Heroes and Villains TFG

[Yachiru]

i turn my feet in2 rocket-rollerblades and zoom 2 the hospital.

[Fat1Fared]

I'll loot Sajeev's power capsule out of the coccoon I made him, then without using it control a plant tendril with a stinging tree seed on the end of it, making it grow along the ground until it reaches the room Fat1Fared is in, then make the tree grow, reproduce and repeat, creating a large forest of stinging foliage.

Gcar, saying I have no brain is so mean, what did I ever do to you? <whistle>

<_____<
>______<

[Clank4Prez]

Ugh, my head hurts from confusion. I take my sledgehammer, expand my molecules, then walk into the ice fort and lay down, seeing as there are no heros close enough to me.

[KawaitaSakebi]

They're both in the library.

[Clank4Prez]

Ok.

[AsteriskRocks]

Tia'Amat - 100HP

BANDWAGON Tia!

I vote Tia'Amat

[WeirdSmells]

I vote Sera
PS Don't vote Tia, Vote Obama... who is also Sera

Also I could rub your neck with Aloe Vera, will that do anything?
Reply With Quote he wasn't shot in the foot, that won't work

[Seraphim]

Vote Obama... who is also Sera
MY SECRET!!! HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?!

[Seraphim]

What moveset does Alakazam have?

[SirRobin]

Yay!!! We have more members for the Ghost Club!!! :D

I must say, I have to vote Tia. She's the only one (besides Fenrir, of course, but noone wants to mess with the crazy plant lady!!! :-P) who has not lost ANY hp, whatsoever! Guess we'll have to fix that! *evil cackling*

[Seraphim]

Last time I checked, Fenny is a man.

[Fenrir502]

Last time I checked, Fenny is a man.

Define check O.o;;

[darkarcher]

Last time I checked, Fenny is a man.

You do realize that with gcar's GMing and HS's powers, "last time I checked" doesn't really mean anything, right?

[Blaydrix]

So... eh... where am I again? And who's in the room with me?

[Seraphim]

Define check O.o;;

You posted a picture of yourself holding a chicken, remember?

[Fenrir502]

...
Maybe?

[Fenrir502]

Gcar, saying I have no brain is so mean, what did I ever do to you? <whistle>

<_____<
>______<

Anyway, first I laugh, arrogantly as my machine gun turrets make short work of Fenir's weeds

Then I make, a Flamethrower and sword, walk into the room Fenir is in and begin to burn him and his plants , burn them all HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Mad laughing comes as standard)

I hope you'll forgive me if I don't see the brilliance in burning a room filled with trees when you are in the middle.

[Fat1Fared]

I am not, I am burning the room your in

[Seraphim]

Which won't happen since it takes one turn to arrive in another room.

[KawaitaSakebi]

I hope you'll forgive me if I don't see the brilliance in burning a room filled with trees when you are in the middle.

XD

[Fat1Fared]

which is brilliance of it all, I as I head to room he is in, I burn it before hand lol

and if that dosn't fool you, simply "Good Point" <facepalm>
Edit

@Anyway, first I laugh, arrogantly as my gun turrets make short work of Fenir's weeds@

Then I make, a Flamethrower and sword, walk into the room Fenir is in and GET READY to burn him and his plants, burn them all HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Mad laughing comes as standard)

Oh and if somehow, some of his weeds survive my turret gun fire and get close to me, I cut them down with sword (How do I know Gcar is really going to hurt me this turn)

There go, Fix'ed

[Eia]

I VOTE SERAPHIM.

[FanMan]

I don't know who I will vote for?

[AsteriskRocks]

Seriously I don't want another tie...I vote Seraphim

[Seraphim]

I don't know who I will vote for?

You're not dead, dude.

[gcar90]

(besides Fenrir, of course, but noone wants to mess with the crazy plant Hamtaro!!! :-P)
Fix'd
So... eh... where am I again? And who's in the room with me?

You are in the Library, along with Darkphoenix, Clank4Prez, and Fenrir.



Turn End
Results when I post them.

[gcar90]

Turn 13
Seraphim gives Tia'Amat his invincibility capsule. Walking over, picking up SirRobin's dual blade, adding it to his inventory, and picking up some more mystery drinks, some full some not, and putting them in his pants pockets. The vials DO NOT have lids on them, and they spill inside Sera's pants, making it look like he wet himself. MAYBE I SHOULD ADD BATHROOMS TO THE MAP. Sera did summon Alakazam to try to use it's telekinesis to get the panels off, however since Sera has NO gym badges and Alakazam is a lvl 100, Alakazam looks at Seraphim, WTF, before it starts cleaning itself. Irritated with the Alakazam not obeying him, Seraphim assists Kawa in attempting to pry open the mystery fluid dispenser, using a dagger. The panels react to the tampering by sending a small jolt of electricity to the two silly Heroes, taking 10HP worth of damage. Tia'Amat stares at the vials on the floor for a while, before snatching several and force-feeding them to Eia's corpse, just out of curiosity. She's dead and can't swallow, so the liquid spills out of Eia's mouth making a multicoloured pool on the floor around her body. Tia then retrieves her ice chest and absorbs it into her body for safekeeping, then slithers to stand guard over Kawa and Seraphim. DarkArcher chuckles and wormholes himself to the Execution chamber.

Ave heals Neoshark with a healing capsule, then moseys off to the hospital. Just before entering the Council Chambers, FanMan throws icicles as a warning and blocking any potential sneak attack made by Fenrir. REMEMBER. Once inside the council chambers, HolyShadow, uses the ice ability, temporarily borrowed from FanMan, to throw icicles at anybody still in there, the icibles hit NeoShark, taking 20HP from the Tamaranean. With a loud grunt, Fanman violently releases his HolyShadow, hard and fast into the next tunnel leading to the Hospital. DURING THEIR ENTIRE TIME TOGETHER, HOLYSHADOW WAS STAING AT FANMAN'S MASSIVE CLEAVAGE. There, Holy ingests his healing capsule. Yachiru turns her feet into rockets and zooms to the Hospital.

In the Library DarkPhoenix, wonders if she could take Sajeev's power capsule, and while she's doing that, Fenrir snatches it, placing the precious item a tendril of a sting tree vine, having the vine travel along the ground towards the Shuttle Bay, it'll take two turns for the plant to reach that far and when it does it will grow into a lovely tree, taunting the taunter. Clank4Prez has a headache from all the confusion, so he climbs into the ice fort which is now water, and to take a nap.

FINALLY AN ACTION THAT IS NOT MASTURBATION, Fat1fared, gets up, uses alchemy to create a Flamethrower and sword, then, leaves the ShuttleBay, headed to the convent, on his way to the Library and his beloved Fenrir. FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, THERE IS A MAP ON THE FIRST PAGE.

Just when you thought the ghosts were going to stalemate, again, they vote Seraphim to become the president of injury.

1. Tia'Amat - 100HP
~Invincibility Capsule
2. DarkPhoenix - 75HP
3. DarkArcher- 55HP
5. KawaiaSakebi - 60HP
6. HolyShadow - 60HP
11. FanMan - 30HP (woman)
12. Fat1Fared- 70HP
13. Seraphim - 70HP (Alakazam lvl100)
14. Yachiru - 95HP
15. NeoShark - 85HP
16. Fenrir -100HP
~Power Capsule (On it's way to the Shuttle bay on a stinging vine.)
17. Grandia Yuki - 70HP
18. Clank4Prez - 65HP
19. Ave- 85HP
20. BlayDrix - 90HP
4. WeirdSmells - 0HP -DEAD
10. AsteriskRocks - 0HP~Dead
9. SirRobin - 0HP -DEAD
7. Eia - 0HP-DEAD
8. Sajeev - 0HP~Dead

[Fat1Fared]

"Hamtaro My love, I'm coming" (and lets hope no punt comes from that <yikes>)

I continue to head to Library, cutting Fenir's weeds out way (if they get in way) and once at Library I fire, the flamethrower at Fenir, (letting out a little cry, at the tragic waste of my two great loves, Fenir, and Books)

PS I am also careful to not set fire to myself or anything near me

[HolyShadow]

Am i in the hospital or in the tunnels? I assume tunnels.

If I'm in the hospital, I'll go and find a syringe, then make 5 different drugs, 3 of each:

Three pills that gives me the ability to change the atomic structure of anyone and thing I want to change what their matter is made up of. I can change a person or item into gold, plant matter, ice, etc. I can also use it on myself.

Three vials of drugs that give me the power to pull any item out of hammerspace.

3 powdery substances that, when they touch my skin, give me the ability to cause quick, concentrated explosions with a snap of my finger at long-range. They also give me the ability to cause flames to burst from clapping my hands to set people on fire at medium range, and make my hands go up to thousands of degrees, burning others' skin as I touch them, for close-range. To put it shortly, extreme heat powder.

3 pills that let me teleport back to the hospital at will.

And 3 of one drug of Fanman's choice.

Of course, if I'm not in the hospital yet, I'll postpone this until I am.

[Clank4Prez]

I continue to do nothing while in the bigass puddle.

[Eia]

I VOTE SERAPHIM.

[DarkPhoenix]

Screw this....*Reality warps myself to the council chambers* "yay...now what. *sees Fanman and walks up behind him/her. "I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK!!' I yell as I shove a large brown dildo up Fan(wo)man's woman place ((It doesn't feel right to actually type what it is >_>))

[Fenrir502]

I throw even more Jimson Weed around, scattering it into the hallways.

I'd then like to grow it.

[Seraphim]

Screw this....*Reality warps so I have DA's power and create a wormhole to the council chambers and go threw before* Yay * reality returns to normal once I'm safely in the council chambers* OMG PORN *starts searching for porn on the computer that is somehow still working until I find YAOI PORN!!!*

Couldn't you just warp reality so the wormhole appears, instead of just changing your powers? Or just warp reality so that you are there?

[grandia yuki]

"I am bored."

I once again walk around the covent.

[DarkPhoenix]

Couldn't you just warp reality so the wormhole appears, instead of just changing your powers? Or just warp reality so that you are there?

My brain isn't letting me type anything coherent today...I'll go fix it.

[SirRobin]

I vote Tia again. Same reasons. I'm just boring like that.

lol, I forgot that Fenrir is a Hamtaro!!! XD Good call!

[WeirdSmells]

I vote Fenrir

[AsteriskRocks]

Voting Fenrir

[Blaydrix]

I'll telekinetically crush the space around DarkPhoenix.

[FanMan]

I just realized that what I wanted to do was create icicles so that nobody attacks Fenrir, not the other way around.

Also, my massive cleavage wants to know if turn end will be soon?

[Fat1Fared]

ICE+FIRE=WATER-
_________BOTH EPIC FAILS lol

[FanMan]

My ice can't melt by fire. If that is what you are trying to say.

[gcar90]

hEY GUYS,
Turn End
Results soon

[FanMan]

My breast says thank you.

[Fat1Fared]

well that is just stupid FanMan

Ice+Heat=melting------Fire=Heat=Fire+Ice=Melt

[DarkPhoenix]

damn it and I wasn't done actionating I was about to say that I reality warp so Bladydrix's attack crushes a random cow but no I had to lose where this forum was T^T

[FanMan]

I've said before round start that my ice can't melt because when I use my ice powers, I turn into ice myself. Now that would be stupid if I melt from fire so my ice can't melt. *Stares Fat down*

[Fat1Fared]

laughs, at silly rules

I weakened my character, and you strengthen yours

I will challenge you to a duel, my good sir

(PS are you villain)

[KawaitaSakebi]

*waits eagerly*

[gcar90]

Turn 14
HolyShadow trudges along, happy to see the Hospital is just ahead of him. PHEW, HOW DID I MAKE IT THIS FAR? He will enter this arena next turn, so the attacks of Tia'Amat, KawaitaSakebi, Yachiru, and Ave are null and void, while he's still in the tunnel. IN CASE YOU CAN'T COUNT, FOUR, THAT'S FOUR PEOPLE SEEM TO HAVE JUMPED THE SHARK, THIS TURN. Seraphim's attack, however does go through, The Master of semi-phenominal, nearly cosmic, time and space, slows time, to pick up a vial, run up to Holy, stab him with one side SirRobin's dual blade, which was like a staff with one side fire and the other side ice. The Blade cuts HS, taking 15HP, then, Sera takes the strange vial of mystery fluid, and pours it on the wound. HolyShadow's cut seals itself and cauterizes, giving HolyShadow a MUCH thicker skin than before, reducing any further damage to be done to the perverted pharmacist. Time resets itself. FanMan creates an Ice clone to stand on the ground, while she leaps into its arms, the clone is strong enough to throw FanMan to the Hospital and does so, before melting. Just behind FanWOman, Holy wanders into the room, only to find FOUR glaring faces.

DarkPhoenix tries to warp reality to take her to the Council Chambers, from teh Library, however, she is countered, by that darn MewTwo, telekinetically crusshing her space, distracting her so she can't effectively warp reality. DP takes nothing in terms of injuries, but perhaps she should do something about this evil Pokemon, before he kills her. Clank rolls over, so that he's face down in the Library's puddle, if he stays that way and doesn't move he will drown. Despirately Seeking Fenrir, Fat1fared, slashes and burns his way to the Library, through the Jimsom plants that had sprung up all round, to poke his head and Flamethrower into the room. HI FENNY, I'M HOME. PLANTS VERSUS FIRE, PLACE YOUR BETS NOW ON WHO'LL WIN.

Grandia Yuki does nothing important, inside the convent, with the exception of rooting around in the closet for stuff, and comes out with a MYSTERY DATE, I MEAN THE BOARD GAME, YOU SICKOS.

The ghosts take out some frustrations on a poor defenseless, Hamtaro. WHAT'D HE EVER DO TO YOU?

1. Tia'Amat - 100HP
~Invincibility Capsule
2. DarkPhoenix - 75HP
3. DarkArcher- 55HP
5. KawaiaSakebi - 60HP
6. HolyShadow - 45HP
11. FanMan - 30HP (woman)
12. Fat1Fared- 70HP
13. Seraphim - 70HP (Alakazam lvl100)
14. Yachiru - 95HP
15. NeoShark - 85HP
16. Fenrir -90HP
~Power Capsule (On it's way to the Shuttle bay on a stinging vine.)
17. Grandia Yuki - 70HP
18. Clank4Prez - 65HP
19. Ave- 85HP
20. BlayDrix - 90HP
4. WeirdSmells - 0HP -DEAD
10. AsteriskRocks - 0HP~Dead
9. SirRobin - 0HP -DEAD
7. Eia - 0HP-DEAD
8. Sajeev - 0HP~Dead

[KawaitaSakebi]

Hmm...

[FanMan]

No! Fenrir, you must win. *whispers* Remember there is a puddle... Library. *thinks to self* Although clank is there... get out of the puddle clank before you drown.

[gcar90]

and Yuki found Mystery Date.
also FanMan, from all the female breasts you've stared at, IRL, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT WE HAVE TWO BREASTS?

[FanMan]

and Yuki found Mystery Date.
also FanMan, from all the female breasts you've stared at, IRL, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT WE HAVE TWO BREASTS?

I don't understand the question. *question mark appears over head*

[gcar90]

My breast says thank you.

^ring any bells?

[Fat1Fared]

First, I make a radio and play song, "Burning ring of fire," then say, "Hamtaro my love, here is a message from my heart.................BURN IN HELL, NATURE SUCKS, HAIL INDUSTRY"

=Ok, proper move (last bit was joke Gcar, so don't include it as an actual attack)

I stay in doorway to library and then make a Gas Mask. Once it is on my head, I open fire with my Flamethrower at hamtaro(Fenir) and his plants, I am careful not to burn myself or to set fire to the area I am on, but make sure that everything around him, is nice and fried

PS I also bet one 1 post, that plants will win@ <______<

[KawaitaSakebi]

Maybe the other one is giving us the silent treatment...

[FanMan]

Whoops. damn spelling errors.

[gcar90]

Fat1Fared is a hunk-a hunk-a burnin' love for Fenrir.

[Tia'Amat]

I just thought of something. Upon Eia's death, it was said all her pokemon save alakazam returned to the wild. For the most part that's understandable, but... what happened to her magikarp? It couldn't exactly run off like the others, and the only source of water in the hospital is ME. Is there a dead fish in here? Or have I picked up a passenger?

[neoshark89]

Sorry everone that i have been gone for so long I had new roommates moving in and old stuff moving out and alot of boxes going in both directions. But I am now back witha vengence and am laying full on seage against, well, nothing I fly at full speed to the library. If I would like to attack F1Fared but i Really doupt I will be able to. And again sorry everyone for being gone so long.

[gcar90]

I just thought of something. Upon Eia's death, it was said all her pokemon save alakazam returned to the wild. For the most part that's understandable, but... what happened to her magikarp? It couldn't exactly run off like the others, and the only source of water in the hospital is ME. Is there a dead fish in here? Or have I picked up a passenger?

The Magikarp managed to Migrate to the surface and find a hole in a frozen pond somewhere. NO POKEMON WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS GAME.

[KawaitaSakebi]

So, hypothetically it could be back...

[gcar90]

So, hypothetically it could be back...

If someone has a pokeball, can get to the surface, find it, and catch it, sure, it could come back.

[HolyShadow]

Hmm... it seems many people want me at once. I wonder why? Instead of trying to kill me, you should be trying to convince me to join you and make you drugs and such. They can amplify the effects of your powers... or pretty much anything. If you use three sex pills on darkarcher for me, I'll make you anything you want for the rest of the game. After all, that's the only reason I joined.

Fanman, you may want to run. I'll buy you time here in case they decide not to team with me. I'll make three of one pill type for any of the four people who pm me. However, they will all have side-effects that prevent you from attacking me afterwards. They can be anything you want.

[Eia]

I VOTE SERAPHIM. >:V

[darkarcher]

If you use three sex pills on darkarcher for me...

I may regret asking this, but why three?

[Fenrir502]

Fat1fared, slashes and burns his way to the Library, through the Jimsom plants that had sprung up all round...


Just as planned...

Who wants to guess the effect that the smoke of the Jimson Weed has on a human body? No-one?

True, the effect is significantly less than when ingested. But I assume a hallway full will be plenty to get him stoned off his ass. Unfortunately, while he may not attack me directly, he will be hallucinating, so he might actually do something incredibly stupid >.>

[KawaitaSakebi]

I'm glad I didn't accept that weed from the first results... XD

[DarkPhoenix]

To properly take Jimson weed you must make it into a tea which you drink but you will most likely spike a fever, and have visual or auditory hallucinations and smoking it will probably kill you...so Burning it was so f*cking stupid

[Fenrir502]

To properly take Jimson weed you must make it into a tea which you drink but you will most likely spike a fever, and have visual or auditory hallucinations and smoking it will probably kill you...so Burning it was so f*cking stupid

Yeah, but I doubt Gcar is going to kill him just because he didn't do his research. Also, I think it depends on the amount you smoke/ingest. Making it into a tea is just the safest way to do it. I don't actually think we have it here, so you're probably better informed than I am.

[WeirdSmells]

I vote... Kroze

[SirRobin]

Vote for Tia! Even the playing field!

Brilliant with the Jimson, Fenrir! XD Scary, but brilliant!

[Fat1Fared]

Yeah, but I doubt Gcar is going to kill him just because he didn't do his research. Also, I think it depends on the amount you smoke/ingest. Making it into a tea is just the safest way to do it. I don't actually think we have it here, so you're probably better informed than I am.

Fenir, I don't even know who hell you are, I just like burning poeple, though techinally, you did your weed into hallway, I am burning Library, and said that I am careful not to burn anything around ME, so techinally, it your area, not mine that is on fire, however I always hedge my bets, so wait one second......

[Seraphim]

Despirately Seeking Fenrir, Fat1fared, slashes and burns his way to the Library, through the Jimsom plants that had sprung up all round, to poke his head and Flamethrower into the room.

Fat1Fared, *sigh* you fool. You already have burned through them. Soon, you'll feel the effects of the plant.

By the way Gcar90, if I were to release Alakazam, could I still use the pokeball?

[SirRobin]

By the way Gcar90, if I were to release Alakazam, could I still use the pokeball?

O_O0 You mean you're TRYING to get a Magicarp?!?!?

[Fenrir502]

It's a level 99 magikarp. I assume he's going for a Gyarados, or something else entirely.

By the way, Sera, I think one of the possible moves Alakazam can know is refresh, which removes status ailments.

[Fat1Fared]

Fat1Fared, *sigh* you fool. You already have burned through them. Soon, you'll feel the effects of the plant.

By the way Gcar90, if I were to release Alakazam, could I still use the pokeball?

well, actually I said I cut my way through the hall, I didn't open fire till this turn, so gcar misread that and infact gcar did not say about starting of plant, so clearly didn't include it but there we go

[Fenrir502]

I actually thought that you originally said... "If any of Fenrir's plant survive my gun turret, I slash and burn my way through them." Otherwise, I wouldn't have bothered throwing weed into the hallway. I would have thrown Stinging tree and weed, to make you burn something or go away.

which is brilliance of it all, I as I head to room he is in, I burn it before hand lol

and if that dosn't fool you, simply "Good Point" <facepalm>
Edit

@Anyway, first I laugh, arrogantly as my gun turrets make short work of Fenir's weeds@

Then I make, a Flamethrower and sword, walk into the room Fenir is in and GET READY to burn him and his plants, burn them all HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Mad laughing comes as standard)

Oh and if somehow, some of his weeds survive my turret gun fire and get close to me, I cut them down with sword (How do I know Gcar is really going to hurt me this turn)

There go, Fix'ed


I'm pretty sure that's been changed around...

[Clank4Prez]

I get out of the puddle, and thats it for now.

[Seraphim]

O_O0 You mean you're TRYING to get a Magicarp?!?!?

Nope, but there were other pokemon. The one I really want to catch is the Missingno. Plus, since I would catch it, *ahem* I wud nawt need no stinkin'badges!

I would say to my PKMN: "We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!":p

[Fat1Fared]

it never said to burn hallway, which is why I made sword, cut through your plants, now I am going to try to burning you,

I did change, it because, originally I was going to burn you last turn, but couldn't as too far away, so that is why used last turn to move, then burn you this turn

Fenir, lets face it, if I was going to change it, wouldn't I change my burning attack from this turn, but I have kept it, to see what happens, man guys it only bit of fun

[Fenrir502]

I wasn't complaining O.o

I was just giving some justification for my attack is all. Sorry <///3

[HolyShadow]

I may regret asking this, but why three?
Three turns you into a woman, nymphomaniac, exhibitionist slavegirl succubus that attracts tentacle monsters and can change chest size of yourself and anyone else at will, as well as demonically turn yourself into a hermy.

Remember: Demons prefer anal sex!

[grandia yuki]

I head to the shuttle bay, cause i am bored.

[FanMan]

Three turns you into a woman, nymphomaniac, exhibitionist slavegirl succubus that attracts tentacle monsters and can change chest size of yourself and anyone else at will, as well as demonically turn yourself into a hermy.

Remember: Demons prefer anal sex!

Anal sex, eww. And why should DA be able to increase his clevage size at will. They should be so big that DA has to drag them making it difficult for him to walk.

[HolyShadow]

Anal sex, eww. And why should DA be able to increase his clevage size at will. They should be so big that DA has to drag them making it difficult for him to walk.
Nah, that wouldn't be easy on the eyes.

[KawaitaSakebi]

X_x

[SirRobin]

Nope, but there were other pokemon. The one I really want to catch is the Missingno. Plus, since I would catch it, *ahem* I wud nawt need no stinkin'badges!

I would say to my PKMN: "We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!":p

lol, Missingno is a facinating glitch-mon! :D

[AsteriskRocks]

Voting Tia

[FanMan]

Do other players have a chance to capture the remaining pokemon that escaped?

[DarkPhoenix]

O.O I warp reality causing an empty master ball to appear in my hand and Missingno to appear in front of me, I then throw the master ball at it. >_<

[Eia]

My pokemanz commit seppuku because their lord and master is dead.

[DarkPhoenix]

Warps reality so Missingno decides it wants to live.

[KawaitaSakebi]

Wait...have I moved yet? uh...I bonk fanmanwomanpersonthing on the head. :-D

[Seraphim]

What has happened to our GM? Gone she has for three days, hrmm.

[SirRobin]

Maybe he/she's out trying to capture a Missingno!!!! O_o0

[Clank4Prez]

I get out of the puddle.

Expands the molecules in DarkPhoenix's hand so that the master ball with Missingno in it falls to the floor. I then snatch it and run to the Convent.

[Blaydrix]

I... er... I'll start making my way towards the Convent.

[DarkPhoenix]

I get out of the puddle.

Expands the molecules in DarkPhoenix's hand so that the master ball with Missingno in it falls to the floor. I then snatch it and run to the Convent.

HELL NO B!TCH YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR ME THAT ACTION IS INVALID, but just in case the GM allows such a blatant disregard for the rules.

I warp reality again annoyed by Clank's pathetic attempt and I expand the molecules in hie/her hand before she can get two feet away while fixing my own hand and take the master ball back before shoving a dildo up your ass

TRY THAT AGAIN B!TCH I DARE YOU >_<

((don't really that's mean I just want a pokemon friend...leave me alone T^T...and you ish not really a b!tch I'm just annoyed because you're nowhere near me so you should not be able to do that.))

[Clank4Prez]

HELL NO B!TCH YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR ME THAT ACTION IS INVALID, but just in case the GM allows such a blatant disregard for the rules.

I warp reality again annoyed by Clank's pathetic attempt and I expand the molecules in hie/her hand before she can get two feet away while fixing my own hand and take the master ball back before shoving a dildo up your ass

TRY THAT AGAIN B!TCH I DARE YOU >_<

((don't really that's mean I just want a pokemon friend...leave me alone T^T...and you ish not really a b!tch I'm just annoyed because you're nowhere near me so you should not be able to do that.))

I know for a fact that we are both in the Library.

And I can't resist a dare, I try it again.

[DarkPhoenix]

Warps reality sending clank4prez to the execution chamber before he can do that shit again.

[WeirdSmells]

I vote DarkPhoenix

[DarkPhoenix]

Ahem? >_> ok so I'm being kinda bitchy about Clank who keep trying to steal the Missingno I CAUGHT IT IT'S MINE BACK THE HELL OFF

[WeirdSmells]

Ahem? >_> ok so I'm being kinda bitchy about Clank who keep trying to steal the Missingno I CAUGHT IT IT'S MINE BACK THE HELL OFF
I vote the person who posted above the vote post from now on... if they are alive

[FanMan]

WILL THERE EVER BE A TURN END SOON! WHERE ARE YOU GCAR AND WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU! Noooooooo!

*pounds fists into the wall repeatedly.*

[SirRobin]

TT_TT Please come back, GCar! Save us from the madness!!!

[Seraphim]

Does anyone else think that there is a possibility of her being dead?

[WeirdSmells]

Does anyone else think that there is a possibility of her being dead?

Yeah-No...not at all

[HolyShadow]

gcar took a break to restore her sanity. Calm down. If there's a particular person who pisses her off to no end and would cause it, who would this person be...?

[Seraphim]

Dunno

[KawaitaSakebi]

I like sanity.

[WeirdSmells]

gcar took a break to restore her sanity. Calm down. If there's a particular person who pisses her off to no end and would cause it, who would this person be...?

You? nsw?

[gcar90]

What has happened to our GM? Gone she has for three days, hrmm.

WILL THERE EVER BE A TURN END SOON! WHERE ARE YOU GCAR AND WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU! Noooooooo!

*pounds fists into the wall repeatedly.*

I took a break because I was frustrated with a few things, and since I'm an adult, and have a modicrum of self control, I didn't need to requst a BAN.
TT_TT Please come back, GCar! Save us from the madness!!!
Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
Does anyone else think that there is a possibility of her being dead?

I was dead long before I joined the site.

@HS: thanks for explaining things for me.

Turn End
results soon

[Seraphim]

@HS: thanks for explaining things for me.
Who was the person? The one who caused you to forsake us, your sheep?

LET US STONE HIM/HER IN YOUR HONOR, M'LADY!!!

[gcar90]

Who was the person? The one who caused you to forsake us, your sheep?

LET US STONE HIM/HER IN YOUR HONOR, M'LADY!!!

It's not improtant, I needed a break to reorder my priorities. Names aren't important. the turn is.

[gcar90]

Turn 15
Tia'Amat slashes at Fan(wo)man, and removing 10 of her HP. Seraphim slows down time, returns to the hospital, and using the fire end of the dual bladed staff to stab her , taking 15HP, hand Ave a Power capsule, then, restore the flow of time. Kawa uses chain jail on Fan(wo)man, holding her in place. Ave puts Staph bacteria on the end of his syringe, then stabs Fan(wo)man with it, infecting her. The damage done was only 5HP. FanMan responds by creating a giant ice barrier in front of HolySHadow and herself, preventing any further attack, as well as making a ice spear, incase, someone decides to get "frisky" and attack anyway. For a while, Seraphim, contemplated, releasing the Alakazam that refuses to obey him, and use the pokeball to go after a pokemon of greater value, WHICH HE COULD DO IF HE COULD FIND THE POKEMON IN THE VAST UNDINAI WILDERNESS. HolyShadow turns his attention to the mystery fluid dispensers pressing buttons, making quick work to restore his diminished supply of pills. There is a pill that will turn a woman into a Drag queen and Female impersonator, and another one that will fix problems with time space control, HOWEVER SINCE THE PILLS WERE MADE WITH UNDINAI MACHINES AND HOLYSHADOW DOESN'T KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT UNDINAI OPPERATIONS, THESE PILLS MAY HAVE SOME WEIRD SIDE EFFECTS. Yachiru turns her arm into a fusion cannon to blast Holy, only to hit the ice wall, no damage taken. Apparently, FanMan's earlier injuries were more than she could take, and she collapses, dead.


DarkPhoenix, warps reality to make it appear that a Stargate is next to Blaydrix. The iris opens, sending out a matter stream that hit the Mewtwo, knocking him to the ground and injuring him by 25HP. Then, DarkPhoenix, rewarps reality, sending the Gate back to Cheyenne Mountain, Colorado, and the SGC. Fat1Fared stands in the doorway of the library and uses alchemy to make himself a Gas Mask. Once it is on his head, Fat1 opens fire on the Library, plants, books and Fenrir with the Flamethrower, costing Fenrir 20HP, and singing the Hair on the Hamtaro's head. There are so many plants in the Library that the fire gets a little out of control, leaping back a little, to burn Fat1Fared's arms, and take 15HP from the alchemist. Clank4Prez, gets out of the Puddle, and stands in the middle of the Burning Library, the heat and fire are so intense he loses 10HP. There was some minor bickering over someone's Master Balls and that they were Missingo, but none of that happened. Blaydrix, who had taken the hit from the Stargate, as though nothing happened, and still has enough sense to get out of a burning Library, *APPLAUSE,* he heads to the Convent. DarkPhoenix, also takes damage from the smoke and heat, in the form of 10HP.


The Movement actions, NeoShark flies to the Library, and Grandia Yuki walks, through the carnage, to return to the shuttle bay, WATCH YOUR STEP, FAT1FARED WAS IN HERE FOR QUITE A WHILE.

The ghosts reach they're cold dead hands from the ground to take 10HP from Tia' Amat.

1. Tia'Amat - 90HP
~Invincibility Capsule
2. DarkPhoenix - 65HP
3. DarkArcher- 55HP
5. KawaiaSakebi - 60HP
6. HolyShadow - 45HP
12. Fat1Fared- 55HP
13. Seraphim - 70HP (Alakazam lvl100)
14. Yachiru - 95HP
15. NeoShark - 85HP
16. Fenrir -70HP
~Power Capsule (On it's way to the Shuttle bay on a stinging vine.)
17. Grandia Yuki - 70HP
18. Clank4Prez - 55HP
19. Ave- 85HP
~Power Capsule
20. BlayDrix - 65HP
4. WeirdSmells - 0HP -DEAD
10. AsteriskRocks - 0HP~Dead
9. SirRobin - 0HP -DEAD
7. Eia - 0HP-DEAD
8. Sajeev - 0HP~Dead
11. FanMan - 0HP (woman)Dead
~Invincibility Capsule <---- do we see anything wrong here?

[Fenrir502]

I just remembered that the Library was full of weed, so I'm going to run up to Fat1Fared, splash the contents of the vial which I carefully protected into his eyes and push him into the Library proper. Then I hightail it to the room he came from, hopefully before I get high.

[darkarcher]

Eh, since Fared ran off I head back to the Hospital.

[Fat1Fared]

Dark, I was never in Hospital????????

Anyway, I active my Power Capsule (By the power of GraySkull) and put flamethrower down, then make an Axe. Now armed with both an Axe and a Sword and nicely powered up, I easily stop Fenir pushing me back into Library and chop him down once and for all (making sure to keep him in the library,)

Gas Mask=1
Maskless Hamster=0

(I always wanted to see what would happen if I got my hamster high)

PS How did a small backburn cost me 15 points of health, if Fenrir's full burning only cost him 20, Dam you strange mathematical abnormalities (PS don't really want an answer, just joking about)

PSS Hope your rest went well and agree naming names would be pointless, and that is in no way, in my favor-
<___<
>___>
<___<

[DarkPhoenix]

I head for the Council Chambers like I've been try to for the last couple turns

[Seraphim]

I grab the invincibility capsule from Fan(Wo)man's corpse.

Hmmmm, how weird could the side effects could be? Oh well.

I ask HolyShadow kindly if I could have his pill that will restore my Space/Time control. If he let's me, then I swallow the pill.

[DarkPhoenix]

A pill that can turn a person into a trap?....I WANT IT >w<

[SirRobin]

Yay!!! More members for Team Dead!!! :D (better luck next time!)

I votes 4 Yachiru. PH34R D4 U|\|D34D BR00KLj|\| R4G3!!!!!

[Clank4Prez]

I'll avenge you, Fanman.

I expand all of my molecules so that I take the form of a gas. I then float over to Fat1Fared and go into his mouth. Once I am inside his body, I only harden my right hand, then I start punching some organs.

[HolyShadow]

I hand Seraphim my pill that he asked for. I give DP the pill that she asked for. I then start fiddling with the pill dispenser thing again.

[DarkPhoenix]

Yay *takes the pill and swallows it turning myself into a trap* Awesome...now I can raep people without dildo's XD

[FanMan]

Wait, where did that other invincibility capsule come from? If it is from the one from before, I had already used it. Anyway, I shall vote for the one who caused the most damage to me and unfortunately, that is you Seraphim.

[Fat1Fared]

I'll avenge you, Fanman.

I expand all of my molecules so that I take the form of a gas. I then float over to Fat1Fared and go into his mouth. Once I am inside his body, I only harden my right hand, then I start punching some organs.

4 problems:

First=I have a gas mask on, stopping this action
Second=Such an Action would be impossible, seeing to make yourself big enough to actually hurt me, would mean you would have to cause my body to explode from not being big enough for 2 of us, which cannot see Gcar allowing
Third=Most of my body is metal, so when harden and cause me to expand, it won't work as metal is not as pull-able as skin, meaning you get scashed to death as well
Fourth=I didn't kill FanMan

[KawaitaSakebi]

Yay! New turn! Hmm...

[gcar90]

*hums jeopardy theme*
who knew that there would be a turn end tonight?

I did.

Turn End
Results soon

[gcar90]

Turn 16
With FanWoMan's death, her ice wall melted into nothingness, giving Tia'Amat an opportunity to slither up and steal the invincibility capsule that was in the corpse's possession. HolyShadow continues making more pills, giving himself an infinite stock of drugs. Seraphim wanted to grab the Invincibility capsule, however Tia had gotten to it first, so he decides side effects are worth it if he can get his Time Stop ability restored...and happily takes the pill HolyShadow offers him. SERAPHIM CAN STOP TIME AT WILL, HIS PERCERPTIONS WHILE TIME IS STOPPED WILL BE DISTORTED TO A DEGREE AND THE SUCCESS OF ATTACKS CARRIED OUT WILL BE DONE BY COIN FLIP, HEADS SERA'S ATTACK WORKS, TAILS, SERA FAILS AND ATTACKS HIMSELF.

In the burning Library, Darkphoenix has sense enough to leave the Library for the Council chambers. She heard that HolyShadow might have created a pill that would give her the necesary equipment to rape people with out a dildo. However, since HS is in the Hospital, DP has to travel through the Council Chambers to get this most valuable of pills. Fenrir and Fat1Fared stay in the Fire to continue their fight. Hamtaro leaps forward, hoping to take his vial of onion juice and get it in the eyes of Fat1. Fatty tosses the Flamethrower aside, and uses his sword to try to push Fenrir away, however, some of the onion juice does manage to into the unprotected eyes of Fat1Fared, causing his vision to blur. Enraged, Fatty activates a power capsule, uses alchemy to create an axe, and begins to, blindly, hack and slash his way in the flaming room. Clank4Prez is the first victim, since he was trying to turn HIMSELF to a gas to attack Fatty, when his power only works on OTHER people, Clank loses an arm and a leg, along with 50HP, then Fatty turns his attention on Fenrir, cutting off Hamtaro's Tail and left leg, the attack costs Fenrir 45HP. The Fire in the Library continues to rage out of control, the heat takes it's toll on Fenrir, Fat1, and, unfortunately, kills Clank4Prez, by doing 10HP of damage each.

DarkArcher gets his excersize and walks back to the Hospital, and the ghosts split their vote, NO MAJORITY NO DAMAGE.
1. Tia'Amat - 90HP
~Invincibility Capsulex2
2. DarkPhoenix - 65HP
3. DarkArcher- 55HP
5. KawaiaSakebi - 60HP
6. HolyShadow - 45HP
12. Fat1Fared- 45HP
13. Seraphim - 70HP (Alakazam lvl100)
14. Yachiru - 95HP
15. NeoShark - 85HP
16. Fenrir -15HP
~Power Capsule (On it's way to the Shuttle bay on a stinging vine.)
17. Grandia Yuki - 70HP
19. Ave- 85HP
~Power Capsule
20. BlayDrix - 65HP
4. WeirdSmells - 0HP -DEAD
10. AsteriskRocks - 0HP~Dead
9. SirRobin - 0HP -DEAD
7. Eia - 0HP-DEAD
8. Sajeev - 0HP~Dead
11. FanMan - 0HP (woman)Dead
18. Clank4Prez - 0HP-DEAD

[Seraphim]

I swallow my invincibility capsule. I then stop time, I go to the Library, pick up Fenrir502, and go back to the council chambers and put Fenrir502 down. Once there, I restore time's flow.

[Fenrir502]

Thanks Sera :3

As my turns action, I'll warp the wooden doorframe and make it grab ahold of Fat1Fared.

[FanMan]

Everybody go after Tia, she has more than one invincibility capsule and she is almost at full health. Attack her and vote for her. I vote Tia.

@Seraphim. You can't really attack Fenrir, Fenrir is in the library while you are in the hospital.

[Fat1Fared]

I decide to use my invincibility capsule, and sword/Axe to finsh off Fenir and defend any other attacks, and then escape from the library, heading back to Bay area I started in

PS thanks fanman for pointing that out

[Seraphim]

Everybody go after Tia, she has more than one invincibility capsule and she is almost at full health. Attack her and vote for her. I vote Tia.

@Seraphim. You can't really attack Fenrir, Fenrir is in the library while you are in the hospital.

Yes I can, I can stop time. Meaning I can be anywhere (to the view of others) instantaneously. I've done this before.

[DarkPhoenix]

scratch that I warp reality so I can move at the speed of light and run to the hospital take the pill from HS swallow it and head for the shuttle bay all of which takes me half a second to do...because it takes 8 seconds for light from the sun to reach Earth, once in the shuttle bay I run around the room until I figure out what to do.

[KawaitaSakebi]

In that case, I jump on Dark-chan's back. :D

[Clank4Prez]

Eh, vote Tia.

[HolyShadow]

If I have an "Infinite supply of drugs" I use one that lets me create a small barrier around me that teleports people to one other area at random unless I welcome them into it myself. It works once per pill.

I'll run into the nearest villain.

[SirRobin]

I'm sorry, I have to vote Fat1Farted. Chopping people's appendages off with an axe...not too pretty! O_O0 Wow! Lots of damage! LISTEN UP, ANYONE WHO WANTS TO JOIN NEXT TIME!!! MAKE YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE AN AXE!!! Apparantly, they do WAY more damage! O_o0

[Blaydrix]

I suppose I'll simply throw a psywave at the nearest Hero.... *yawn*

[darkarcher]

Well...I suppose I start drawing in cosmic energy for use in a future turn.

[neoshark89]

Oh man, the Library is on fire? Then I go back to the council chambers before I can enter the library.

[Fat1Fared]

I'm sorry, I have to vote Fat1Farted. Chopping people's appendages off with an axe...not too pretty! O_O0 Wow! Lots of damage! LISTEN UP, ANYONE WHO WANTS TO JOIN NEXT TIME!!! MAKE YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE AN AXE!!! Apparantly, they do WAY more damage! O_o0

You, don't know me well enough to use my nickname!!!!!! That is for Gcar, and Holy's use only, oh and Yamiangire as she made it :p

PS, the reason I did so much damage was because I use a power Cap, doubling my strength

[AsteriskRocks]

I vote Tia.

[SirRobin]

You, don't know me well enough to use my nickname!!!!!! That is for Gcar, and Holy's use only, oh and Yamiangire as she made it :p

PS, the reason I did so much damage was because I use a power Cap, doubling my strength

That makes a lot more sense!

[Eia]

I vote Tia, which is a waste because of the invincibility capsules.

[FanMan]

Thats the point.

[Tia'Amat]

noooo, leave me aloooone, I didn't realize scavenging would make me such a big target!

[grandia yuki]

I head to the Execution Chambers

[gcar90]

Turn End
Results soon

[gcar90]

Turn 17
In the Hospital, Tia'Amat becomes a little paranoid because the ghosts keep voting for her, so she ingests a invincibility capsule. Then, she searches for any Mystery Fluid vials, that are not broken, SUCESS, she finds two of the glass beakers, they are EMPTY, so she puts her home made lids on them, and buries them. THE GHOSTS WON'T GET THE PRECIOUS, THE PRECIOUS. Finally, Tia'Amat decides to leave the Hospital for the Council chambers. Kawa was concerned for Fenny, and wanted to give him something that would make him feel better, but, alas, the first rule regarding real estate, prevented her from doing so. Ave also tires of the Hospital, so he heads to the Execution Chambers. Seraphim, swallows his invincibility capsule, TIME OUT, whoa stopping time really distorts Seraphim's perceptions, TAILS, his vision is terribly distorted, he walks to THE NEXT room to try to put someone down TIME IN. Seraphim regains conciousness in the tunnels just outside the Execution Chambers to find he was groping Ave's chest. HolyShadow, holds out a hand containg a genderbending pill when DarkPhoenix warped reality, temporarily, giving her the speed of Light, Dark-Chan takes the pill and makes it all the way to the ShuttleBay, before finally coming to a halt. Kawa tried to jump on DP's back, however, the dark female, was moving too fast. HOLYSHADOW, YOU HAVE YOUR PILLS WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO DO WITH THEM? DarkArcher charges his lazors, WHO WANTS TO BET HE FIRES HIZ LAZORS, NEXT TURN.

In the burning Library, Fenrir uses a Healing capsule, that he had been saving for a few turns. Fenrir then, sprouts the wood in the doorframe, the branches reach out and snagging Fat1Fared's clothing, preventing him from coming any closer to Fenrir or escaping. Infuriated, Fat1 ingests his Invincibility capsule, then swings his axe and sword, angrily at the Fenrir, that was just out of reach. NeoShark peeks into the Library to see that it was still on fire, and, frightened by the flames, turns and runs away like a little StarFire. Fenrir loses 10HP because of the fire.

Mewtwo, wakes up to find himself in the Convent All Alone, if he wanted to use a psywave on somebody, it wouldn't have happened, nobody was there. Grandia Yuki makes his way to the Execution Chambers.

The ghosts try to take out their frustrations on Tia, but she had an invincibility capsule.
1. Tia'Amat - 90HP
~Invincibility Capsule
2. DarkPhoenix - 65HP
3. DarkArcher- 55HP
5. KawaiaSakebi - 60HP
6. HolyShadow - 45HP
12. Fat1Fared- 45HP
13. Seraphim - 70HP (Alakazam lvl100)
14. Yachiru - 95HP
15. NeoShark - 85HP
16. Fenrir -55HP
~Power Capsule (On it's way to the Shuttle bay on a stinging vine.)
17. Grandia Yuki - 70HP
19. Ave- 85HP
~Power Capsule
20. BlayDrix - 65HP
4. WeirdSmells - 0HP -DEAD
10. AsteriskRocks - 0HP~Dead
9. SirRobin - 0HP -DEAD
7. Eia - 0HP-DEAD
8. Sajeev - 0HP~Dead
11. FanMan - 0HP (woman)Dead
18. Clank4Prez - 0HP-DEAD

[HolyShadow]

I pointed out what I wanted to do with them. I think you may have missed my action.

[Seraphim]

Does the side-effect of being dizzy when I stop time also applies to when I slow down time? Or is it just when I stop time?

[gcar90]

I pointed out what I wanted to do with them. I think you may have missed my action.

That might have happened.
I know I haven't been myself lately.
I think I am burning myself out, doing too many things, IRL, at once.
Taking care of Mom, Dad, Work, Online ... etc.
I feel pretty wiped out.

@Sera: only the Time Stop portion of your ability.

[Seraphim]

How about finding a temporary replacement for all of the games you GM? Maybe a Mod?

[gcar90]

How about finding a temporary replacement for all of the games you GM? Maybe a Mod?

Nah,
I'll be fine
and this is the only game I am GMing ATM.
Mom got a job, so she should be phasing out for a little.
She just refuses to let go.

[Fenrir502]

I'll follow my vine away from the fire, placing seeds of the stinging tree behind me and growing them when I'm out of the way please.

[Seraphim]

Can you answer this, please: How about finding a temporary replacement for all of the games you GM? Maybe a Mod??

[gcar90]

Can you answer this, please: ?

I did,
there are only two Mods I'd even consider trusting with this game.
One is currently playing, and one has a life, likes to disappear on weekends, and has a tendancy to forget about even HIS OWN games.
Nah, this game is mine.

[Seraphim]

I did,
there are only two Mods I'd even consider trusting with this game.
One is currently playing, and one has a life, likes to disappear on weekends, and has a tendancy to forget about even HIS OWN games.
Nah, this game is mine.

Ooops, I quoted the wrong post. Sorry.:(

Does the side-effect of being dizzy when I stop time also applies to when I slow down time? Or is it just when I stop time?

[gcar90]

Ooops, I quoted the wrong post. Sorry.:(

That might have happened.
I know I haven't been myself lately.
I think I am burning myself out, doing too many things, IRL, at once.
Taking care of Mom, Dad, Work, Online ... etc.
I feel pretty wiped out.

@Sera: only the Time Stop portion of your ability.

^again, answered.

[Seraphim]

Huh, I didn't see it.

[Eia]

I vote seraphim and continue being dead.

*decomposes on the floor*

[WeirdSmells]

I vote seraphim and continue being dead.

*decomposes on the floor*

I do this

[KawaitaSakebi]

Dang. Oh well, the g-forces probably would have killed me anyway.

Hmm, what to do...

[Fat1Fared]

dam you fenir, well this it for YOU!!!!!

First I cut myself free from small pecie of wood which defeated me lol,
-then I throw the flamethrower into fenir and the flames, fleeing the sence, laughing manicaly as the flamethrower blows up and takes fenir to hell once and for ALL

[Seraphim]

Isn't he nearby you? So wouldn't you gain damage from the shrapnel?

I tried a similar thing on WeirdSmells in the first turn. I caused him to make an aerosol can to explode, but it not only damaged him. It also hurt the person nearby him, AsterisksRocks. If you are going to cause a flamethrower to explode, I expect the explosion to be bigger, and thus give you two more damage than the aerosol can caused.

[Clank4Prez]

Vote Tia.

[Blaydrix]

I'm going to go to sleep. I expect to be away from the site until Wednesday/Thursdayish.

[Fat1Fared]

Isn't he nearby you? So wouldn't you gain damage from the shrapnel?

I tried a similar thing on WeirdSmells in the first turn. I caused him to make an aerosol can to explode, but it not only damaged him. It also hurt the person nearby him, AsterisksRocks. If you are going to cause a flamethrower to explode, I expect the explosion to be bigger, and thus give you two more damage than the aerosol can caused.

well all flamethrowers have a highly flemable gas in them, and so that is why they are so dangerous for user as well as the attacked, so I am hoping that with all flames already there, this will pretty much turn what is left of lib into gaint bomb/explosion, and to be honest, if I die I wouldn't complain as long as Fenir dies with me, but still I am at lest going to try and get away

[Seraphim]

Why do you have a vendetta against him?

[Fenrir502]

I've got a feeling I may have accidentally used his toothbrush one time...

His wrath was terrible.

[Fat1Fared]

I don't have vendetta against him, I think Fenir is great, he one of cool people on here, but he is my enemy, I his, and I will fight to death, as long as I take as many of my opponents down with me, he has been alive for too long now, so I will end this one way or the other

Though that picture with Chicken, does make him look scary as hell

[HolyShadow]

I swallow a pill that lets me control gravity, then reverse and amplify gravity on myself heavily, thrusting away anyone that comes near to me, friend or enemy, into the closest wall.

[darkarcher]

I begin to form the energy I'm gathering as the light in the room begins to bend.

[KawaitaSakebi]

Mm...I'll go toward the library as far as feasible and attempt a long-distance headbonk of Fared with my location chain. Locate his head at top speed! :p

Oh, and then I ran away in case it does explode...although I can't see there baing many explosives in a library.

[Fat1Fared]

Kawa, why attack me?

PS that is insane the library is about to disappear from pages of History, probably taking me and Fenir with it, however if you want to die with us, come on into our cooker

PSS, however if I have rules right, (which probably don't) wouldn't it take all your movement to get here, meaning can't attack)

[grandia yuki]

I now head to the hospital to watch all the action taking place there.

[KawaitaSakebi]

*shrugs*

[gcar90]

turn end
results soon

[gcar90]

TURN 18
Yachiru turns her hands into sonic blasters and shoots HolyShadow with concussive waves of sound. Holy dodges by swallowing a pill that allows him to control gravity, he changes his own gravity causing anything and anyone to be pushed away and into a wall, unfortunately for Yachiru, inflicting her with 20HP of damage. DarkArcher continues to store energy and charge his powers, causing the room to bend slightly.

Seraphim slows down time, then, uses the fire end of the dual-bladed staff to stab GrandiaYuki in his eyes. Yuki's eyes swell up, he loses 25HP, but he can still barely see, while time restores itself. Yuki limps to the Hospital, completely, ignoring the fact that he was attacked, by a time bandit. YOU GUYS WERE IN THE EXECUTION CHAMBERS, BTW.

In the Library, Fenrir runs past the stuck Fat1Fared on his way to the convent, since he's after an item that has, finally, made it to the shuttle bay, leaving behind a trail of Sting tree plants the entire way. Pissed because he was defeated by wood, Fat1fared cuts himself free, reaches for the flamethrower, picks it up, and hurls it at the escaping Fenrir. The flamethrower gets caught in the plants, catching them and the tunnel on fire, just as Fenrir enters the convent. Fenrir's arrival doesn't even disturb the MewTwo, who rolls over to take a nap. Fat1Fared turns and runs, towards the Council chambers, passing Kawa and Tia'Amat, who were on their way to the Library.

Last but not least, the ghosts vote to decrease Seraphim's HP by 10.

1. Tia'Amat - 90HP
~Invincibility Capsule
2. DarkPhoenix - 65HP
3. DarkArcher- 55HP
5. KawaiaSakebi - 60HP
6. HolyShadow - 45HP
12. Fat1Fared- 45HP
13. Seraphim - 60HP (Alakazam lvl100)
14. Yachiru - 75HP
15. NeoShark - 85HP
16. Fenrir -55HP
~Power Capsule (On it's way to the Shuttle bay on a stinging vine.)
17. Grandia Yuki - 45HP
19. Ave- 85HP
~Power Capsule
20. BlayDrix - 65HP
4. WeirdSmells - 0HP -DEAD
10. AsteriskRocks - 0HP~Dead
9. SirRobin - 0HP -DEAD
7. Eia - 0HP-DEAD
8. Sajeev - 0HP~Dead
11. FanMan - 0HP (woman)Dead
18. Clank4Prez - 0HP-DEAD

[Fenrir502]

I'll grow some aloe vera and apply it to any burns I may have. Then I'd like to restock on onion juice please.

[Eia]

I vote seraphim again because I will not rest until he is dead like me. :squintyface:

[FanMan]

It's becoming apparent on who could win now. Vote Tia, she still has one invicibility capsule left and has the highest percentage of HP.

[Fat1Fared]

I stand in the Counicl, confused as to how me and fenir are still alive lol

Then turn around and use my power to turn any Statu's in this area into my controlled slaves, making them and then sent them down hall to attack Kawa and Tia

[Clank4Prez]

Vote Tia.

[SirRobin]

I votez 4 Tia.

[KawaitaSakebi]

I attack Fared. Why? I dunno... HEADBONK! :D

[AsteriskRocks]

Voting tia

[AsteriskRocks]

It's becoming apparent on who could win now. Vote Tia, she still has one invicibility capsule left and has the highest percentage of HP.

19. Ave- 85HP
Not for long...

[darkarcher]

I walk over to HolyShadow, then use my stored energy to create a mid-sized black hole in the Hospital, tearing the room apart and trapping everyone caught in its gravity.

[grandia yuki]

I use my left eye on everyone in the hospital.

I shove the two poison pills down darkarcher's and yachiru's throats.

Then I shoot my pistol at darkarcher to disrupt his power.

If it doesn't work then I use my Invincibly Capsule.

[gcar90]

all right ladies and gentlemen.
LET'S GET READY TO END TURN!!!
results soon

[gcar90]

Turn 19
Yachiru digs under ground with drill-hands and rocket-feet again to avoid attacks and attack holyshadow from undreneath. Taking 20HP from the perverted pharmacist. Grandia Yuki eats his invincibility capsule. Seraphim slows down time and run towards GrandiaYuki just as he steps into the Hospital, using his dagger to start slashing and hacking him., making Yuki loses 0HP, before restoring time. DarkArcher walks over to HolyShadow, using his stored energy to start to create a mid-sized black hole in the Hospital, tearing the room apart and trapping everyone caught in its gravity. Grandia Yuki uses his left eye on everyone in the hospital, distoring time perceptions, giving him an oppourtunity to draw his pistol to shoot Dark before the Black hole could be fully formed, DA, hits the deck, in slow motion minus 20HP, then the Gravity well opens, slowly sucking up almost everything. Upon seeing the Black hole, HolyShadow springs into action swallowing another pill that allows him to control gravity. HS creates an area around himself and DarkArcher that negates the effects of the black hole on them. Finally, Holy grabs DA, shoving three sex pills at once, down the D'archy's throat. The drugs take effect, turning Darkarcher into a FEMALE STRIPPER NYMPHOMANIAC.

In the convent, Fenrir looks to see if he has any burns, NOPE, then makes some onion juice using the method from previous turns.

Kawa marches back into the council chambers, to bonk Fat1Fared on the head, taking 10HP from the Alchemist, who counters by turning a leftover stone statue of a bird, that was stored in the closet, into his slave, the bird flies over the top of Kawa and pecks her on the head, inflicting 15HP of damage.

Tia'amat enters the burning library, man, it's hot, and nobody is there, Tia had better be careful here, or she'll turn into steam and won't be able to do anything.

The ghosts take out some frustrations on Tia'Amat.

1. Tia'Amat - 80HP
~Invincibility Capsule
2. DarkPhoenix - 65HP
3. DarkArcher- 35HP (female stripper nymphomaniac)
5. KawaiaSakebi - 45HP
6. HolyShadow - 25HP
12. Fat1Fared- 35HP
13. Seraphim - 60HP (Alakazam lvl100)
14. Yachiru - 75HP
15. NeoShark - 85HP
16. Fenrir -55HP
~Power Capsule (Shuttle bay on a stinging vine.)
17. Grandia Yuki - 45HP
19. Ave- 85HP
~Power Capsule
20. BlayDrix - 65HP
4. WeirdSmells - 0HP -DEAD
10. AsteriskRocks - 0HP~Dead
9. SirRobin - 0HP -DEAD
7. Eia - 0HP-DEAD
8. Sajeev - 0HP~Dead
11. FanMan - 0HP (woman)Dead
18. Clank4Prez - 0HP-DEAD

[KawaitaSakebi]

GAH!! THE BIRDS!! >_<

I chase after Fat1Fared, use my judgement chain on him, and order him to walk back into the raging inferno or DIE! Muahahahaha. >:-D

[WeirdSmells]

I vote Ave

[Fat1Fared]

Sorry Kawa, I let my bird continue to attack you (Which should defend against your attack) and use my invisabality Cap so you cannot see/attack me, finally I make another gun, and machine gun you down (looks like I am going soon)

[KawaitaSakebi]

Muahaha! We're MORTAL ENEMIES!
Or, y'know, something. @_@

[Seraphim]

Whoooo-boy, hmmmm.

I reverse space on the black hole, causing it's singularity to decompress and deteriorate the black hole itself.

[neoshark89]

I fly towards the hospital, low enough to avoid hitting the ceiling.

[DarkPhoenix]

I go and sit in the corner of the room and begin drawing a random YuGiOh Yaoi smex scene that because of my powers become real so all males in the room are either gouging their eyes out or turning gay.

and I have that pill HolyShadow made right well I take it if I haven't all ready...I haven't been paying much attention anymore

[FanMan]

Neoshark at the moment has a higher damage. I vote for Darkarcher...
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Just kidding, it is Neoshark. I'm serious. I'm voting Neoshark this turn. Darkarcher is my next target after the this turn end in case I don't sign on for a couple of days.

[Clank4Prez]

Vote Tia. My intention is to make you waste your Invince capsule.

[gcar90]

The hideous orangeness of the site is giving me a headache.
I'll come back when April Fools day is over.

[Seraphim]

K, boss.

[SirRobin]

lol, I can't believe they did it again!!! XD Hope some of the newer members got the joke!

[gcar90]

Sorry Kawa, I let my bird continue to attack you (Which should defend against your attack) and use my invisabality Cap so you cannot see/attack me, finally I make another gun, and machine gun you down (looks like I am going soon)

there are no invisability capsules in this game.
There are
Healing capsules,
Power capsules, and
Invincibility capsules,
however there are NO invisability capsules.

BTW Turn End
results soon

[gcar90]

Turn 20
In the hospital, the Black hole colapses, and Holyshadow uses a healing capsule, then swallows a pill allowing him to control gravity, once more. Then he uses his power by jumping to create a small vacuum, sucking everyone in the room, Seraphim, Darkarcher, Grandia Yuki, and Yachiru, into tight little bundle in the center of the room. SMACK, Holy hits the ceiling and falls back down, again, crashing into the small group inflicting 5HP worth of damage onto each person, that was there, HS himself loses 10HP for hitting the ceiling. HolyShadow, takes bumping his head in stride as he finds Yachiru to start beating the crap out of her. She loses an additional 15HP. Darkarcher takes this as an opportunity to test his new abilities as SHE walks over and attempts to seduce Seraphim, then, while he's distracted Dark smashes a small white hole into his face to blast him backwards, into a wall, taking 20HP from Mr. Sera. Last but not least, Miss Darcy (Darkarcher,) uses a healing capsule she had been saving for a special occasion. Seraphim, not noticing that he had been attacked by DA, lunges at Grandia Yuki with the fire side of his stolen dual blade, Yuki responds by using his right eye's power for one last time, ordering Seraphim to attack himself. Seraphim ends up stabbing himself in the stomach with the blade, lowering his HP by 20. Yachiru took her beating like a woman, then goes over to Grandia Yuki to bite and scratch him, taking 10HP.

Tia'Amat realizes quickly, that she doesn't want to turn to steam, so she sloshes her way BACK to the Council Chambers. Meanwhile, Neoshark sees the querry, he had been pursuing for so long and takes action by shooting a barrage of energy bolts at the Fat1, removing 20HP from the gassy young player, then using his Tamaranean strength, Neoshark picks up Fat1Fared, and throw him like a lawn dart, down the tunnel towards the burning Library. Fat1 was flying past Tia, when she decided to take a swipe, however, she missed. Upset because her prey was tossed down the hallway, Kawa runs after Fat1fared, waving her judgement chain. Fat1Fared's control over his bird statue is broken when he lands about ONE meter away from the Library, and without Fat1 , the bird falls from the air, and breaks on the ground. Fat1Fared rises to his feet muttering something about an Invisability capsule, THERE ARE NO INVISABILITY CAPSULES, and creates a machine gun.

DarkPhoenix, takes the pill she had received from Holyshadow, turning herself into RUPAUL. Then goes to sit in the corner of the shuttlebay to draw some dirty yaoi scenes. Unfortunately, nobody else was in the shuttlebay to vomit over the Yaoi Fantrap's pictures.

The ghosts are confused and can't decide whom to hurt, NO MAJORITY, NO DAMAGE.
1. Tia'Amat - 80HP
~Invincibility Capsule
2. DarkPhoenix - 65HP (Yaoi Fantrap)
3. DarkArcher- 85HP (female stripper nymphomaniac)
5. KawaiaSakebi - 45HP
6. HolyShadow - 65HP
12. Fat1Fared- 15HP
13. Seraphim - 15HP (Alakazam lvl100)
14. Yachiru - 55HP
15. NeoShark - 85HP
16. Fenrir -55HP
~Power Capsule ( Shuttle bay on a stinging vine.)
17. Grandia Yuki - 35HP
19. Ave- 85HP
~Power Capsule
20. BlayDrix - 65HP
4. WeirdSmells - 0HP -DEAD
10. AsteriskRocks - 0HP~Dead
9. SirRobin - 0HP -DEAD
7. Eia - 0HP-DEAD
8. Sajeev - 0HP~Dead
11. FanMan - 0HP (woman)Dead
18. Clank4Prez - 0HP-DEAD

[KawaitaSakebi]

EDIT: I mean hospital. I head back to the hospital. Or as far as I can go...the hallway, I guess?

[AsteriskRocks]

I'm going to go vote for Ave. She hasn't been attacking or been attacked this entire turn.

[gcar90]

I'm going to go vote for Ave. She hasn't been attacking or been attacked this entire turn.

Ave is a guy.

[KawaitaSakebi]

Actually...I'm just gonna go to the council chambers. Final answer. :p

[Fenrir502]

Hmm... I'll grow a grove of stinging tree plants offering protection. I'll be careful not to hurt anyone with them yet though.

[Eia]

I VOTE SERAPHIM.

Finish him >:V

[Fat1Fared]

Invincibility capsules=<DOH>

When hell NeoSpark attark me though? and what happened to my attark on Kawa?

Fuck it, I am bored of this, I will have an attack work, even if its kills me (which this probably will) I use Invincibility capsules, then I will get my bird, Gun and anything I can find, put them together make an Napalm bomb and blow up the whole Counicl Chamber, killing everyone, (Probably including myself)

However if I do survivie I head to Hospital

[KawaitaSakebi]

My attack on you didn't work either... :p

[Seraphim]

Probably it was because he sent a PM before any of you made your attack.

[HolyShadow]

I'm letting dark control me this turn.

[gcar90]

Turn End
results soon

[gcar90]

Turn 21
In the hospital, Grandia Yuki uses his left eye and proceeds to attack seraphim, taking away 15HP, and killing him, before Sera could strike at the Darkarcher. DarkArcher decides to abuse the corpse of Seraphim a little bit, by summoning a wormhole, putting the body in, and using the wormhole to fire Seraphim into the ceiling. Yachiru concentrates her attentions on Holyshadow. Turning her hands into drills and her feet into rockets, she tries to stab HS, however, she gets caught in a wiretrap that HolyShadow summoned from Hammerdpace, by swallowing a pill. Yachiru struggles, managing to pull herself free, but her attack and movement did not go through. The Alakazam that had been in Seraphim's possession, broke free of it's pokeball, when Sera died, and ran off into the Undinai wild.

Kawa, in the council chambers, senses that Seraphim might be in danger, so she tries to run to him to offer som assistance, but alas, she was too far away and Seraphim ended up dead.

In the tunnels, Tia'Amat spies a Fat1Fared. She slithers her way over to him and repeatedly starts slashing Fat1Fared. Fat1 responds by activating his Invincibility capsule, holstering the gun he created last turn and walking back to the Council Chambers. His bird statue, on the other hand didn't have a chance to attack anybody, it was on the floor, broken in a dozen pieces. He had wanted to find some napalm to make a bomb, but there was none on the planet Undinai.

Fenrir makes use of his time alone with Blaydrix, in the convent, by growing a small forest of stinging trees, to hide their *censored* actions.

The ghosts couldn't make up their mind as to who to injure, again, NO MAJORITY, NO DAMAGE.
1. Tia'Amat - 80HP
~Invincibility Capsule
2. DarkPhoenix - 65HP (Yaoi Fantrap)
3. DarkArcher- 85HP (female stripper nymphomaniac)
5. KawaiaSakebi - 45HP
6. HolyShadow - 65HP
12. Fat1Fared- 15HP
14. Yachiru - 55HP
15. NeoShark - 85HP
16. Fenrir -55HP
~Power Capsule (Shuttle bay on a stinging vine.)
17. Grandia Yuki - 35HP
19. Ave- 85HP
~Power Capsule
20. BlayDrix - 65HP
4. WeirdSmells - 0HP -DEAD
10. AsteriskRocks - 0HP~Dead
9. SirRobin - 0HP -DEAD
7. Eia - 0HP-DEAD
8. Sajeev - 0HP~Dead
11. FanMan - 0HP (woman)Dead
18. Clank4Prez - 0HP-DEAD
13. Seraphim - 0HP -Dead
~ Power capsule <--- do we see anything wrong here?

[HolyShadow]

I run up to Sera's corpse, then use a hammerspace pill to summon a small field around Seraphim's body that will fire a laser at anyone that comes close to it besides me, then sit down and wait the turn out. I also steal the power capsule.

The lasers are controlled by a remote-controlled device that I hold, and lasts for one turn before running out of energy.

The field extends underground, and above, so it can fire a laser through these things.

[Eia]

Yay! Sera is a ghost too now.

TIME TO KICK HIS DEAD ASS.

*uses ectoplasmic powers to tie Sera's ghost arms and legs around his neck*

[grandia yuki]

I make my way to the execution chambers. I need to find a way to heal!

[Fenrir502]

I make my way to the execution chambers. I need to find a way to heal!

So you head to the execution chambers?

Riiiiiiiiiight...

[grandia yuki]

So you head to the execution chambers?

Riiiiiiiiiight...

Ironic....isn't it.

[Seraphim]

13. Seraphim - 0HP -Dead
~ Power capsule <--- do we see anything wrong here?

Ummmm, you only gave me one capsule, and I gave that to Ave, remember?

[KawaitaSakebi]

Oh, dear...

[Fat1Fared]

Now I am in hospital (or should be anyway) I use the equipement and my powers to make a protective/healing pod (like something from Dragon Ball Z) and put myself inside it, to heal some health

[Clank4Prez]

Vote Tia.

[KawaitaSakebi]

Now I am in hospital (or should be anyway) I use the equipement and my powers to make a protective/healing pod (like something from Dragon Ball Z) and put myself inside it, to heal some health

She's not going to allow that.

[Seraphim]

19. Ave- 85HP
~Power Capsule
13. Seraphim - 0HP -Dead
~ Power capsule <--- do we see anything wrong here?

See, gcar90? I gave that power capsule to Ave. My corpse shouldn't have another power capsule. I checked my PMs, too.

I vote for Fat1Fared

[Fat1Fared]

sera, I about a turn away from death, why waste your vote?

Kawa, if she doesn't allow it, she doesn't allow it, I am just trying to get enough health together, so I can Kanmakazi attack Fenir

[Fenrir502]

<///3

[FanMan]

vote DA, don't let him win another round again.

[darkarcher]

vote DA, don't let him win another round again.

You act as if I consistently win rounds.

I have only won a single round (the second one) out of the 4-6 played.

[FanMan]

But isn't that still winning.

Or is it "Screw the winnings, it depends on the amount of players."

[Seraphim]

sera, I about a turn away from death, why waste your vote?

Kawa, if she doesn't allow it, she doesn't allow it, I am just trying to get enough health together, so I can Kanmakazi attack Fenir

vote DA, don't let him win another round again.

OK, you two have convinced me. I change my vote to DarkArcher.

[darkarcher]

I don't really feel obliged to do anything this turn, so I wait and store energy. (I won't wait so long to use it this time, gcar. =P)

[DarkPhoenix]

*continues drawing various hard core yaoi scenes that become real*

[KawaitaSakebi]

Owait I haven't done anything yet...um...
I don't know what to do. o3o

EDIT: Yes I do, I use chain jail on Grandia Yuki and start whacking him with the next chain that comes to hand. >:P
Also, I avoid looking into his eyes.

[gcar90]

Bah Turn End
Results soon

[gcar90]

Turn 22
Tia'Amat continues persuing and attacking Fat1, picking up nearby rocks, using them to bludgeon him. NeoShark hurls starbolts at Fat1Fared, sure to follow him if he leaves the room. The fat1fared, died in the doorway, for instead of acting to defend himself or run away, he tried to use the Mystery fluid despenser that were in the HOSPITAL, not realizing he was in the COUNCIL CHAMBERS. *headdesk* Kawa was also an interesting sight, since she was in the council chambers as well and trying to use Chain Jail on Grandia Yuki who was in the Hospital, walking to the Execution Chambers.

Yachiru turns into a steamroller that has spikey drums, and makes her way to the council chambers, leaving the others in the Hospital. HolyShadow runs over to Sera's corpse to pluck the power capsule from his body. The HS swallows a hammerspace pill to summon a small fortress around Seraphim's body that will fire lasers at anyone that comes close to it besides me, then sit down waiting for some foolish opponant to show him/herself. On the horizon, a Darkarcher appears, the lazers arm themselves, preparing to fire, when HolyShadow calls them off, allowing DA to enter the impenetrable fortress. Once inside the small lazer fortress, Dark creates a few wormholes to take anyone else in the Hospital away, but nobody else is in the hospital. HS also gives DA another Hammerspace Pill, so that Dark can pull ingrediants for other drugs from the mystical hammerspace. Grandia Yuki wants to needs to find a way to heal himself, so he does the only logical thing possible and heads to the EXECUTION CHAMBER.

In the shuttle bay, a yaoi Fantrap was drawing hot intense scenes, that came to life in the form of holograms, that shortly fade out within moments of being formed.

The ghosts amused themselves by torturing one of their own, but finally voted to injure the DarkArcher.

1. Tia'Amat - 80HP
~Invincibility Capsule
2. DarkPhoenix - 65HP (Yaoi Fantrap)
3. DarkArcher- 75HP (female stripper nymphomaniac)
5. KawaiaSakebi - 45HP
6. HolyShadow - 65HP
~ Power capsule
14. Yachiru - 55HP
15. NeoShark - 85HP
16. Fenrir -55HP
~Power Capsule (Shuttle bay on a stinging vine.)
17. Grandia Yuki - 35HP
19. Ave- 85HP
~Power Capsule
20. BlayDrix - 65HP
4. WeirdSmells - 0HP -DEAD
10. AsteriskRocks - 0HP~Dead
9. SirRobin - 0HP -DEAD
7. Eia - 0HP-DEAD
8. Sajeev - 0HP~Dead
11. FanMan - 0HP (woman)Dead
18. Clank4Prez - 0HP-DEAD
13. Seraphim - 0HP -Dead
12. Fat1Fared- 0HP-DEAD

[KawaitaSakebi]

*headdesk*
Oops...lost track thar. >_____>

[gcar90]

*headdesk*
Oops...lost track thar. >_____>

you and Fatty, both.

[KawaitaSakebi]

Yup.

[FanMan]

Still voting for DarkArcher, there could be a chance that he could win again.

Also, can I haunt Holy in his dream or by making voices that he can't hear making him think he is crazy. It won't cause any damage, just make him think he is crazy for a turn.