playing both sides.

[MrsSallyBakura]

I don't understand why L-Squad wouldn't listen to you.

It was rather unwise. You guys even had a longer time to narrow down your list.

At least you were on our suspect list.

[DarkPhoenix]

my luck and gut are killer XD

[geminigirl]

well whatever

Lerena had reason to suspect kawaita I don't know what it was

I guessed the identity of L and Near first turn they were selected

When weirdsmells was in danger of dying I started a bandwagon on naurtostarwars..to cover up me saving weirdsmells I claimed it was because narutostarwars was quite annoying.

Turn 7 I found out gcar was going to be killed by Misa so I worked out a way of saving gcar by using Zairak and killing asteriskrocks...sorry asteriskrocks

Zairak was an L-Squad spy I think

I recommend Zairak for Hall of Fame for pulling off the triple agent thing.

[kyuubikitXD]

XDD
this was so much fun
andi SAID KILL GCAR LAST TIME BUT NO!!!
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd329/Kyuubi_kitXD/Misa2.png

[MrsSallyBakura]

Zairak was being a double-agent. Allowing both sides to give him as much information as they felt comfortable.

I think he was playing a bit more on Kira Team's side because I knew he was being a double-agent whereas you guys had to play a trick in order to get it out in the public. After they made the discovery he comes up to me and goes, "Well now what do I do?" and I was like, "I don't think you can do anything..."

Also I asked him to FI pointless people.

[WeirdSmells]

I KNEW IT WAS KYUUBIKIT OR DARK ARCHER! *starts foaming from the the mouth*

[narutostarwars]

AWESOME TURN END!!

[geminigirl]

Triple agent

He knew exactly what my plan was to get asterisk killed

He knew asterisk wasn't Near

I posted that announcement on the thread to keep him as a spy in the kira team ranks.

[kyuubikitXD]

oh and NsW thanks for your complemetn earlyer
i came up with the idea to kill Dark with the duel disk ^___^

[MrsSallyBakura]

darkarcher was dead... he couldn't have been Misa because Misa killed him.
Duh. :P

[gcar90]

Pure Instinct, I felt the presence of Misa with ing Kyuu from the start.
@ Sally: I guess L squad, wasn't sure I could handle the role of Near, L. After I was chosen, I only communicated with Gemini, Lerena and WS for Misa suspects and Bandwagon. My PMs to Gemini were so cryptic I beleive I had her confused on more than one occaision. I'm not a talky Near, even in PMs to Gemini I answered to the Lawyer.

[WeirdSmells]

I know that is what i meant.

[MrsSallyBakura]

...lol wow.

I can't remember if I told him that gcar was getting killed.

[killshot]

Kyuu was on your list to force interrogate! Are you suicidal or just confident the interrogation would fail? That single action threw off my whole game!

[narutostarwars]

Wha?

[geminigirl]

I knew you were Near

Lerena confirmed it

I just didn't think kyuubikit was Misa because so many L-Squad members were saying she/he couldn't be Misa.

[kyuubikitXD]

i'm just THAT good at acting ^__~

+ this is only the 4th time i've played

[MrsSallyBakura]

xDD I knew it would.

I kept her on the bottom, as the list was made before Misa was chosen, even before Kira died. I didn't want to tell Zairak to take her off though because it would cause suspicion since he was a... triple agent. I didn't trust him completely. I couldn't have him thinking who Misa could be so I kept her on the list anyways.

I was worried that the list would get to her so a couple turns ago he asked me what the list was again. I switched the order a little and put bakurachick in front of kyuubikit. I knew there was no way they'd get to her if she was on the bottom.

[killshot]

Why did I fall for your, "I'm still new at this" routine? I need to go back to grade school because apparently I forgot how to put two and two together.

[geminigirl]

You did in turn 7

He told me and I knew I had to work fast to keep gcar safe.

The only thing I lied to Zairak about was getting Lerena's approval on the plan ...... there wasn't time

The plan was started before Lerena knew about it but I made Zairak think that it was done in order to get the name of someone who wasn't kira using a childhood bully.

[DarkPhoenix]

lolz only the 3rd time for me

[kyuubikitXD]

i was on Kira team the whole time!!!

[MrsSallyBakura]

I need to keep my mouth shut better then. xD

[Zairak]

You know, this could have worked out better if Lerena hadn't, for whatever reason, had me put Gcar in the Near suspect list...

[geminigirl]

I may not be good at figuring out who kira is

but

I am okay at keeping L/Near alive

[MrsSallyBakura]

You mean the Misa Suspect List?

Because that's part of the reason why I suspected her in the first place. When DarkPhoenix told me that she suspected gcar, I had to sift through and delete PMs to get the Misa Suspect list and see if she was on there, and she wasn't.

[kyuubikitXD]

once again i told you Gcar started to act odd. . . .

[gcar90]

You didn't fool ME.
You may fool L squad but the gcar don't fool so easy.
@gemini: I went off line before Lerena came on, Kyuu was nowhere on the radar. I had already pardoned Fenrir as the lawyer and accused Kyuu. Her las PM said to stop the accusation. Imagine my surprise at reading the results.
I used the tandem roles to gain confidence from Sally and take me off the Near suspect list.

[kyuubikitXD]

i refer you to my above post! ^__^

[gcar90]

once again i told you Gcar started to act odd. . . .
I'm always odd. How could you tell?
8P

[geminigirl]

Hey all I do is collect information

Everyone is right though

L-Squad was really unorganised this round

I bet Kira Team was as well

It is so close to Christmas after all

[narutostarwars]

>_> we had a suspicion....

[geminigirl]

maybe becase you actually joined L-Squad for the first time

[kyuubikitXD]

i dont know
i cant point out any obvious change
i just mentaly felt you change :D
i do that sometimes O_O

[kyuubikitXD]

wait this was her first time on L squad O_O
i didnt know that. . . . . . .

[narutostarwars]

It was......

[MrsSallyBakura]

It was.

In the beginning it was a lot better but I wasn't getting any PMs from anyone except for Zairak and kyuubikit. The only other known ally I had besides Kawaita was darkarcher but unfortunately I didn't use that to my advantage until this turn...

[geminigirl]

The reason I knew gcar was Near?

She/he sent me a PM asking me if I knew any Misa suspects since L had died

It was suspicious cause it was from gcar the always neutral person

gcar had to be Near.

I asked Lerena and she confirmed it.

[DarkPhoenix]

what about me...I told you a soon as Near was picked that I thought it was Gcar

[kyuubikitXD]

WHO HERE OTHER THAN GCAR THOUGHT I WAS MISA?

[geminigirl]

I was just hoping gcar didn't send anyone else that obvious message.

[MrsSallyBakura]

Oh whoops, sorry.

I already mentioned that you were a big help in suggesting that.

It's just that you weren't PMing me often. Sorry yes you were another Kira Team supporter.

[MrsSallyBakura]

Remember when sajeev thought you were?

Then he was like, "Sorry, I guess my detective skills aren't all that great" or something like that.

OH the irony.

[gcar90]

@Gemini and Kyuu: Usually I start the game as a neutral, and choose a side later in the game. This time, I picked L squad from the start. with my instincts I could be either and Ally or an Enemy. God help you all if I'm on the opposing team. Initially, I told Kira members I ws the murderer and L squad I was the Lawyer.

[TitanAura]

I thought you were but then I remembered that Kroze existed and was convinced he was the real Misa.

[kyuubikitXD]

inoright!
im very proud of myself ^__^

[DarkPhoenix]

oh lolz I overreacted XD

[MrsSallyBakura]

Too bad that didn't work.

Both kyuu and Kawaita were spies and you leaked that information to them. I knew you were the lawyer from the start.

[kyuubikitXD]

so you did think i was L squad at first
cause i was Kira from the start this time

[gcar90]

I assure you, the only ones that had received that message was You, Lerena, and WeirdSmells(L.)
Nobody else needed to know any other info.

[MrsSallyBakura]

Lol it's OK, I over-reacted about everything this entire round.

I still feel like running around screaming to get my adrenaline out after discovering the idiocy I made during turn 7.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That's sorta better...

[TitanAura]

It's never a good idea to lie about who you are. You will get found out immediately because of how fast information moves in this game.

[geminigirl]

Suggestion for next round: Pick a very active Watari

I just wanted to be a pawn this round to be used by Watari/L/Near as they saw fit

I did not want to end up being L-Squad leader this round and make plans and worry about whether Near would die or not.

[leonhart321]

Recoil is going to be like Last Novel of DN in that ALL is explained
Also, for proof of my original writing skills, check out my blog.

[Fenrir502]

I thought Dark-chan was Misa, because it seemed like it would be good to have a Misa immune to the Town kill.

[TitanAura]

You worry too much anyways. Either way we have a FEW days off until the next round because of the holidays.