Captions At 20,000 Feet

[LittleKuriboh]

[news41]

[iodashi]

<i>Post censored by Kroze.</i>

[KaptainKrunk]

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee265/KaptainKrunk_2007/Caption-24.gif

[Kroze]

You are sooo very british... you know that?

<span style='color:red;'>And please none of that "First post!" shit in here!</span>

[niknnik]

Post not censored by Kroze.

[LittleKuriboh]

Post un-Britished by Kroze.

[raininess]

More unbritishment? When will it ever stop?

[niknnik]

Shall I post my caption contest entry now, and be the first one...?
No, I think I'll wait about 5 pages...

[LittleKuriboh]

Never! That's when.

[02MARTIA]

Pegasus: I'm not sure where the writers have placed me this time, is it Doctor who or House?
Man sitting next to Pegasus: Oh look! Pole dancing air hostesses....Oh no, snakes!

[JesusRocks]

A new challenge... Pegasus, on a plane... hmmm... gotta think of one

ALSO: INB4PAGE2... take that Kroze :P

[Underling]

oh yeah, i watched that the other day too

[02MARTIA]

The British rule

[Kroze]

Shit, we got ourselves a "funny man" boys...

[niknnik]

never!? But then I'll never be born!
Wait, that doesn't make sense <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley5.png'>

[LittleKuriboh]

Watched what?

[Spoofs3]

is it me?

[LittleKuriboh]

Is it true?

[JesusRocks]

Start of Caption:

How to Pull at 30,000ft
Lesson One - Starring Maximillion Pegasus
- Make sure someone fabulous is sitting in the seat beside you
- Pretend to look interested in the view outside the window
- Check your neighbour's hand position
- Starting with your arm-rest, non-chalantly move your hand towards his
- Gasp and apologise profusely upon touching, just like any good bad anime
- You're in, bitch

Navigate to:
Lesson Two (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p2/#p45)
Lesson Three (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p3/#p62)
Lesson Four (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p3/#p89)
Lesson Five (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p7/#p210)

[02MARTIA]

I doubt it, he's Irish unless he's Dara O'Brien

[Spoofs3]

That I'm pegasus's lover? WHo told you that?
I mean... Is he getting hot in here or is it just me?
I mean... Screw him...
i mean!... Shit...

[Underling]

20,000 leagues under the sea... just thinking out loud...

[raininess]

Before starting to unbritish the language shouldn't we unbritish Pegasus' way of sitting?

[cionicgreycloak]

for some reason the text on the picture wont show up so for now i'm giving up

[LittleKuriboh]

... You don't even know what I was referencing in the title.

You should be feeling the deepest shame of all.

[JesusRocks]

That's not a British way of sitting... shouln't we ungay Pegasus' way of sitting?
FIX'D

and the answer is... no... not at all...

[Underling]

just reminded me that i saw it is all...
fame has changed you...

[Spoofs3]

Wait a minute... Ryan Air is Irish! but your not irish... your not irish at all

[cionicgreycloak]

never mind

[stragus]

Pegasus: "OMG! I'm sitting next to Sean Connery. I've got to play it cool."

[cionicgreycloak]

hang on you can see the text but i cant?

[cionicgreycloak]

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll16/theicon66/captions/captions24.jpg

[LittleKuriboh]

Shatner, dude.

[MalamiteLtd]

Not typically a forum goer, but had to try at least one. Hope you enjoy.

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/5321/pegasusxs9.jpg

[kiba]

Guy that looks like Sean Connery:(thought)hmm...i wonder if any other gay men on this plane are in the mile high club...
Pegasus:(thought) hmm...i wonder if any other gay men on this plane are in the mile high club...

[raininess]

Doesn't that man with the beard look like he's wondering if they might be in sparta yet?

[JesusRocks]

I think he is... definately...

[pikminimon]

*Pegasus' hand touches other dude's*
*other dude looks over at Pegasus*
Other dude: I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky...
Pegasus: Is that wing out there.... burning?
Announcer: "It seems that the left airplane wing is having some technical difficulties. We will crash in roughly three minutes. Have a nice day."

[EdBat]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/8575/captions24gu6.jpg
Knock yourselves out. Simple text captions are preferred, but feel free to show us your concepts of what Pegasus can see outside the plane. Or just make jokes about how Pegasus is probably on a plane for gay people! LOL! FUNNY!
Nonono, you are mistaken, good sir.

He's clearly on the plane for shady-looking-characters.

[Azat]

Only Pegasus would fly on Gay Air.
He must be the sponser of the airlines too. Seeing how he's rich.

...Wait, why isn't he in a private jet if he's rich?
...I'm not gonna answer that question, because it's gross if you think about it.

[l3o2828]

*Man besides pegasus feels something touching him*
Man besides pegasus : Oh Edgar! At least kiss me first!
Pegasus : You are just simply fabulous!
M B P : I hate this mother ****** Gays In this Mother ****** Plane!

[EdBat]

I'm waiting for a Snakes on a Plane reference.

Edit: Whoops, just a split second too late. >.<

[l3o2828]

Duh...Look at my post

[l3o2828]

Actually i need to repost this again:
*Man besides pegasus feels something touching him*
Man besides pegasus : Oh Edgar! At least kiss me first!
Pegasus : You are just simply fabulous!
Man with blue shirt : I hate this mother ****** Gays In this Mother ****** Plane

[JesusRocks]

How to Pull at 30,000ft
Lesson Two: Starring Maximillion Pegasus
- Should lesson one fail you, compliment your neighbour, again non-chalantly
(However, if you are indeed desperate, skip to Lesson 5)
- Here are some suggested compliments:
"Hey, you look like Sean Connery... in his younger days!"
"Hey, you look like Gerard Butler... in his younger days!"
"Hey, you look like Dixonij... in his younger days!"
- If these compliments fail you, skip to Lesson 5

Navigate to:
Lesson One (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p1/#p19)
Lesson Three (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p3/#p62)
Lesson Four (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p3/#p89)
Lesson Five (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p7/#p210)

[MahrenYthraa]

Pegasus: "Oh my! There are some FABULOUS Gremlins out there!"

I know, shoot me now. Worst first caption contest entry ever. >.>

[michikoneko]

oh, is'nt that a lovely veiw out of the window... wait, wat the hell is that guy doing? oh well, its nice anyway, i like it.


hey , is that bakura in disguse next to me?!

[kaiju]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii283/tamakero/richpeople.jpg

[EdBat]

Umm...why?

Have you never heard of the edit button, sweetie?

[michikoneko]

hold on... hey! one of those guys looks like he was this guy in my class last yr! serious!

[PegasusJCrawford]

I already feel insulted....O_o;;

I'll think of something great....it will be great indeed....*chuckles*

[EdBat]

YAY! Peggy's here!

[LordVoldything]

AWWWW I miss Dix!

[PegasusJCrawford]

Tehehe! XD

My caption post is going to be the least gay one of all! D:<

[Adaro]

*Inside Pegusus's head*

Oh my! What a fantastic view! And the man next to me ain't half bad either.... did he just touch me? Is he hinting at somethin-THERE! I'm sure he just touched me again! Should I put my hand on top of his? But what if this is just some huge misunderstanding? But I'm sure he's just playing hard to get, looking everywhere but at me.... maybe I'll shift my leg over so it's touching his. Yes, something subtle.... DRAT! With my legs crossed it'd be hard to make this motion look natural, and these armrests have spaced us too far apart! Oh how these two armrests feel like two football fields my love! Preventing the fires within our souls from eternally mingling, to dance the dance of life! I know! I'll get up to go to the bathroom, and fall on top of him 'by accident'. That will be a nice start. That's how all the relationships on TV starts- that's probably where the phrase 'head over heels in love' came from... I've always wondered that.... and after that we can do many wonderful things together.... ballroom dancing (is that what kids are calling it these days?), the wedding, the adopted children! CRUD I've spent so much time thinking the plane is already landing! No, my love, don't go! Don't leave me like this, look at all we've been through! The ball room dancing! The wedding in California! DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS!!!!

"sigh"
I'll just pay Yugi's grandpa to spend the night again.

[EdBat]

How's that for irony?

[ocrinaoftimefreak]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/3149/captionconest2entry1om4.png


Entry 2:
Beard dude: I say, That steward has one fine arse.

[FoxxyRin]

Pegasus: This lime-green airplane interior is distinctly unfabulous.

[flarerose0o0]

Guy next to Pegasus thinking: Don't look at the fag! Don't look at the fag! Oh damn, we're holding hands.
Guy next to Pegasus talking: "Hostess, can I borrow your panties to wipe the gayness off my hand? Thanks, you're a doll"
Pegasus: "This is why I hate it when I can't find my first class clearance."

[PegasusJCrawford]

*facepalms* That guy with the beard is the head of his archeological team...>.<
Also way old...>.>

[flarerose0o0]

Pegasus: "This is an uncomforable chair..."

[JesusRocks]

How to Pull at 30,000ft
Lesson Three - Starring Maximillion Pegasus
- After complimenting your neighbour, mirror his movements, imitation is often a sign of flattery
- If and When he notices you, mention that you think that his beard/facial hair or lack thereof suits him
- Offer to buy him a drink, but ask him to call the stewardess, remember, relationships take teamwork!

Navigate to:
Lesson One (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p1/#p19)
Lesson Two (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p2/#p45)
Lesson Four (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p3/#p89)
Lesson Five (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p7/#p210)

[TwilightPhoenix]

Wow, that other caption contest ended surprisingly quick. Before I could even think of anything that 40 other people wouldn't do. Oh well, just to play it safe and garauntee I have at least one entry, here's what I have off the top of my head.

Pegasus: "Maybe I shouldn't have been so direct..."


Now to try to think of something better.

[Tukosai]

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii33/Tukosai/captions24gu6.jpg

[jackleonhart]

darnit, why am i stupid...i'm ashamed to admit this...but i don't know how to post an image, can someone help a noob?
Edit: jackleonhart's noobness went up a level. he discovered there's a sticky for this

[Sophie]

Woooo~
I knew Xelien would win. Seeing the picture now still makes me lol.
I love that LK can enjoy jokes at his own expense.

[JesusRocks]

Don't be ashamed... you won't believe how many people don't know... it's nothing big... it's better than some people thinking they know and then FAILing... HARD...

upload your image to an image-hosting site like Photobucket or Imageshack...
copy the images URL to your clipboard
paste it into the posting box, making sure you surround it with the <img src='' width='' height='' border='0' />..
In photobucket, make sure you do not copy anything except the IMG url...

[AshyMoo]

this is my first try... ever.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b6/AAAshes/Caption2.jpg

(I know its not really good, but it was the only thing that came to my mind...)

[Face]

http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/images/captions24gu6Face.png

[JesusRocks]

FACE!! O.O

... *cries*

[flarerose0o0]

Pegasus: "Oh my Ra, it's Ben 10!"

[Azat]

<img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>
That is awesome.

[EdBat]

And with that image...

Face won the entire caption contest.

[jackleonhart]

http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm461/jackleonhart/captions24gu6.jpg
While pegasus THOUGHT a nice little flight would get him to forget yugi and his little friends, he suddenly realized his loss to yugi was driving him completely insane when the hallucinations began...
http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm461/jackleonhart/caption10.jpg
Pegasus:wtf?

It worked!

[Cyberlink420]

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd243/cyberlink420/CaptionEntry.jpg

[jackleonhart]

"...and with jackelonhart not getting faces caption, jackleonhart went up yet another level in noobness"

[JesusRocks]

Don't worry... I don't get it either... ಥ~ಥ

[rzrdrgn]

Pegasus: If I jumped now I wonder if anyone would make a joke about it raining men.

Crappy, but I don't care.

[jackleonhart]

i think i'm at level 4 noobness rating...and thats all in one forum..btw isn't faces dude in the window from neo genesis evangelion?

[PegasusJCrawford]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/pegasusJcrawford/captions24gu6copy.jpg

I don't know how to bring myself to make fun of him...>.<

[Chiscringle]

Pegasus: I didn't know we were flying through the sun...

or

Pegasus: If that guy right next to me weren't obviously looking for a stewardess, I'd be all over him. I wonder if he likes holograms.

[Antfish]

NO CAPTION FOR PEGASUS

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff84/Antfish241/captions24gu6copy-1.jpg

[starchain]

Pegasus: There's always someone in the f***ing bathroom...

[AttentionDuelists]

Pegasus: (singing) 'Sweet Home Alabama'
Bearded man to Pegasus' right: Hey Pegusus, define irony.
Pegasus: Huh? Ummm...when a small child defeats you in a card game which you created?
Bearded man to Pegasus' right: Not quite what I had in mind.

[PegasusJCrawford]

Not henchman! Archeological team head! D:<
God damn it!

I is angry know-it-all fangirl!! >.>

[SirRobin]

*Pegasus and the guy he's sitting next to are purposly trying to ignore each other* *guy next to him starts to speak up*
Pegasus: No, I mean it this time, Bob! We're through!
Bob: But...but we had so much togeather! It's...I cant just see it end like this!
Pegasus: Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you cheated on me with that jewlry-obsessed Egyptian!
Bob: I didn't mean to!!! I swear!!! It just sort of...happened!
Pegasus: You broke my heart, and now I'll never forgive you! Never!!!
Bob: Oh, please don't be like that, Peggy-poo!!! You know I'd never do anything to hurt you!
Pegasus: ...I thought I knew...
*silence resumes* *dramatic music plays in the background*

*Kaiba looks up from his television*
Kaiba: Man! That Pegasus is wacked!
Mokuba: Can I watch Spongebob now, big brother?
Kaiba: Shut up, Mokuba! Can't you see I'm trying to watch my soap operas here?!?
Mokuba: ...isn't that Pegasus...?
Kaiba: *quickly changes the channel*

__________________________________________________ _______________________________________________

OMG, PEGASUS STARING IN HIS OWN SOAP OPERA!!!!! XD

[Explode]

Doesn't anyone find something wrong with this very FRUITY lime green plane interior?
No... just me? ...okay.

[is to lazy to try and beat you people]
K A B O O M !

[bluerose]

Pegasus: "Finally I'm considered dead, so I can just leave this show. Pretending to be gay is totally unfabulous."

[JesusRocks]

How to Pull at 30,000ft
Lesson Four - Starring Maximillion Pegasus
- Proceed to order the most alcoholic drink on the menu
- Give copious amounts to your neighbour
- Start to get more "comfortable" with human contact (touch his hands more)
- Tell a few jokes... especially about little boys and card games...

Navigate to:
Lesson One (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p1/#p19)
Lesson Two (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p2/#p45)
Lesson Three (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p3/#p62)
Lesson Five (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p7/#p210)

[Artimaeus]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa110/mutalisk332/captions24gu6Edit.jpg

[Doll]

Feminine Anime Character + 30,000 ft. = WIN SHOW

YU-GI-OH! FTW

[JesusRocks]

OH SHI~ IT'S HINA ICHIGO!!!

but... you're dead... YOU DIED AT THE HANDS OF SUIGINTOU IN Rozen Maiden AG: TFG <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley3.png'> ... check the off-topic section for details...

[Doll]

That was my evil twin.

[JesusRocks]

O.o I see...

[artisticangel17]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s63/artisticangel17/SetoPegasusYUGIOHABRIDGED.jpg


this is my first attempt at the caption contest hope you like it

[sethsdl999]

Pegasus: "There's sombody on the wing..."

Lame, but I wanted to say it.

[Inugami]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k74/Strain42/captions24gu6.jpg My first attempt

[PegasusJCrawford]

I don't know why but the above made me laugh so hard XD
"where did that guy get a pillow"

[Ultrapeepi]

Mr. Smith's conversation with Pegasus got awkwardly silent after Pegasus asked him about "Turkish prisons."

[PegasusJCrawford]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/pegasusJcrawford/coachbus.jpg

Pegasus: " *from inside the bus* Hmm...I wonder if there are some idiots running a
caption contest right now and think this is some sort of airplane and not
a bus. *chuckles* Nah, no one is that stupid."


In the anime they really are in a plane...but I'm a bitch. ^_^

[l3o2828]

Not to be irrespectful (sp?) but i don´t get Americans way of humor... i dont laugh at trigger happy , nether Mad TV....But i do laugh at Sarah silverman and abridged series like this one... also whats the fun about that?

[PegasusJCrawford]

There isn't anything funny about it, I am overly tired, in result I laugh at unfunny things.

Thats insulting, I am not American.

[l3o2828]

Oh my god ... I am sorry... Well ... this is awkard-- Im sorry! <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley3.png'>

[PegasusJCrawford]

XD
No its not!
I'm Canadian. North American is more like it though. ^_^

disrespectful*

[redconvoy]

"After asking the stranger next to him for random sex, the stranger makes sure the coast is clear before making any moves."

[AnonymousTypewriter]

Pegasus: So then I went to Egypt after my wife exploded and a man with large earring took me to a secluded area and gave me a golden eye for naughty dealings...
Beaded Man:Uh...
Man staring Straight Ahead: Hmm, maybe I should go to Egypt...

SECOND ENTRY!

Beaded Man: Where's the stewerdess? I want my salted peanuts damn it!

THIRD ENTRY!

Pegasus and his travel companion looked away quickly when their hands accidently touched, but neither made to move away from the encounter.

FOURTH ENTRY!

Pegasus: Alright, is anyone looking at the bathroom stall?
Bearded Man: I don't think so, on the count of three we'll make a run for it and shut the door before anyone notices. 1, 2, 3...
(in the bathroom)
Pegasus: Okay, here's my latest rare card.
Bearded Man: Sweet!

[WeirdoSpiral]

Pegasus: "Hey, look! I see Rick Astley performing live, and that's ALMOST as good as the Spice Girls! Where else could that man possibly go?!?
Other Guy: "If only I had a snake..."

[JonnyStarwind]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/8575/captions24gu6.jpg
Why the heck am I sitting in coach? They are playing Spice World in the first class seats.
This is so UN-FABULOUS!!

[PackNeedlez1]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l46/PackNeedlez1/pegasusgay.jpg

Pegasus: Ahh, Fabulous.
Sean Connery impersonator: Ahh f***.

[ChemoEmarles]

http://tinypic.com/usermedia.php?uo=TlCssfckx6Lg3d0WjKXIig%3D%3D

[whatsitmatter2]

Because it must be done:

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/8575/captions24gu6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/Locdog07/caption23.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/yugi_chan2/miswebs/personajes/01.jpg

Unfortunately I couldn't find the one I was actually looking for. Just like how I kind of forgot my original password <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley6.png'> .

[PegasusJCrawford]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/pegasusJcrawford/kickseat.jpg

Pegasus: "Who the flip is kicking my seat, son of a bitch?"

[Yuikiko]

Oh god I'm horrible

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/8549/pegasusflight1qc4.png

[KateB819]

Here's my first try: <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'>

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/8876/91607033mo0.jpg

[OrangeSoda]

"Maybe I shouldn't have ordered the fish."

... Yeah, I'm not feeling particularly inspired tonight.

[Yuikiko]

If you don't get the reference, its alright.

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/3710/pegasusflight2dz6.png

[Richdueling421]

Here's we I got

Pegasus: Coming just hold his hand

[Eia]

Winrar.

[AnonymousTypewriter]

Bearded Man: Okay, stay cool. Sure people might think I'm gay, but I'm not moving my hand. That's just what he wants. I claimed the armrest first! I have a right! He will not get in my head he will not!

[SHADE45]

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/6338/captionpeg1qy0.png
http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/5761/captionpeg2oo6.png

[demonicweasel101]

Ha. Here's a really bad one for ya'll.

Pegasus: Since Kaiba-Boy's not here, you'll have to do Sean.

Terrible man. Terrible.

[Shinigami]

Obviously everyone thought of this already, (including LK for anyone that didn't read the title) but I didn't see anyone make a picture for it, so here it is:

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd97/ShinigamiKing/pegasusat20000feet.png

"Portrait of a frightened man: Mr. Maxamillion Pegasus, twenty-four, widower, father, and trading card designer on sick leave. Mr. Pegasus has just been discharged from a sanitarium where he spent the last six months recovering from a nervous breakdown, the onset of which took place on an evening not dissimilar to this one, in the bathroom of an airliner very much like the one in which Mr. Pegasus is about to be flown home - the difference being that, on that evening half a year ago, Mr. Pegasus' flight was terminated by the onslaught of his mental breakdown. Tonight, he's travelling all the way to his appointed destination, which, contrary to Mr. Pegasus' plan, happens to be in the darkest corner of the Spell Card Zone."

[skip]

I'm so depressed I'm going to Egypt because that's what people do when they're depressed they go to Egypt

[Forwhatitsworth]

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa156/gamergoo/captions24gu6.jpg

Oh well... Another entry bites the dust...

[feel4yogurt]

pegasus sat there pondering if he could look any more gay....and then he realized it was a man that looked liked sean connery was sitting right next to him.
"I've got a pla-aan!

okay, that sucked, new one pondering....

WERE ON A MAGIC SCHOOL BUS RIDE!!!

...man i loved that show!

[jamminjelly]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/8575/captions24gu6.jpg
Only the most fabulous are allowed to gaze upon the brilliance that is Maximilian Pegasus. These people are determined by Pegasus himself...
Mr. Brown Suit? No way, brown is simply unfabulous.
How about Mullet Kid? Absolutely not. This isn't the eighties, we play Duel Monsters not Magic: The Gathering.

[DistinctlyBenign]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/Wizardjjm/captions24gu6copy.jpg

[Atticus]

Pegasus: Hmm... I wonder if we're actually a mile high?

[bconnolly]

1) pegasus: Why are people always uncomfortable when I offer to show them my millenium eye.
2) pegasus: why is the guy next to me so uncomfortable? all I did was follow him into the bathroom.

[Xelien]

wow, i won ^_^, im still thinking of my caption this week, but i just wanted to say that I'm a girl :P

[VampireLemons]

...Am I the only one who thinks of green starbursts when I look at the color of the plane's inside?

[Ratiocination]

Pegasus: "There's a monkey on the wing! There's a monkey on the wing!"

[xtsetse64x]

Pegasus: Did you know, Sean Connery, that the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plane?
Sean Connery [next to him]: I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one!

[velocissimo]

Here's my entry :)
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb273/HelmarocQueen/Caption1-1.png <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'>

Second entry - Fly Millenium Air: Because seatbelts are just sooo unfabulous~~!

[xtsetse64x]

Narrator: Friends don't let friends fly gay.

[haha i had to say it]

[darkjagwar]

Yes, Pegasus did know that the plane was actually a giant dildo with wings. That's why he decided to fly "Air Fabulous". Unfortunately, he was so bloody effeminate that his fellow gay passengers turned him away, thinking he was actually a woman. Oh, the irony!

[DietDrew]

Pegasus: I've always wondered why I own an entire island with a castle where people come to play card games, yet I don't have a private yet.

[new2nbdy]

P: I wonder if anyone thinks I'm gay.
Random Guy next to him: Holy Crap! A gay guy. Don't look at his penis.Don't look at his penis.Don't look at his penis.Don't look at his penis.Don't look at his penis.Don't look at his penis.Don't look at his penis.

[Tatterdemalion]

"This is your life, and it's ending one card game at a time."



...Is the reference too obscure or loosely connected to register? I hope not...

[Shirou14]

pegasus- "Soon I will arive at duel Acadamy, filled with young boys. I wonder if I can use the duel spirits excuse to get jaden to let me in his room again..."
Guy beside pegasus- " Hey, is that Pegasus?! I wonder if I can use the duel spirits excuse to get him to let me in his room again..."

[Overdrive64]

Man to the left: "Maxamilion Pegasus, traveled on an average plane, not his own, not first class. Flight attendent, bring this man a klondike bar!"
Man in front: Overdrive64, entered a caption contest, and no gay jokes were made. Klondike bars all around!

[smexycloudstrife]

Brown Suit Guy - Does anyone wanna swap seats?

[Boredman]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i44/kingdomheart123456789/untitled.jpg

[shazarn]

my first caption contest entry
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3035/2644338013_0a0d16bfb0.jpg?v=0
PS. plz excuse my crappy paint editing

[RAWowner333]

pegasus: *thoughts* god...i have to goto the bathroom
guy next to him: *thoughts* dear god he let one loose...it smells like ass! WHERE'S THE EXIT?

[BlueDarkness]

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj74/BlueDarkness3/entry_1_b.jpg

There is mine...

If you need to make it more readable just click on the picture. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley7.png'>

[narutostarwars]

XDDDDD

[Overdrive64]

attempt #2:

pilot: And if you look out your windows, you'll see a wonderfull view of heaven, eternal resting place for the souls of mankind. And if you'll look forward you may continue to enjoy our complementary in flight airing of Yugioh: the Abridged Movie.
man in front: (thought) I've made my choice...

[Umbreon]

I can't help it! It's good! <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>

[TwilightPhoenix]

Okay, time for a entry with more than two seconds of thought. Of course, that's not saying a whole lot more went into this one.

Brown Suit: "You get any closer and I swear I'll rip "it" off and shove "it" down your throat."

Pegasus: "...fine."

[Thor]

i know there has to be some sort of gay joke involving "snakes on a plane" <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'> but i just cant get it

[xPhineasx]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j281/kitty_kat_kadaj/captionlol.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j281/kitty_kat_kadaj/caption3.jpg

Ooo Gay jokes and witty outdated pop references! Go me. [/lame]

[LadyAbaxa]

It's a Neon Genesis Evangelion reference.

[BlueDarkness]

<img src='/images/emoticons/smiley3.png'> I put more than 2 seconds of thought into that!!! In fact I have thought about mine for 2 days.

[Simsmagic]

http://i25.tinypic.com/1scqro.png

[petrie911]

Pegasus: Ooo...I wonder if the man next to me is Larry Craig.

[Mercury]

[both are thinking, not saying]

Man next to Pegasus: "Come on...when is that stewardess gonna come bring me to that empty seat already?!"
Pegasus: "Come on, Maxy...you can do this...just move your hand a few more inches to the right..."

[EOF1]

OMG! hes touching my hand! PLAY IT COOL, MAXIMILLION! PLAY IT COOL!

[EOF1]

Attention passengers this is the captain: If you look out your to your left you will see a caption contest won without using any images uploaded. Get your cameras ready folks, this is a rare sight

[EOF1]

sexual tension = very much

[EOF1]

Person: Oh my gosh! there is a man on the wing!

Pegasus: mmmmm somebody get me on that wing!

[EOF1]

Peagsus is on the way to his spin-off show:

YUGIOH:FIRE ISLAND

[ShadowTheHedgehog13]

[face palm while i am trying to come up with a caption]

[Bulletbill]

Man: Mr Pegasus you can't be serious!
Pegasus: I am serious, and please, call me Shirley.

Also, am I the only one who notices that the man who owns a multi billion dollar corporation is flying on a public airline that for some reason is green with purple seats?

[DizzyShahr]

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/606/capatitionwh1.png
mY CAPATITION!
They are finger connected if you wanted to know :D

[HairPowers]

Pegasus:"maybe if i cross my legs,i can cover it up" man next to him" cover what up??" Pegasus:"umm..." man" UGH! YOU FARTED!"

[Saiyanman53]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l84/Saiyanman53/65-1.jpg

[ambiguouslycamp]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n153/bluepaladin75/PegasuswantsKaiba.jpg
Originally the quote was going to be... "OoOoOoO Is that Kaiba boy in his blue eyes white dragon jet? Maybe that stud can give me a ride. Hope there's room for two... though I wouldn't mind sitting on his lap." BUT I ran out of room. lol And it seemed too directly gay... nevermind, it's Pegasus. He IS directly gay. Also, I wanted to give the bearded guy a thought bubble that said... "This lady next to me has no boobs. It's freaking me out. Stop staring! Look away!" but it had nothing to do with what Pegasus was thinking so I decided not to include it. :P

[niknnik]

Well, I said I'd post mine in about 5 pages so...
http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee223/nickademus3/YGOTAS%20stuff/jimcarrey.jpg
REFERENCE IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE FILM. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liar_Liar)

[KaptainKrunk]

"Shortly after take off, Pegasus stood up, unzipped his pants, and unleashed his snake onto the plane."

[niknnik]

Oh God...
*facepalms*

[susaga]

Pegasus: The view from up here is fabulous!

intercom: Hello, this is the captain speaking, the journey will be 3 hours long and we'll be taking off shortly.

[susaga]

safety procedure: in case of emergency, mildly touch the hand of the person on your right, cross your legs in a fabulous way and look out the window at the interesting clouds we can't navigate through. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'>

[Hayami]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v455/Hyami/BlastingOff-1.jpg

I'd really like to know how the hell Team Rocket could survive the head trauma they must suffer when their heads meet the ground, or a tree, or an airplane?

Also, my apologies, all I have to work with is Paint, so...cruddy image is cruddy.

[imnotcheesy]

Lol my first post!
http://img376.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cccli2.jpg

[imnotcheesy]

http://img376.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cccli2.jpg

[imnotcheesy]

it doesnt work!

[imnotcheesy]

http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/9134/cccli2.jpg

[gcar90]

Pegasus: "There's a Gremlin on the wing!! We are all going to die!!"

[Dalek]

I’m sure no one’s going to get the reference. :P

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f168/myotis282/captions24gu6copy-1.jpg?t=1215420080

[Hermit]

http://pixloads.com/public/56738/Losts5.png

[Quidam]

It appears that several people have already beaten me to the concept, and my execution sucks (I used Paint). However, I thought I might throw mine up just for fun.

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll132/prinny5/zomggremlins.jpg

[WereSquirrel]

Brown suit man: How long is that stewardess gonna ignore me because I sat next to this guy? I want some peanuts, dammit!
Pegasus: Oooh!

*Sorry, I really tried not turning this into a "Pegasus am fruity lulz", but jimminy, look what we have to work with!*

[lorde555]

After many hours of attempting to be samuel l jackson, pegasus still could not get all the mother f****ng snakes of the mother f****ing plane

[imnotcheesy]

Hahaha people are copying me!
fat cat the copy cat would be proud of you!

[donscreamer]

http://i308.photobucket.com/albums/kk349/donscreamer/captions24gu6_2.jpg

http://i308.photobucket.com/albums/kk349/donscreamer/captions24gu6_3.jpg


its my first post (sorry had to be said)

[CybrSpacJake]

Pegasus: Oh Yugi-Boy, you're simply going to love this new Duel Monsters Tournament. I just know you'll defend your title of King of Games title.
Bearded Man: King of Games or not, if he kicks the back of my freaking chair one more time i'm going to stuff him in the overhead compartment.

-or-

Bearded Man: Alright i think they just left the bathroom. After i shut the door behind me, wait a few minutes so no one sees you go in.

[Postal]

http://i27.tinypic.com/21ostx5.jpg
lol sup

[lorde555]

Oh man i just relised that everyone had allready done the samuel jackson joke before me. But I didnt copy them

[Novouto]

Pegasus was enjoying his trip until the flash of a nuclear explosion permanently burned his retina, while the other passengers, having remembered the flight attendant's safety instructions that should such an event occur, were not looking into the light. Pegasus, however, was unfortunate enough to be wearing his ipod earphones beneath his hair, while listening to Destiny's Child, during the instructions. Lessoned learned, listen to the flight attendants.

[lorde555]

http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn433/lorde555/pegasussuperma128599013710449136.jpg

[Sweeper128]

Brown-Suit: "Quick, Pegasus, while the Policeman's asleep. Get these handcuffs off!"
Pegasus: "Why honey... I hired that policeman. Besides we'd miss all the fun."
Brown-Suit: "You sick..."
Pegasus: "But the Four Legged Race is tomorrow."
Brown-Suit: "So this was a ploy to get me to take part in a fun run? So no homosexual activities... jokes, hints, memes, innuendo... none of that?"
Pegasus: "Well, after tonight... big boy"

[EflowNivek]

" There's a Thing a Thing on the wing" First thing I though of when I saw your caption.



Now my take:

<Your in flight movie Shall be "Brokeback Mountain" Followed by "Spice World">
Oh Goody!

[brewerb11]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/223/captions24gu6sj1.jpg

Pegasus: I'm tired of all these god damn snakes on this god damn plane!

[2handedmonk]

"Unknowingly, the bearded man accidentaly tapped his foot in the bathroom stall next to Pegasus. He emerged an agonizing two hours later, and prepared for the most awkward plane ride of his life."
By the way, how the hell does one goeth about attaching thine pictures to thine post...eth?

[ocrinaoftimefreak]

Entry no.3:

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8236/contest2entry3hp6.png



Look VERY closely at connery`s leg.

[evilfuzzle666]

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj293/jackjak666/1.gif
As pegasus stared out the window he wondered. <br>
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj293/jackjak666/2.gif
Meanwhile in the cockpit
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj293/jackjak666/3.gif
Hey big brother IM FLYING!!!
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj293/jackjak666/4.gif
Shut up mokuba and land this dam plane
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj293/jackjak666/5.gif
WEEEEEE
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj293/jackjak666/1.gif
Well that was sickening..hey look egypt!
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj293/jackjak666/6.gif
[i]MY EYE OH HOW IT HURTS!/i]
http://empireyugioh.free.fr/anime/galerie/maximillion_pegasus.gif
And thats the story about how i got my millenium eye

FINALLY FINISHED!

Comments please!! <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>

[skinnzl]

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn110/skinnzl/473973_320_224.jpg
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn110/skinnzl/untitled.jpg
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn110/skinnzl/untitled2.jpg
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn110/skinnzl/captions24gu6.jpg

1st attempt

[kaiju]

my second attempt.


http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii283/tamakero/hideandseek.jpg

This idea just burrowed its way into my head... so i made it a caption.

[evilfuzzle666]

LMAO!

[shazam]

Pegasus (thinking) *If I don't get off this $%#^@&# Barney plane in ten seconds I'm going to be sick right out this window*

[shazam]

and in my opinion, the news post title "captions at 20,000 feet" is a reference to the famous Winged Tortoise album Shells at 20,000 Feet

[Toonist]

Here goes...

http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm460/canetoonist/CAPTIONCONTEST1.jpg

[silvertv]

http://i311.photobucket.com/albums/kk442/silvertv/tgotas.gif

[evilfuzzle666]

genius!

[chaos769]

Pegasus: O Dare, i hope this plane lands on time so i wouldn't be late to the Spice Girls concert.

[LaLaLady]

The following events occured between 0900 hours and 1000 hours.

Brown Suit Man: "Pegasus, i have come to request for your help."

Pegasus: "Who are you?"

Brown Suit Man: "Never mind who i am!" *Looks away to make sure no one is looking* "Here ,take this, it is a phone. In six hours, you will receive a call explaining that a surprise has been organised at the 4Kids main establishment to take care of GX."

Pegasus: "Oooo! I like surprises!"

Brown Suit Man: "Quiet man! Your role will be to distract the leaders there so that Yugi can infiltrate the building and reveal the surprise!"

Third Man (thinking): "I knew if i stayed near the woman in the red outfit, i would learn something valuable. I better go and tell Jack!"

First post ever on this site. YGO: ABS rulez.

[ocrinaoftimefreak]

XD

[HailSatan]

Pegasus: There is a man on the wing out there... why won't anyone believe me?

Don't know if it's been done before, can't be bothered to check through 7 pages. It's a Twilight Zone reference, people. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley7.png'>

Edit: Nevermind I can see it's been done now. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley6.png'>

[JesusRocks]

How to Pull at 30,000ft
Lesson Five - Starring Maximillion Pegasus
- Turn to your (optionally intoxicated) neighbour and repeat these words verbatim
"Want a shag?"
- Congratulations! You've successfully pulled at 30,000ft!
Thank you for purchasing How to Pull at 30,000ft starring Maximillion Pegasus...

Please consider purchasing the next instalment in our award-winning series: How to Remove an Airline Scotch Glass from Various Bodily Orifices, starring Maximillion Pegasus for only £19.95!

Navigate back to:
Lesson One (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p1/#p19)
Lesson Two (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p2/#p45)
Lesson Three (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p3/#p62)
Lesson Four (http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p3/#p89)

End of Caption

[Cracker3011]

Sean Connery cosplayer: HELP! THIS GAY MOTHER ****** HANDCUFFED ME!
Pegasus: Don't be like that, it's only rape
...

EPIC FAIL
But it does look like handcuffs.

[tabbercat]

Pegasus: hmmm...oh yes, I think is shade of green will go perfect in my guest bathroom.

[YoshiYoko]

No matter where they are, who they are, or how much money they have:
Male Yu-gi-oh! villians sits like girls.

[niknnik]

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee223/nickademus3/YGOTAS%20stuff/Ihaveabeard.jpg
boogidyboogidyboo

[Vickram101]

http://img2.putfile.com/main/7/18811534597.jpg

[DizzyShahr]

Had this thought coming and i decided i most do it!
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/8773/captinlh2.png
it brillient right?
what do you mean no?
what The I ARIEAIAEHIAE!1

[whatsitmatter2]

Also because it must be done:

Pegasus: "Oh, look, people who don't know when to shut up about snakes. How amusing."
Other man: *thinking* "More like retarded........"

[YG117]

well, seeing as how the title looks like it's directed towards this t.v. show and all (or even the movie) but here it is.

Pegasus: "Oooo. There's something on the wing ......some ......THING!!"
Pilot: "Mr. Pegasus, that's your reflection. Please, we do not allow Twilight Zone references."
Pegasus: "Oooo, that's one hot thing on that wing."

and my second one....

Pegasus: *thinking* Now that his boyfriend is taken care of, I can think about how I can accidentially put my hand on top of his and give it a nice squeeze.

Man:*thinking* I swear, if he doesn't come back in the next five minutes, we are over.

[kittecat963]

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii33/kittecat963/Captioncopy-1.jpg

[MrsSallyBakura]

You are amazing. That is the exact reason why I find The DaVinci Code to be so... ugh. Overrated. I know it's just fiction but the fact that some people just took this so seriously over switching the bodies in a picture! -_-;;

I liked yours too, evilfuzzle. Elaborate captions, when pulled off well, are some of my personal favorites (though I'm not LittleKuriboh so my opinion doesn't matter, lol)

Umm... hopefully I'll come up with something... good... :/

[niknnik]

Hopefully.

[OrangeSoda]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/990/isthatsupermanxv2.jpg

[/dumb sight gag]

[JesusRocks]

your opinion matters in an advice-giving humour-gauging sense... which is a good thing ^_^

@OrangeSoda: I like how he's looking at your avatar

[LOLAtKaiba]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/betatmw888/peg-1.png

[magiica]

Pegasus: "Why do I always end up next to the least fabulous person on the plane?"

[LordOrion518]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Selkies/YugiohCaption18.png

[boman]

Mishter Pegashush, you're a shite for shore eyesh. Thatsh why i can't look at you right now

[Zonino]

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8190/captions24gu6zh5.th.jpg (http://img136.imageshack.us/my.php?image=captions24gu6zh5.jpg)

[yamiangie]

Pegasus: Arg, ever since they Ironman movie every time I'm late over an hour for the flight on my privet plane they take of without me and I have to fly commercial.

[DizzyShahr]

Pegasus: Are we there yet?

[COOLIOxHACK]

OK to tired to edit and stuff so yeah...
Pegasus:ooh..SPICEWORLD here I come!

[Keiichan]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g138/naioka1992/ABRIDGEDCOMP32.jpg

Inspired by the new t-shirt designs - can you tell? xD

Oh, and I'm aware that my editing is enough to make your eyes bleed. I'm sorry, I can't even blame Zork for that <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley6.png'>

[RandomMan]

(pegasus is kicking the seat in front of him out of childish boredom)
Man next to him thinks to self: "If I turn my head away and completely ignore him, no one will know I'm his father. Being a single parent is funny."

[FallingOut]

Everyone thinks Pegasus is the gay one, but he's not the one looking to see if the bathroom is empty.

[Urumaya]

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk171/Urumaya/Picture2.png

[guyman]

<img src='' width='' height='' border='0' />uments and SettingsSamMy DocumentsMy Pictures

[guyman]

woopsy daisy...

[DarkLittlePsycho]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e23/DarkLittlePsycho/random/Pegusus.jpg


:]

[guyman]

wtf man!?

[guyman]

C:Documents and SettingsSamMy DocumentsMy Pictures

[shazam]

Pegasus continued staring out the window, smoothly ignoring the man in the brown suit next to him who had just broken his neck attempting to twist it 180 degrees. Whether or not the suicide was induced by the plane's vomitous color scheme remains to be seen.

[COOLIOxHACK]

Ok not lazy anymore! Ehh hem!
OK so i have to post so coment on which one is better so here we have
Party Mode
http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m375/Orig_Kewlguy/caption1-1.jpg

Normal
http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m375/Orig_Kewlguy/caption1.jpg

[shazam]

Pegasus: "Ooh! Bunny cloud, ducky cloud... ice cream cone cloud... blue-eyes white dragon cloud... wait, what?"

[new2nbdy]

FFVII:cloud.

[kingyobachi212]

<insert obligatory joke about Gremlins on the wing of the plane or Langoliers here>

[Gonnnondorf]

Pegasus: Hmmm, wonder what I'll see if i look out this window... Oh my god a giant rock!!! The perfect inspiration for a children's trading card! In fact, everything here is inspiration for a lame children's trading card. Sir, can I borrow you for one moment, need to draw you... now if we can get those pesky clothes off

Guy Next to Pegasus: Ok, who want to sway seats with me?

[niknnik]

3rd entry! ^_^
http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee223/nickademus3/YGOTAS%20stuff/oppositepegasusclone.jpg

Other entries:
http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p6/#p169
http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/forum/f7/t3283/p8/#p214

[BritishAgent]

Pegasus: "OOOOOOOOOOO! VIRGIN ATLANTIC!"

[cappy1510]

Man in Brown Suit: *Thought in head* Calm yourself Jebediah, don't make it too obvious your going to look at Pegasus. Just slowly turn your head to the left and.....

Pegasus: Is that a deck of YuGiOh in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

[feel4yogurt]

Pilot: attention fliers! this flight is now officially declared as a no-gay-joke zone! thank you!
Pegusus: damnit!!