Expelled

[RebornZombie]

Well, Last year one of my best friends got real angry at a teacher at my school. So he put a porn video in the VCR in the teachers class room. Then, in the middle of class, he turned on the movie. The teacher turned it off, then he turned it back on. The teacher asked him to give her the remote control and he told her to "F*ck off". So he got expelled for the rest of the year!

[klokwerk]

that's badass. One time, me and two of my friends got bored in gym class because we had "trainer" mike as a sub and he declared it a free day. So, because we were in the pool area, I had gotten in the pool and everything and he told me to get out. When he left, I found a bottle of gatorade and threw it in the pool, and because our school says it has no money, "trainer" mike had to get in the pool and get the bottle of gatorade. So mike got the gatorade out and he was very angry and wet so he threw the gatorade in the garbage and left to his office. Tyler took the gatorade out of the garbage, opened it, and threw it back in the pool. Me and my firends got bored so we went into to gym hallway that connects the pool to the gym and there where these huge roll-up mats that we could fit in. We boosted up Casey, the midget of us, into one of these rolled-up mats and then "trainer" mike saw us and told us to go in the gym and play basketball and if he saw us again he would suspend us. So we went in the gyam and in about 20 minutes me and Tyler realised we left Casey in the rolled-up mat. Well, at the same time we remembered that, mike had found us and took us to his office, he was wet again. So he gives us this big lecture about how we were evil people and suddenly his cell-phone rings and he tells us to stay put and he leaves his office to answer the phone. So when he's gone, I deleted almost everytrhing on his computer and me, Tyler, and Casey leave his office and never get in trouble.

[M3gaUltraChicken]

^LAWL that's pretty funny.

[klokwerk]

Me, RebornZom, or both of us?

[RebornZombie]

The worse part is that it happened on Valentines Day! As he put it: Whats a better prank than to show two people expresing their love?

[klokwerk]

That just made your story much more funny.

[DarkWarrior]

...That's hardly expressing love. And, even if it were, common sense dictates that there is a time and a place for everything. And a porno in a classroom is most certainly not one of those places. I wholeheartedly agree with the teachers in that instance. The kid had what was coming to him.

[klokwerk]

yea, but that kid was funny

[OverMind]

I endorse this prank ... just as long as I'm the innocent bystander and not the one doing it.

[klokwerk]

same here, something like that is something my mom would be pissed about

[RebornZombie]

His parents thought it was funny so he they didnt even punish him <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley5.png'>

[klokwerk]

sweet, is my story awesome?

[RebornZombie]

Crazy, but awesome

[klokwerk]

sweet

[Egyptianeye]

damm, you people are nuts.... both of you

[klokwerk]

no, just bored with crappy substitute teachers

[Egyptianeye]

ugh. i h8 subs sometimes, i had one last week who spent almost the whole period takling about his carreer and his wife and how he almsot didnt' come back to our school cuz how bad we were; wtf? WE DONT CARE

[klokwerk]

most subs suck, like "trainer" mike I mentioned above, he's a pyhcopath. One second he's happy then a second later, he's spazin' out and not one knows why. I think his bald spot might be connected to his current mental state in some way.

[Egyptianeye]

O__O he sounds temperamental.

[Shadowmayne]

Ha,my school only gives out 3 day suspensions for cussing out a teacher. Everyone I know who has gotten expulsion were caught for drugs,brought a weapon to school,attempted to use said weapon,Gang fights,lighting trash cans on fire,making cars and stuff explode,and other crazy insane crap. >.>

[xellos88]

only time one of my classmates was expelled was because...you know what? i wont say it, i dont want you to think weird stuff about my country >_>

[OverMind]

It seems like something minor ... Is it something minor?

[klokwerk]

he said fuck?

[PhantomFan]

Tell us anyway!
:3

[PhantomFan]

Ha,my school only gives out 3 day suspensions for cussing out a teacher. Everyone I know who has gotten expulsion were caught for drugs,brought a weapon to school,attempted to use said weapon,Gang fights,lighting trash cans on fire,making cars and stuff explode,and other crazy insane crap. >.>
who are you hanging out with?
O.o

[Shadowmayne]

People.

[RebornZombie]

Piñatas are people too!

[Shadowmayne]

Yes yes they are.

[PhantomFan]

>.>
I thought you hung out with salmon

[RebornZombie]

Getting off topic

[Shadowmayne]

What he said.

[PhantomFan]

Piñatas are people too!
cuz that wasn't?

[RebornZombie]

Nope, Piñatas got me in trouble once. Long story, But its still on topic.

[Shadowmayne]

The southside pinata gang shot my friend Dre Dre. Someone shot the Pinatas at school. He was expelled. :(

[PhantomFan]

That sucks
=/

[RebornZombie]

Okay, I told the guy who did this that I posted this. And he got angry that I didnt tell you all his name. His name is Skylar C. Hunter!

[Shadowmayne]

Yes. Tell him I still don't care. e_e

[klokwerk]

I'd be mad troo, i'd want credit for that awesomeness.

[SSY]

That is pretty funny.

[Henriksson]

Once upon a time an aquitance of mine stole the universal key that could open all lockers at the school from a teacher. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>

[SSY]

lol.

[Egyptianeye]

wow... schools still have universal keys?! mine dont anymore O.o

[Psidude25]

well i don't agree with what your friend did, and he did diserve a punishment, and i'm thinking he could have received a worse one than that

[klokwerk]

Thank you, the sub was a retard. Actually, all the subs at my school are a little retarded(Except for 2 of them). There's this one that is a lesbian that when she subs, I will just blirt out "gay" and she doesn't even know.

[Henriksson]

Of course, this was when I was younger.

[klokwerk]

My school has universal keycards.

[Sounnga]

The last thing I did was my friend completely LOST IT on a teacher (as we had planned) and cussed him out. I swear to god he said ever swear word in English AND Punjabi. The reason he did a whole show was so I could upload it on YouTube. When I did about a week later they found the video and I was suspended for 1 week. The thing is my homeroom teacher was so pissed off the called us "Fucking assholes" and started to cry. I got that on video as well. The video has been removed from YouTube otherwise I would have been Expelled and had Charges laid on me.

[Chidori]

Your friend fails at life.

[Sounnga]

I've told him that on more than one occasion.

[klokwerk]

THAT. IS. AWESOME!!!

CAN I HAZ THE VIDEOZ?

[Henriksson]

Your friends are a living stereotype! Seriously, do that just to get five minutes in the spotlight? <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley2.png'>

[klokwerk]

Still wating on the videos............................................ .......

[Sounnga]

No, I'm not giving videos till August.
Otherwise it's Jail time for meeee.

[Sophie]

Where is the discussion?
How totally rebellious and hxc your friend is isn't much of a serious discussion.
Kids these days...

[sajeev50]

WOW, those stories are pretty messed up.

[klokwerk]

Which ones?

[sajeev50]

All of them. I've never heard stuff like this before. I didn't know people actually do this stuff.

[klokwerk]

well, yeah. Is my story funny?

[sajeev50]

Yes. ^_^

[klokwerk]

YAY!!!

[FullMetalRevive]

BWAHAHA!
You should've gotten expelled so that I could laugh at your misery.

[Sounnga]

I would LOVE to be expelled.
SO really there would be no misery to laugh at.

[Chidori]

I now know for a fact you are going to fail your life and end up poor and miserable.

[FullMetalRevive]

This is why Chidori is my favorite person on this forum.

[klokwerk]

What about me?

[Sounnga]

Actually, I just want a reason to move.,

[Chidori]

Why is it you want to move good sir?

[klokwerk]

Person has no friends.

[eaglewing]

Once I got locked in a room with sharp objects everywhere for two hours because I threw up on the principal. They said if I didn't stop getting cut they could always make it look like I was doing it to myself. Now that's unfair.

[Sounnga]

It's not a very nice place to live.
I own 3 guns myself actually.

[DarkWarrior]

Once I got locked in a room with sharp objects everywhere for two hours because I threw up on the principal. They said if I didn't stop getting cut they could always make it look like I was doing it to myself. Now that's unfair.
That's not just unfair, that's outright illegal. Assuming you're telling the truth, you need to contact local police and get them to look into this. I could also see this being somewhat of an exaggeration or some outright lie, so...